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Non-Pet Owners - 8/14/2006 6:31:55 PM   
ThatLilBrat


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Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like to Complain About Our Pets  
 
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Not sure if this one has been posted ...
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1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair and fur on your clothes, stay off the FURniture (that's why they call it "fur"niture.)  
 
3. To you, it's an animal. To me, she is an adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Dogs are better than kids...
they eat less,
don't ask for money all the time,
are easier to train,
usually come when called,
never drive your car,
don't hang out with drug-using friends (unless the cat that also lives here has a cat-nip addiction, but that won't kill him/her).
They don't smoke or drink,
don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions,
don't wear your clothes, and
don't need a gazillion dollars for university -
and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children
 
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Smiles and Sunshine
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I am NOT a brat .... I am an educated posterior who has an insane drive to bring a smile to someone and entertain with my quick wit and creativity bringing forth the saying .... never a dull moment.

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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/15/2006 5:41:12 PM   
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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/15/2006 7:47:39 PM   
SEG


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Status: offline 		Funny.... and true!

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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/15/2006 9:44:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		You talked me into it, send me one of ,,,,, no wait, two of everything you got. We'll call it Termy's Ark.

I can smell the ink, errrrrrr the money now.

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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/18/2006 3:52:45 PM   
peachums


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Status: offline 		erm I own a frog...do I count?

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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/18/2006 4:01:50 PM   
ThatLilBrat


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quote:

ORIGINAL: peachums

erm I own a frog...do I count?


<cracks up trying to visualize a frog on a leash>

I walk my cat outside on a harness.  She (the cat) walks along side a black poodle from the next condo over. That dog acts in lust with my cat and will cry at my patio door waiting for my cat and me. .  . The heads turn watching the pets walk side by side.  Of course, my cat sits on the sidewalk while the dog does her business ... and sometimes I suspect that the cat is thinking .... "any civilized creature would use a litter box"

My cat HATES other cats with a passion and makes liars out of dog owners who claim that their dog hates cats.  Several dogs drag their owners making a b-line to my front door ... "can your cat come out and play?"

I should really get a picture of the poodle and the cat on leashes together



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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/18/2006 8:14:19 PM   
peachums


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Status: offline 		here is my latest blog entry....This acually happened to me today....funny looking back now. Because I was pratically screaming lol so here you go!


Abidin

[/link] [link=http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog/slideshow.html?p=11]
So yea thats my pet frog abidin, he's an african frog...and I went to change his water...I give him bottle watter so theres absolutely no chlorine. And I didnt even to think to check the tempature of the water. So I poured it in and then Abidin turned orange....like bright orange...it was freaky...So I dipped in a finger and the water was pratically straight out of my freezer! So I am pratically screaming "OH MY GOD I FROZE THE FROG!"

So Then I stick his bowl into my sink and out steaming water around the outside of the bowl to kind of thaw him out....
And finally I guess he got tired of being half frozen and just hopped out of the bowl! lol

So Abidin the frog had a near death experience. And I can say that I have officially frozen my frog lol.
Thats my stupid story of the day!

The Peach

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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/18/2006 11:01:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: peachums

So I am pratically screaming "OH MY GOD I FROZE THE FROG!"


The Peach


still cracking up after 30 seconds
 
SOooo ... does your frog now have 'issues'???
 
 

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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/19/2006 8:05:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		obviously, your cat isn't a cat at all, but a dog in a cat's body...i had one of those...his name was The Happy Dog...he went for walks with us, he chewed up paper & he dug holes in the yard...sounds like a dog to me!!

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RE: Non-Pet Owners - 8/19/2006 9:31:51 PM   
ThatLilBrat


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

obviously, your cat isn't a cat at all, but a dog in a cat's body...i had one of those...his name was The Happy Dog...he went for walks with us, he chewed up paper & he dug holes in the yard...sounds like a dog to me!!



That could explain a lot.  Thanks for the insight lilsubl
 
She is also the first one at the door looking to see who rang the bell.
 
 
Does my cat have issues?
 
Anyone know a pet shrink?
 
 


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