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LaTigresse -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 2:40:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ravn

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Okay, so I am sitting here knowing my credit cards have certainly got some hefty balances, I have no woman/women, Nigerian or otherwise, and two new whips I just got shipment confirmation on. Exactly WHAT is wrong with this picture???


Man...a hot Domme with two new whips and noone to use them on.../snifflesnifflesob...here i am having to beg to get a slap across the face every once in awhile.....lol



It's criminal I say!! A major catastrophe!




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 3:25:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

heh heh heh . my evil plot is working .. soon I shall have the slutterfli right where I want her .. little does she know that my nigerian palace is in NY and she will fall into my evil plot to own the world . mwuhahahahahaha
 
I am so evil ..... I shall own all of the girls in here soon .. mwuhahahahaha


Holder Faerie temper....do not make be conjour up my Faerie schwomp, You know I can hurt you and I will never get rooked I am NOT very darn subbish.

except to a few LOL




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 3:27:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JessieMe

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

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ORIGINAL: enigmabrat

its ok sage Ill take her place with you


Of course there is an empty hole in my heart now. It has needs.


But I thought it was ME you loved <sniff sniff>



JESSIE  can we talk threesome here???? Oh slutterfly there is MOVING down!!!!!

Im me sometimes




Emperor1956 -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 3:36:02 PM)

(OK, this is a hijack, but a hijack of an already silly thread.  If hijacks offend you, skip this.  but hey....you COULD learn something.  Or not).

The image of the harem is enchanting, and even more so to those of us who enjoy the D/s life.  But Chantrea, I think your numbers on harem residents are a bit off, and that piece you quote that you found on the Web is entirely fantasy.  It is, if you read carefully, a college class project on Jane Eyre and the images of the harem are fictionalized first by Bronte, then the students.  It has no semblance of reality.

The women residents of harems in Oriental/Islamic culture numbered in the hundreds, not the thousands.  And ALL women in the royal enclave were residents of the harem -- women were not allowed to roam freely in these cultures, and therefore every woman from scullery wench to Queen was confined to the seraglio.  (This didn't apply to the 90% of common people who were just trying to eke out a living, by the way.)

Harems were complex social systems with diplomatic qualities.  For instance, in Japan, Korea and China, when there was an unmarried but eligible prince on hand (beginning at about age two), high born families, families of prominence or pretensions to prominence, and regional politicians all sent their young, eligible daughters to the harem in hopes that their daughter might be selected for a higher position, and bring wealth and status on the families.  This meant, of course, that young women became both objects of barter and diplomatic hostages -- what father would jeopardize his daughter's life, or his social standing, with a plot against the ruling family, or other entrenched power groups, when the girl was in the hands of the potential enemies? 

When the prince chose a consort...or several...the "disappointed" young women had lived for a few years in the capital city, been exposed to refinement, and made good catches for the prominent men of their home districts.  In rare instances, well born men of the capital city were able to "capture" these girls through arranged marriages.  (You can't really say these women "met" their husbands -- often a bride's first official glimpse of her betrothed was on her wedding day.  If you read the extensive "harem literature" that women have left behind, there was a lot of peeking in at men doing business, relaxing, and especially in the public (male only ) baths.)

If you are seriously interested in harem life as it was, miss, ignore the fantasies you find on the Web and do some reading.  The real action is the Ottoman or Turkish empire, and as much as I love my Japanese feudal culture, there just isn't much accessible in English to read.  I'd suggest these books:  First, at a minimum, John Freely's Inside the Seraglio: Private Lives of the Sultans in Istanbul, a definitive study of the end of Turkish feudalism (Ahmet III).  Then Penzer's definitive study of the same period (although it is really heavy on architecture and decorative arts) The Harem: Inside the Grand Seraglio of the Turkish Sultans. 

Then, for pure fun if not fact, and to get an Oriental flair, every girl should read the charming narrative of the real "Anna" in "The King and I" ( I read it to my daughter many years ago):  "The English Governess at the Siamese Court being Recollections of Six Years in the Royal Palace at Bangkok" by Anna Harriette LeonowensPublished in 1870, it remains a charming and naive account of a proper Victorian lady's encounter with "noble savages".  There are extensive chapters on the harem, the role of slaves, servants, serving girls, odalisques and princes.  The Thai people HATE this book, by the way.  It was banned, as was every Hollywood version of "The King and I" including the recent 1999 version. 

Finally, if you are truly into harem life (and who wouldn't be, hmmmm?), there are any number of "true life" accounts of Englishmen and women visiting "the Levantine", beginning in about 1700 and going into the early 20th Century (there were "harems" of sorts in Morocco pre WWI).  If you want more info, look it up or contact me for references.

Now the Pasha wants to recline on his pink stuffed silk pillows and watch the newest Nubian girl dance!  Servants (CLAP CLAP)  more mint tea!  And sweetmeats!  Let the revels begin (again)!

E.





sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 3:40:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Okay, so I am sitting here knowing my credit cards have certainly got some hefty balances, I have no woman/women, Nigerian or otherwise, and two new whips I just got shipment confirmation on. Exactly WHAT is wrong with this picture???


ATTENTION!!!  ATTENTION!!!
 
This girl is no longer going to Nigeria, please forward any mail to IOWA care of LaTigresse, Ma'am.
 
 
Ma'am.. girl will be there within the month..have whips out and ready..(not that girl is trying to top from the bottom or anything)
 




chantrea -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 3:42:47 PM)

Master Emperor,

trea never ever ever implied that what she said was totally spot on, nor did she say that it was not based on fantasy.  It was a rough idea of what her readings had told people, and it was put there for the edification of those who didn't know the basic social structure in the harem.  trea begs your mercy if she offended you, or if she seemed to be misquoting or misdirecting folks.  she thought it was a little off base as well, but it had the basic structure of what she was looking for.  Once more, she begs your mercy for her error and she will be sure to check her facts more carefully in the future.

Thank you Master for your correction.




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 4:09:40 PM)

Does this mean I have to read this Doms post that tried to steal my woman? ROFL

I have paid dearly to DaBoss today for taking his name in vain and calling him *smirk* asshole.

I was forced to spend all day outside playin around the pool getting EEK sun, was provided refreshment of wine coolers, and made to cool of in the pool....okay so several times I was grabbed by the hair and shoved.. I deserved such harsh punishment

I can not tell you how hard is was for this girl...to say Sir.

My nose is red, my shoulders are red....not bad tho.

Tomorrow he will be Asshole again

Forced to be subFaerie




enigmabrat -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 4:20:26 PM)

my pool water is green cuz of the heat and sun block in the water da pool boy (swoons) is working on it now




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 4:31:16 PM)

Okay, girl tries to say a serious, loving goodbye to her friends and it gets hijacked.
 
girl thought you A/all would miss her, she was wrong.  When she gets to Nigeria, she knows Y/you A/all will be very sorry that Y/you treated her this way.
 
*hangs her head, while she finishes packing*
 
:(




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 4:32:47 PM)

Boss has super duper filtration system, never gets green. LOL
Well okay the hurricane did, but it was clear about 2 days later when power got back.




chantrea -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 4:34:49 PM)

Ummmm slutterfly....

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ATTENTION!!!  ATTENTION!!!
 
This girl is no longer going to Nigeria, please forward any mail to IOWA care of LaTigresse, Ma'am.
 
 
Ma'am.. girl will be there within the month..have whips out and ready..(not that girl is trying to top from the bottom or anything)


so WHERE are you going?




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 4:44:48 PM)

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so WHERE are you going?



Last I heard of MY girl she was headed for LaT's.

When she is done with everyone, I would like a shot...or taste...or sumptin




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 4:54:54 PM)

girl doesn't know anymore.....*cries*
 
girl doesn't think anyone wants her.. Ma'am didn't write back..so until She does..girl is still on the plane for Nigeria *sniff*




LTRsubNW -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 5:02:31 PM)

Nigeria.

Now, let me just first say that Nigeria, with all it's base advantages, and they are many (I'm searching here), would be my 973rd choice of all places if I were to choose to relocate (which of course I wouldn't...moreover, Nigeria, as mentioned above would be one of my latter choices), (I should point out, HELL WOULD BE FAR ABOVE NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...But I digress)...uhhhmmm...."Girl"?

Did you drop acid recently?

Okay then...let's talk about reality here just for a moment...shall we?

Nigeria has an issue with electricity.

That whole inconsistency thing.

Ya know...refridgerators and such.

Yeah, yeah....air conditioners (in that silly 116 degree daily temperature and such), microwaves (say goodbye to 55 second coffee), and of course, instant macaroni and cheese is pretty much over and done with.

7-11's, well, you can pretty much kiss that goodbye.

Marlboros...those will come from friends.  Make sure you have some.

Ganja...that's everywhere...but everyone's too stoned to make anything of themselves...and don't forget ethnic cleansing.

(It'll be everywhere).

Voting.  Well, you can always file your American voting registration through the mail...but don't count on it arriving in time for the Presidential elections.

Local voting will include death, dismemberment and of course, the usual graft.  Do you have ten gazillion dollars?  That'll hold you until the people you funded win.

If they don't, you'll be eviscerated in a public forum.

(Make sure to pick the winner...if you don't, it could minimize your ability to collect social security).

Other than that...enjoy Nigeria.  I hear it's a fabulous place.




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 5:09:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

girl doesn't know anymore.....*cries*
 
girl doesn't think anyone wants her.. Ma'am didn't write back..so until She does..girl is still on the plane for Nigeria *sniff*


Well *smirk* I know where girl will be in mid Oct.
nod nod  yep.




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 5:10:15 PM)

girl thanks you for the well wishes.....
 
girl sees Sir Level lurking above......
 
See what happens when You turn a girl down? :(
 
she gets sold to Nigeria.. :(




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 5:16:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

Nigeria.


Other than that...enjoy Nigeria.  I hear it's a fabulous place.


Quick disclaimer here:  I do in fact know of one person in Nigeria that is a good spiritial man. He does business with a true real friend of mine. They pay him.  He is Prince Moses. He is a good true family man.

Everything else about Nigeria is true...and you best have a body guard or gun if you are not of color ( no racial slur intended) Logos is a dangerous place.




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 5:41:10 PM)

EEEEK... So this is why DaBoss is watching over girl..she really is going to Nigeria...  *goes and hides under bed*




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 8:08:07 PM)

Dear Girl,
I would just like to tell you Congrats on finding your ONE.... I wish you all of the luck... I hope you get a nice tan....
I would also like to thank you.... because now, I will be moving Sage up to PA here... ::grabs sage by the wrist and YANKS her over to me and whipsers in her ear::  Don't worry baby... My Love and I will take care of you!!
Once again, Good Luck!




Emperor1956 -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 8:11:52 PM)

Thank you miss, but the apology was unneeded.  I thought you'd like reading some "deeper" stuff on harems, as they seem to attract you.  They really are fascinating.

and the apology was so nicely said.

E.




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