LotusSong
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Joined: 7/2/2006 From: Domme Emeritus Status: offline
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"True Friendship" 1. When you are sad … I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue … I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile … I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared … I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried … I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused … I will use little words. 7. When you are sick … Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (Just kidding, you know I will hold your hair). 8.. When you fall … I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
< Message edited by LotusSong -- 8/11/2006 2:56:42 PM >
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Life Lesson #1 I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
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