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BigEyes -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/13/2006 9:43:34 PM)

Fafalina is a favourite of mine - ridiculous enough to be endearing! Or waffle..

Anyone seen 'The Vagina Monologues'?? Not only do the actresses suggest many names for the beef curtains (yuck), but they get a predominantly middle class, middle aged audience to chant CUNT. I laughed!

Big Eyes




spankmepink11 -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/13/2006 10:06:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

BTW, I only like to use the word Cunt to describe my mother in law... lol


Now theres a coincidence...it's how i um...lovingly  describe my daughter in law.


pussy works for me if i'm talking about it...but for some reason i love when a man calls it a cunt...




jojoluvr -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/13/2006 10:36:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

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My sweet submissive gushed (ouch...sorry about that):  A few weeks ago, I got into a discussion with my best friend about how lame the word pussy is.  It's so passive and lifeless.  Cunt is definately more active, but it's harsh!  I've tried yoni (too new-agey feeling), the gate of my sex (nice, flowery, but a bit oblique), hoo-hoo (but only to make myself laugh).

In the course of a half an hour, we came up with words that *sounded* or felt right ... things that were briny, wet or sensuous:  papaya, spumoni, tsunami, sequential, zither, calamari, mandolin, lute, sashimi, mooshi, lotus, orchid, pomegranate and honeysuckle.


OH BOY.  what fun.  This gets long, but I hope funny and informative:

First, Anatomic pedantry flag ON.  Houston, we have a problem.  Are we talking the OUTER area, known medically as the vulva, or are we talking the inner part, known of course as the vagina?  

"Vulva" is just one of the most unsexy words in the English language with NOTHING to recommend it, and worse, if you come from south of the Mason-Dixon line* in conversation I swear it is indistinguishable from a high-end Swedish automobile.  (viz:  Honey, would y'all check the Volva, I think I left my purse in there.)  Now if you are talking the vulva, the "Camel Toe" song might become relevant...but if I know the minds of the participants in this thread (and I don't) I think they want to go deeper.  Way deeper.  and harder.  and deepe....oh, excuse Me.

So I'll discount the words for the external lips, and suggest the entire structure:

First off, dear OP and others, why not look to English, which has a ripe list of synonyms.  I always liked the definitive snap of "twat".  And then "snatch".  "snapper" (in Texas).  "beaver" (allowing your Dom to refer to himself as "beaver cleaver").  "fanny" (in the UK).  A high school favorite, from the Latin, was "pudendum" easily shortened to pud.

We could look to fruits:  A high school girlfriend called it her mango, and her girlfriend called her mangopussy.  Of course I grew up in Wisconsin, and I think I saw her "mango" about 2 years before I saw A mango, so I didn't really understand the connection.  Pomegranate, maybe...but there is that blood red association, which ladies is JUST too close to the bone...so to speak.  Kiwi?  Too hairy.  Apple/peach/plum?  Too ordinary.  Melon?  Too loose.

Flowers?  Lotus/Lily/Calla  oh, That is SO Georgia O'Keefe.  I kinda like "primrose"  I just DO.

I think maybe the flair we're looking for is in a foreign language?
 
Italian:  fica   nice, clean, easy to say in passion or in anger.  Not bad.  Certainly nicer than cunt, tho that is literally the translation.

Yiddish?  There IS no word.  A long vaunted linguistic tale.  There is no word for "cunt" in Yiddish.  In modern Hebrew, as spoken in Israel, the Arab work kus (pronounced koos) is used.  not very sexy tho.**  By the way, the other word that appears in Yiddish literature is from the German:  Wenig Juwelkasten or "little jewel box"  flowery, but not quite the "oomph" I think.

And that brings us to the Germans.  Fotze  (foh-tzeh) in my weak German pronounciation.  Not very sexy.  And, interestingly, my German friends tell Me it is the ONLY cuss word absolutely verboten.  Germans love to swear -- 7 year old boys routinely tell eachother to shit in their hats -- they say "fuck" (in English, or German) every other word.  But say "fotze" in anything near polite company and you will be at minimum ostracized...and at maximum, assaulted.

I don't speak Korean, but a chess partner of mine who did used to say "imi shimi pet pojida" when he was irritated with someone's move, which means "your mother has a bald cunt" and I think the bold word (pogeeda) says it all.

And finally, Spanish, you say?  well there are literally HUNDREDS of ways to say "cunt" en Espanol.  Consider these ethnically diverse choices.  A few of the possibles, with my personal favorites "pricked out" (is that "cunted out", here? in bold:

Panoche  (Mexican)  Chacon (Argentinian)  Lunfardo (also Argentine)  Concha  (Chilean, variations found all through South America)  Sapo, Sapito (Chilean, literally "frog" and "little frog")  Choro (Chilean, literally "oyster")***  Crica (Puerto Rico)  Pozo (Cuban)

If you are a purist, the Spaniards use two lovely phrases:  In Catlan, the preferred word is "farranaco" and in Castillian the common slang is "chi-chi".
 
I do hope you'll let me know your favorite.

E.

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*NO  I mean the REAL Mason-Dixon Line.  This is NOT another euphmemism!

** Wanna piss off SOMEONE in the Mid-East?  Just yell out kus emach! (koos eemah-kkk) which will mean, to Arab, Israeli, Palestinian, SOMEONE in hearing distance, 'your mother's cunt!'  And hilarity and bloodshed will follow.

***probably the best dirty phrase I've ever heard is "el beso del payaso" which literally means "the kiss of the clown" in Chilean Spanish, and is used to describe cunnilingus during a woman's period.  See, you could NOT have gone to work tomorrow not knowing that, could you?


wow -- impressive!  someone has thought long and hard on this subject.[sm=banana.gif]  wondering how i can work "el beso del payaso" into polite conversation...[8D]




cheshireboy -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 5:44:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Where my Master grew up, they called it a "bird" or "cookies."



i wonder if this is the cookie that i have been waiting for.....hmmmm....cookies.....
 
cheshire




mnottertail -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 6:10:24 AM)

pissflaps.




swtnsparkling -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 6:47:06 AM)

Many many years ago I heard some one refer to it as  Cooter




LaTigresse -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 6:48:26 AM)

Wellllllllllllll, lets see if I can add anything I do not remember reading.......one girlfriend I had pretty much used those prior. My other used to call it a "flower" or petit fleur (what can I say, she is french). Those I can think of that I have heard not read here already.....tutu, bidness, love muffin (?), sugar bowl (ick) .......all I can think of now......did someone say "kitty" already? ohh, a goofy male I know likes to say to his wife in a very stupid voice "the hole of luuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvv"...not a very creative sorta guy




windchymes -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 1:53:06 PM)

When I was a little girl, my aunt always called it her flower (since I walked in on her getting out of the tub and asked her what "that" was).

Lately, my girlfriends and I have been calling it "hoochie" or "hoo-ha".

I always liked "snatch", though.




LaTigresse -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 2:13:27 PM)

That reminds me of a funny thing in my house a few weeks ago. I was having fun being a grandma (babysitting) and a certain 3 yo boy that is discovering alllllllllll the ways boys and girls are different, walked into the bathroom unexpectedly. He has just been fascinated lately with the fact that he has a penis and gave a great speech on all of the people he knows that also have them. Anyway, he calls it........."not a penis". I guess for most guys that pretty much sums it up doesn't it?[:D]




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 2:44:23 PM)

I think the best I heard recently was Savage calling hers a twat waffle .... that just sums it up don't it?




SpankMuhButt -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 2:56:47 PM)

me and my girlfriend call it...........a chaki (pronounced chock-ee), a cookie, twatty (which we basically call each other also) also known to call it a tweedle, or just good ole cunt if we are being techinical




SweetlyTwisted -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 5:08:23 PM)

When I was real little, I called it "My China". When "my china" was broken, it's named changed to "Kibble" (nibble my kibble). Then I met my husband-to-be. He named her "Putty" and he loves putting his "Dicky" in my "Putty". This makes her so extremely happy, she cries.  ROFL




Daddysredhead -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 5:29:14 PM)

OMG!!!  This made me remember a funny thing that occured soon after I had a female unmentionable, and my male unmentionable was a little over 3 yrs. old.  He was very curious about diaper changing and all the stuff that goes along with having a new person.  He asked why his sibling did not have a "wee-wee" like his, and I explained that males had penises and females had vaginas.  He seemed pretty set and I just blew it off as something never to be remembered.  However, a few days later, we had company from our church over to see the new person, and they asked how he liked being the oldest, etc.  My male unmentionable then proudly announced that he learned that boys had penises and girls had "chinas."  The pastor's wife looked like she swallowed a bug, and all I could do was laugh. 




LadyJulieAnn -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 5:34:57 PM)

I was reading a description of a local Oyster Festival that used the words "succulent bi-valve".  I wasn't thinking of oysters after that.

Be well,
Julie




MySweetSubmssive -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 6:22:46 PM)

I think I like this one ... it's rococo ...




SavageFaerie -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 6:38:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

I think the best I heard recently was Savage calling hers a twat waffle .... that just sums it up don't it?


yes that came from a blog generator.....I typed in bitch....I love that..thats my dirty name

I would call mine fae fleur ( i like some french words like bebe) and well I am a faerie
this would be me personal name




therahe -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 6:42:06 PM)

mine has always been a "lucy" :-)




Rumtiger -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 7:04:25 PM)

...I think my post got deleted somehow...?




MySweetSubmssive -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 7:17:31 PM)

I was puzzling over lucy, and I remembered that the spanish for giving birth is "dar la luz," or giving light.  Luz comes from the same root as Lucy. 




MySweetSubmssive -> RE: A rose by any other name ... alternatives to "pussy" (8/14/2006 7:20:48 PM)

Repost!  Repost!  ...'specially if it's funny or thought-provoking.  I am feeling the need to be provoked.




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