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Emperor1956 -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 8:29:25 PM)

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SavageFaerie:  Logos is a dangerous place.


A bit of a serious post among all this silliness:

Logos is a chain of Christian Book Stores in the USA.  They might be dangerous if you are extraordinarily susceptible to Christianity as a viral infection...or if you are a haemophiliac who gets paper cuts from the New Testament.  Otherwise I think it is pretty safe for most of Us.

LAGOS on the other hand is a fairly dangerous place.  And by the way, the intermittent electricity issue plagues much of West Africa.  If I were warning someone about going to Nigeria, I'd mention 1. AIDS infection rates approaching 20% of adults under 40*, 2. Endemic corruption resulting in the near breakdown of social order in the cities and 3. the intense tribal hatred between the Bantu and just about everyone else, resulting in wide spread violence, lawlessness and gang action.  Having electricity for only 4 hours a day is pardon Me, a fucking walk in the park.

I'm building the bomb shelter now.

E.

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*The scary thing is that the AIDS infection/transmission rate in Nigeria is among the lowest in Africa, but the population is so large that in real numbers, you have almost 3 million infected persons, which makes Nigeria third in the world in real numbers behind India and South Africa.  And most of those people don't have access to retrovirals.  You ever wonder what real terrorism would be?  Imagine 10 million or so impoverished AIDS victims with NOTHING left to lose venting their rage on the Western countries.  It will make 9-11 (and for My Brit friends, the July 2005 attacks) look like a fucking love fest.  And it will have nothing to do with Al-Queda, or Islam.  Sorry if that pisses in your cornflakes.




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 8:38:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

Dear Girl,
I would just like to tell you Congrats on finding your ONE.... I wish you all of the luck... I hope you get a nice tan....
I would also like to thank you.... because now, I will be moving Sage up to PA here... ::grabs sage by the wrist and YANKS her over to me and whipsers in her ear::  Don't worry baby... My Love and I will take care of you!!
Once again, Good Luck!


HA!..NOW GIRL GETS IT...it was YOU!!!!
 
 
You are the one that set girl up with the Nigerian.. to get her out of the picture so you could get Sage....
 
girl can't believe she didn't see this before...
 
Fannie.. you are an evil li'l gal....sending a poor butterfly into bad, bad places.. just to satisfy your
libido.




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 8:43:19 PM)

mmmmmm..........  libido!!! lol

Well, hey, I mean, if he is your ONE, then you should be thanking me!!!  I mean, he is what you wanted right?? Sage isn't really a Nigerian Prince... so, I wouldn't want you to settle for anything less when you can have a PRINCE!!!!!  dont' worry... I will let you visit when you are allowd to....




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 8:48:41 PM)

Fannie, you li'l.....grrr.... keep your paws off of my Sage.. anyways..who needs a prince..when they have a PRINCESS..
 
 




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 8:52:25 PM)

Shit..... well, I tried... ::cries in the corner:: WHEN WILL I GET MY VERY OWN SAGE?!?!?!




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 8:59:59 PM)

*holds head*..don't cry Fannie.. I will share Sage with you.. at least on here...in person though.. li'l paws off..  *smile*




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:02:09 PM)

Emperor, I do stand corrected on my spelling of Lagos
Thank you for catching that...I dont remember spell check half the time
I did know that. *snicker*
Short of it do buy a gun when you get there lol.




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:06:37 PM)

::sniff:: o-o-ok... ::sniff::  I guess that's -----Better than nothing...... ::sinff::  ::wipes nose on your sleeve::




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:07:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

*holds head*..don't cry Fannie.. I will share Sage with you.. at least on here...in person though.. li'l paws off..  *smile*


I feel the love from you both!!!!!

Send me both your credit cards via Nigerian Prince, I am his Mom!!!!!!!!!  I rule him as Queen.

This is really Queen FaerieBewbiewaka




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:08:34 PM)

hunny, you don't want my creditcard..... it has a $700 limit... and is at i think like $1200 right now... lol




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:11:09 PM)

OKAY fine girls....how about a 3some?




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:13:52 PM)

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::wipes nose on your sleeve::



SAGE!!!!!!  Fannie is wiping her boogiesonme...
 
quote:

  This is really Queen FaerieBewbiewaka



yummm... I see the word "bewbie"...he he
 




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:16:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

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::wipes nose on your sleeve::



SAGE!!!!!!  Fannie is wiping her boogiesonme...
 
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  This is really Queen FaerieBewbiewaka



yummm... I see the word "bewbie"...he he
 




Snot is all your problem...hard limit here.

That would in fact make you Queen Slutterbewbiewaka , since you do not have a penis you cant be a king




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:21:59 PM)

I don't???
 
*looks inbetween legs*
 
Dammit!!!!  I still wanna be KING...hmm...
 
Now introducing.....her Magesty...
 
Kingette Slutterbewbiewaka ...
 
You may now come baring gifts and dance for my pleasure...




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:28:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

OKAY fine girls....how about a 3some?


FUCKING RIGHT!!!! now THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!!  ::does an even BETTER happy dance than before!!!!!!::




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:33:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

I don't???
 
*looks inbetween legs*
 
Dammit!!!!  I still wanna be KING...hmm...
 
Now introducing.....her Magesty...
 
Kingette Slutterbewbiewaka ...
 
You may now come baring gifts and dance for my pleasure...


Hand you the Strapon

there ....happy now?




sleazybutterfly -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:38:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

I don't???
 
*looks inbetween legs*
 
Dammit!!!!  I still wanna be KING...hmm...
 
Now introducing.....her Magesty...
 
Kingette Slutterbewbiewaka ...
 
You may now come baring gifts and dance for my pleasure...


Hand you the Strapon

there ....happy now?


Only if I can call him .... George...k?  *wink*




SavageFaerie -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:39:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

OKAY fine girls....how about a 3some?


FUCKING RIGHT!!!! now THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!!  ::does an even BETTER happy dance than before!!!!!!::


I think this is shake hands moment here.




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:41:16 PM)

lmao... i have to tell you guys this.... I asked my love what he named his.... ummm. member, and he said what he usually says when i ask him a question.... you know, before he even got it registered what i asked him... he said "Gay".... LMAO! I thought that was just sooooo funny... that i had to share it... WOW! i'm hyper... I hope he brings me a Stacker2 drink or something with lots of caffeine in it... lol




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Met my ONE...girl must leave now. (8/11/2006 9:42:47 PM)

::HAPPILY shakes hands with EVERYONE in the room::




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