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Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/12/2006 5:42:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		A guy goes into an adult toy store looking for an inflatable sex doll.
He tells the guy behind the counter what he's looking for and the guy says, "Yup, we got those! You want male or female?"
The guy says, "female, of course".
The clerk then asks, "blonde or redhead?" and the guy, after only a seconds thought, says "redhead".
The clerk finally asks, "OK, Christian or Muslim?"
The shocked guy looks at him for a second and then asks, "Christian or Muslim?  What's the difference?"
The clerk says, "Oh, the Muslim ones are more expensive because they blow themselves up..."


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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/13/2006 10:09:04 AM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/13/2006 7:30:54 PM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/14/2006 6:33:33 AM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/14/2006 8:33:24 AM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/14/2006 8:37:05 AM   
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And I thought it was funny!

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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/14/2006 8:46:52 AM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/14/2006 12:54:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ah... see, now that I understand the reference, *I* think it's pretty darn funny, too!

Thanks for the cultural reference.  Hooray!  I learned something today.


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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/14/2006 1:04:10 PM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/14/2006 6:32:03 PM   
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thanks, magpies!

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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/15/2006 8:53:55 AM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/15/2006 9:15:28 AM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/15/2006 12:36:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Jeqal

oooh I thought a chador was something you eats with cheese!


Nah, it would be a kind of cheese.

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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/15/2006 2:10:43 PM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/15/2006 2:14:04 PM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/16/2006 4:47:56 PM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/16/2006 5:01:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: vonzott

A guy goes into an adult toy store looking for an inflatable sex doll.
He tells the guy behind the counter what he's looking for and the guy says, "Yup, we got those! You want male or female?"
The guy says, "female, of course".
The clerk then asks, "blonde or redhead?" and the guy, after only a seconds thought, says "redhead".
The clerk finally asks, "OK, Christian or Muslim?"
The shocked guy looks at him for a second and then asks, "Christian or Muslim?  What's the difference?"
The clerk says, "Oh, the Muslim ones are more expensive because they blow themselves up..."



I laughed out loud.

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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/16/2006 8:42:41 PM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/17/2006 4:32:25 AM   
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RE: Inflatable Date? Sure, which kind? - 8/17/2006 7:36:32 AM   
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