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Is Benji really the dancing banana?


My God Qguage, you are RIGHT!
  45% (18)
No, Benji is not the banana.
  10% (4)
Qguage... seek help.
  45% (18)


Total Votes : 40
(last vote on : 8/26/2006 9:48:47 PM)
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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 5:58:47 PM   
Evanesce


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I am scared to death. I mean, I like Benji and if he is the banana, I am afraid that I am no longer safe.

What should I do?



I think you should go take the paranoid schizophrenic test.  I think it might come out 100% for you, Gauge.  ::: shaking you by the shoulders :::  Get a grip, man... it's all right.

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 6:03:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Perhaps your fear of the banana is some latent homophobia due to its beautiful shape and soft creamy texture?


OH MY ....

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 6:36:20 PM   
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I have a photograph of Beji and can say without a doubt he is not the dancing banana.


Hmmm, so "Beji" is off the hook, but benji is still on the hot seat

Sorry twice, I'm not usually a typo-nazi, but I just couldn't resist this one


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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 6:43:30 PM   
bignipples2share


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Status: offline 		Sorry to go off topic, but this is a good look for you Arpig.

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 6:51:39 PM   
Vancouver_cinful


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Status: offline 		You're all sick. SICK, do you hear me? Gawd, I love you guys!!

Gauge, please, get help. we love you man, but this, this, homophobic, conspiracy-theory-laden obsession with the banana is scaring me!!

Would you like it better if I could teach it to belly-dance?



Now, just keep staring at the banana, get used to it, BECOME the banana...it's going to be okay!!

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/19/2006 6:53:25 PM   
Vancouver_cinful


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ORIGINAL: bignipples2share

Sorry to go off topic, but this is a good look for you Arpig.

~Big


Isn't it though? I mentioned it in another thread but can't remember which one. LOL

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 7:32:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		I am agreeing with VC and BTS that is a great look for you Arpig.

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 7:44:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

it looks to me like some indepth  and forensic science will need to be called upon to know....we will need some deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) from both subjects and we will need to analise the results in a trans locational nanomechanical device.
 
any bio chemists in this thread??? any one ??any one?? no ok....well has any one ever watched CSI? thats just as good.


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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 7:51:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		well benji is full of yellow stuff  *grins* or at least so its seems

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 11:04:49 AM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		Wait a minute... this is serious stuff folks. I cannot believe for one second that you all do not realize just how dangerous this all is and you are discussing Arpig and his new picture? (Which I think is a great pic dude)

I cannot embrace the banana. I am not a bananaphobe. The banana is not my friend.

It seems that everyone wants me to seek help... OK, I can do that... but I need to find a banana friendly shrink that can help me understand why this dancing cretin goads me so.

Beware... it looks cute but it is not your friend.

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 11:13:38 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Would you prefer apples? I happen to have a few extra, about 3 trees full. I am sure we could get them to dance, maybe even bungee jump or something..... If you want to turn them into sauce I can tell you how. I am an applesauce pro. My house smells like one big apple pie. I should be happy about this. I am beginning to think they are talking to me, taunting me. Breeding like rabbits behind my back. No matter how many I pick, peel, chop, cook. mash and dump into jars.........theres more and more and more..........It's madness I say!!!

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 11:17:26 AM   
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Would you prefer apples? I happen to have a few extra, about 3 trees full. I am sure we could get them to dance, maybe even bungee jump or something..... If you want to turn them into sauce I can tell you how. I am an applesauce pro. My house smells like one big apple pie. I should be happy about this. I am beginning to think they are talking to me, taunting me. Breeding like rabbits behind my back. No matter how many I pick, peel, chop, cook. mash and dump into jars.........theres more and more and more..........It's madness I say!!!


You may have stumbled onto their plan. Watch them closely... if you find the apples sitting quietly with peanut butter and jelly with a baseball bat, then you know... be afraid... be very afraid.

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 5:35:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

The banana is not my friend.



I am offended, qguekc.  I thought we got along great!  We even had a song together!

*singing sadly, as he walks off intot he sunset, "It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter with a baseball bat."

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 6:24:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Benji, are you drinking dear?

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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/20/2006 10:56:53 PM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

The banana is not my friend.



I am offended, qguekc.  I thought we got along great!  We even had a song together!

*singing sadly, as he walks off intot he sunset, "It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter with a baseball bat."


YOU SEE???????????? HE EVEN ADMITS IT!!!!!
 
You all think I am crazy... but Nooooo... don't listen to Qguage... Qguage knows nothing about fruity gyrating... all he knows is that he hates the banana....

Yeah... well, I am vindicated! Justified! Handed PROOF on a slightly soiled silver platter!

Ladies and Gentlemen... I rest my case.


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RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/21/2006 5:20:38 AM   
twicehappy


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http://www.chiquita.com/


  • Bananaphobia - Fear of bananas.

    This is a definition of your problem and a link that tells you how to cure yourself.

    http://www.blifaloo.com/info/phobias.php

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    RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/21/2006 4:04:55 PM   
    kitty2MLoneWolf


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    Status: offline     		Oh THANK YOU twicehappy for bringing this site to qguage's attention. Hopefully soon we will have a happy and mentally healthy Gauge back in our midsts who can stare down the ..... and feel no fear.

    God bless you sweetie!!!!!!!!!!

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    RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/21/2006 7:56:12 PM   
    Rumtiger


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    Status: offline     		You bastards....

    Who was the one who told you all to embrace the banana? Who was the one that introduced the banana's war song, and battered you all with the movies unleashed upon these boards? Who wa sthe one that warned you of his coming and his intense dance style of fighting, unbeaten by all the top martial artists of the land?

    ...and you select Benji?

    hmmph.


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    RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/21/2006 8:20:23 PM   
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    Status: offline     		Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 

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    RE: Is Benji really the dancing banana? - 8/21/2006 8:28:04 PM   
    Rumtiger


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