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RE: Pissing Match - 8/11/2006 10:20:50 PM   
jojoluvr


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RE: Pissing Match - 8/11/2006 10:36:08 PM   
nefertari


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RE: Pissing Match - 8/11/2006 10:47:11 PM   
TxBlkMistress


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quote:

ORIGINAL: cheshireboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: nefertari


As for me, well, I'm always right and don't have to prove it to anyone.  It should be common knowledge. 



this is just your perception of reality, and the funny thing is, not everyone lives in your reality, the fact that you would assume so much in turn gives me the right to assume that your reality is slightly skewered to the left, where i am going to be firmly planted on the right with a big stack of cookies, and since the right is in my reality and not yours, then you don't get any untill you agree that my reality is better than your reality based on the simple fact that it has cookies.
 
cheshire


You seem to be living in the past...the common cookie regime has no power, it has long since be over taken by tollhouse.  I am very familiar with the tollhouse monarchy...so that makes me right...so I invite you to come...come to the dark side...where the chips are like mountains and milk runs like the river.

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/11/2006 10:51:07 PM   
jojoluvr


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TxBlkMistress

quote:

ORIGINAL: cheshireboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: nefertari


As for me, well, I'm always right and don't have to prove it to anyone.  It should be common knowledge. 



this is just your perception of reality, and the funny thing is, not everyone lives in your reality, the fact that you would assume so much in turn gives me the right to assume that your reality is slightly skewered to the left, where i am going to be firmly planted on the right with a big stack of cookies, and since the right is in my reality and not yours, then you don't get any untill you agree that my reality is better than your reality based on the simple fact that it has cookies.
 
cheshire


You seem to be living in the past...the common cookie regime has no power, it has long since be over taken by tollhouse.  I am very familiar with the tollhouse monarchy...so that makes me right...so I invite you to come...come to the dark side...where the chips are like mountains and milk runs like the river.


i can't really argue with this -- sounds yummy!  and the voices in my head are telling me to run not walk!  see you soon......

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/11/2006 11:00:01 PM   
nefertari


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TxBlkMistress

quote:

ORIGINAL: cheshireboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: nefertari


As for me, well, I'm always right and don't have to prove it to anyone.  It should be common knowledge. 



this is just your perception of reality, and the funny thing is, not everyone lives in your reality, the fact that you would assume so much in turn gives me the right to assume that your reality is slightly skewered to the left, where i am going to be firmly planted on the right with a big stack of cookies, and since the right is in my reality and not yours, then you don't get any untill you agree that my reality is better than your reality based on the simple fact that it has cookies.
 
cheshire


You seem to be living in the past...the common cookie regime has no power, it has long since be over taken by tollhouse.  I am very familiar with the tollhouse monarchy...so that makes me right...so I invite you to come...come to the dark side...where the chips are like mountains and milk runs like the river.


You are "familiar" with the Tollhouse monarchy.  But I live in the M&M world.  It's much prettier.  And they melt in your mouth not in your hands.

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 12:50:07 AM   
IronBear


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Status: offline 		I usually refuse to get into a pissing contest especially I the physical world, but then not many try in on for size against me too because it a well known fact amongst locals, that this ol bear pisses napalm and farts flames and thus the opposition is BBQ'd ere they hit full stride, any that survived by being on the periphery, drown in the shit left by the now deceased... ....

<<God how I miss the aroma of napalm in the mornings and the stench of a damp jungle in the evenings..>>>


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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 2:10:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: IronBear

That is one of the reasons why I don't read let alone post there any more and block the two people UK males who are unable to even consider agreeing to disagree and start insulting those who will use logocal and informed arguments against them on the other boards I frequent.. 


 Say IB...

Don't know about the UK males.... but I find that part of the board to be utterly boring. I might read it once a week if I'm not busy. The topics at hand have been re-hashed for eons....it's just that a few new players join the game every so often.



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< Message edited by UtopianRanger -- 8/12/2006 2:11:58 AM >

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 2:18:21 AM   
UtopianRanger


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I am an Aries you see, and we just can't stop ourselves from throwing our heads against the walls... my virtual horns are getting a little sore.


Yeah….We sure do! But boy do we have staying power..... I can go all night and never get tired lol




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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 8:27:11 AM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		I'm an Aries, too, but I learned long ago that throwing my head against a wall is counterproductive and hurts my head. 

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 9:20:18 AM   
Tamerofwild1s


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ORIGINAL: nefertari

The pissing matches going on on the General Board are getting kind of old, so I thought we could start a new one here.  Be prepared for all kinds of replies with quote then comment and quote then comment proving that the respondent is still right and will always be right no matter what you have to say.

As for me, well, I'm always right and don't have to prove it to anyone.  It should be common knowledge. 

Let the games begin....



*opens the master handbook refering to rule #54 section b2* .....
 
Tamer is always right and if you do not agree then he will piss till he gets you to agree he is right .. subs and slaves must agree that Tamer is always right and when he is wrong they should refer back to this rule

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 9:30:43 AM   
LaTigresse


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 9:51:26 AM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		yes well . once in awhile us Masters are allowedto piss too . shall I find that rule for you as well . it's right here somewhere

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 11:25:57 AM   
TxBlkMistress


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quote:

ORIGINAL: nefertari

quote:

ORIGINAL: TxBlkMistress

quote:

ORIGINAL: cheshireboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: nefertari


As for me, well, I'm always right and don't have to prove it to anyone.  It should be common knowledge. 



this is just your perception of reality, and the funny thing is, not everyone lives in your reality, the fact that you would assume so much in turn gives me the right to assume that your reality is slightly skewered to the left, where i am going to be firmly planted on the right with a big stack of cookies, and since the right is in my reality and not yours, then you don't get any untill you agree that my reality is better than your reality based on the simple fact that it has cookies.
 
cheshire


You seem to be living in the past...the common cookie regime has no power, it has long since be over taken by tollhouse.  I am very familiar with the tollhouse monarchy...so that makes me right...so I invite you to come...come to the dark side...where the chips are like mountains and milk runs like the river.


You are "familiar" with the Tollhouse monarchy.  But I live in the M&M world.  It's much prettier.  And they melt in your mouth not in your hands.



I am "advised" to only use the term familiar as I am deep under cookie cover...I can not devulge my part in the tollhouse organization.    We are, however, in serious talks with the M&M empire

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 1:37:10 PM   
nefertari


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

quote:

ORIGINAL: nefertari

The pissing matches going on on the General Board are getting kind of old, so I thought we could start a new one here.  Be prepared for all kinds of replies with quote then comment and quote then comment proving that the respondent is still right and will always be right no matter what you have to say.

As for me, well, I'm always right and don't have to prove it to anyone.  It should be common knowledge. 

Let the games begin....



*opens the master handbook refering to rule #54 section b2* .....
 
Tamer is always right and if you do not agree then he will piss till he gets you to agree he is right .. subs and slaves must agree that Tamer is always right and when he is wrong they should refer back to this rule


*opens corresponding sub handbook referring to said rule*

"Master will think he is always right and will huff and puff and piss until sub agrees.  For the sake of ego, sub shall concede and admit Master is right.  It is important to note that it is not appropriate to laugh out loud at Master while Master is in this state....."

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 6:06:24 PM   
Daddysredhead


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can I borrow your book, nefertari?  I spit my drink out on mine... 

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/12/2006 7:00:30 PM   
nefertari


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*giggles wildly*
can I borrow your book, nefertari?  I spit my drink out on mine... 


I'll send you a copy with sheet protectors

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/13/2006 1:36:50 AM   
IronBear


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quote:

Page 504
Manual For Masters

Para 13, subsection iii.: It is a well known fact that Masters are always right even when they are left or debating with other Masters (Proves alternative realities).
Para 13, subsection iv.: Masters who are Virgos even when proven guilty are always innocent too....


I rest my case...


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RE: Pissing Match - 8/13/2006 10:26:52 PM   
nefertari


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quote:

ORIGINAL: IronBear

quote:

Page 504
Manual For Masters

Para 13, subsection iii.: It is a well known fact that Masters are always right even when they are left or debating with other Masters (Proves alternative realities).
Para 13, subsection iv.: Masters who are Virgos even when proven guilty are always innocent too....


I rest my case...



Hmmmm...wonder what alternate reality you got this Manual from.  A Master cannot possibly be right when he is left and if he is debating with other Masters, he is essentially engaging in a Pissing Match. 

As far as the Virgo section, methinks the Master that wrote this manual was inebriated at the time he wrote it.  Or in the process of being proven guilty and thus had to create a loophole. 

As any good sub knows, sub must always concede and agree Master is right.  But that doesn't actually make him so.  Only in Master's own mind. 

< Message edited by nefertari -- 8/13/2006 10:27:41 PM >

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/13/2006 11:29:41 PM   
IronBear


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Status: offline 		I am Male (Looks to double check that Big Hairy is still there); Blond (well I was untill it went silver); Virgo (Born innocent ~ hence I am innocent even when proven guilty); Part Irish (Need I say more?). 

If I am arguing with another Gorean Master for example, and we don't agree about some point, we can agree to disagree because we can accept that he is right from his perspective/reality, and I am correct from my perspective/reality.. Simple really no biggie or fuss.
.

If I am left, I am still right because it was my choice to be left which makes me right for me..




< Message edited by IronBear -- 8/13/2006 11:33:25 PM >

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Your attitude, words & actions are yours. Take responsibility for them and the consequences they incur.

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RE: Pissing Match - 8/13/2006 11:33:49 PM   
jojoluvr


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quote:

ORIGINAL: IronBear

I am Male (Looks to double check that Big Hairy is still there); Blond (well I was untill it went silver); Virgo (Born innocent ~ hence I am innocent even when proven guilty); Part Irish (Need I say more?). 

If I am arguing with another Gorean Master for example, and we don't agree about some point, we can agree to disagree because we can accept that he is right from his perspective/reality, and I am correct from my perspective/reality.. Simple really no biggie or fuss..



i like the virgos are always innocent even when proven guilty -- does that apply to subs, too? 


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