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Is Benji really the dancing banana?


My God Qguage, you are RIGHT!
  45% (18)
No, Benji is not the banana.
  10% (4)
Qguage... seek help.
  45% (18)


Total Votes : 40
(last vote on : 8/26/2006 9:48:47 PM)
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Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 10:35:01 AM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		Right now I am in a panic... I think I have uncovered a terrible secret about Benji and it scares me to no end. I was looking at Benji's avatar and I thought to myself, "If the dancing banana were run over by a steam roller and a halo was placed on the result, it would be Benji's avatar."

I am scared to death. I mean, I like Benji and if he is the banana, I am afraid that I am no longer safe.

What should I do?

Ugh...

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 10:42:15 AM   
RavenMuse


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Status: offline 		Embrace your inner banana, come over to the dark side (Maybe it is over-ripe) and DANCE.




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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 10:45:11 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Will no one defend my honour?????  Seriously, if that banana died, it would not get a halo, it would get horns and a pitchfork.

Dead banana---------->>>

Yours


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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 10:45:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Perhaps your fear of the banana is some latent homophobia due to its beautiful shape and soft creamy texture?

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 10:46:42 AM   
jojoluvr


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Status: offline 		hmmm, you know what they say -- when you point the finger at someone else, there are 3 fingers pointing back at you.  perhaps Gauge is the dancing banana and feigns this disdain as part of his cover....or perhaps because of personal issues best not aired on the boards.  seek help, dear man...we're all rooting for you.  but never fear, we all LOVE you as that fiesty banana!!!



edited in hopes of getting the banana to dance, but it must be tired....


< Message edited by jojoluvr -- 8/19/2006 10:50:46 AM >

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 11:20:24 AM   
beenwhipped


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Status: offline 		i do believe that you are right, quite often benji's posts seem to have the intelligence of a banana, and as i have recently pointed out to him he is as lazy as a banana.

scary as it we have found the inteligence (if that is what you realy wnat to call it) of the banana. now we just got to figure out who the dancing fluffybear is.



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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 11:31:37 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

we just got to figure out who the dancing fluffybear is.


That is Mr. Bubble. He is fairly harmless except for his shoe stealing habit.

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 11:55:40 AM   
beenwhipped


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Status: offline 		soooo, would that be you?

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 12:36:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: beenwhipped

i do believe that you are right, quite often benji's posts seem to have the intelligence of a banana, and as i have recently pointed out to him he is as lazy as a banana.

scary as it we have found the inteligence (if that is what you realy wnat to call it) of the banana. now we just got to figure out who the dancing fluffybear is.



Good job proofreading, slappy.  Apparently, you spell worse than a banana.  LOL

Yours,


benji

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 12:48:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: beenwhipped

i do believe that you are right, quite often benji's posts seem to have the intelligence of a banana, and as i have recently pointed out to him he is as lazy as a banana.

scary as it we have found the inteligence (if that is what you realy wnat to call it) of the banana. now we just got to figure out who the dancing fluffybear is.





*shifty*

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 1:27:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am a firm believer in the rule, a badly trained animal behaves badly----shall I take a turn with him around the training arena?-- riding crop, spurred boots,and leather breeches?
 
Come along pup, this won't hurt a bit...

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 2:34:38 PM   
gooddogbenji


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

I am a firm believer in the rule, a badly trained animal behaves badly----shall I take a turn with him around the training arena?-- riding crop, spurred boots,and leather breeches?
 


Yes. YES!  YES!!!! 

Yours,


benji

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 4:11:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Gauge.. I love you man!!!!

I will fight the dancing banana to the death if it means preserving your sanity!

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 4:27:30 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		I hold true to my conspiracy theory that Qguage is cyber genetically created this monster.
It has mutated. He is in co-hoots with Bill Gates and this mutant has invaded the world.
It will take over all computers and next attack our brains, which in turn make us all mutated dancing bananas.
This is my theory and I am sticking to it.

Also, we all know that Qguage has a battery operated stuffed dancing banana that he sleeps with.

editied because spell check doesnt catch stupid word errors that make no sense. I blame this on the dancing banana

< Message edited by SavageFaerie -- 8/19/2006 4:28:51 PM >

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 4:47:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		it looks to me like some indepth  and forensic science will need to be called upon to know....we will need some deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) from both subjects and we will need to analise the results in a trans locational nanomechanical device.
 
any bio chemists in this thread??? any one ??any one?? no ok....well has any one ever watched CSI? thats just as good.

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 5:34:27 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		I am glad to see this conpiracy come to light, something needs and has to be done about it.
We need to gain worldwide attention to this. I call on all experts in this field, all geeks, nerds, quack researchers and nosy people should make a stand and call these people to task.

It is a tasking and doubting issue on the state of the world as a whole.

So get out your dollar story detective kits, get your pocket pen protectors in place, super glue or duct tape your broken magnifiers together, get out your toy dr kits.

Something has to be done

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 5:50:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have a photograph of Beji and can say without a doubt he is not the dancing banana.

He may leave a yellow stain on you but that is NOT banana juice.

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 5:53:36 PM   
bignipples2share


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I think instead of a petri dish, we should use the taste test....a bit o banana first....cleanse the palet with a cracker, then we just need a portion of Benji that bears a resemblance...
< holding banana.....looking around for Benji >

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 5:56:15 PM   
gooddogbenji


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quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

He may leave a yellow stain on you but that is NOT banana juice.



Anyone who doesn't believe what Twice says should try it............  and I'm talking about on all threads...  LOL!

Yours,


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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 5:57:16 PM   
gooddogbenji


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quote:

ORIGINAL: bignipples2share

< holding banana.....looking around for Benji >

~Big


You better believe it's big!!!!

Yours,


benji

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