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MasterRenegade77 -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/22/2006 7:23:44 PM)
LOL Damn I love being a Pisces!!!

amayos -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/22/2006 7:47:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: youngmama They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. Being Scorpio, I guess I can't really argue that much. But manipulative? Ouch. [:D]

BreakingGlass -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/22/2006 7:58:57 PM)
quote: Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr... Oh my stars and garters, tis true. [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/22/2006 8:04:13 PM)
They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things. Oh, sure WARN people about this why dont yuo. We aquarians like our little trade secrets dammit. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. And OH so true DV

Nikolette -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/22/2006 8:48:13 PM)
smirks Ahhh nicely accurate. I have always loved being a Scorpio, born in the week of Sensual Charisma. Ruler of sex organs... wet water sign. purr "Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) -- HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK! Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position. One Scorpio I knew used to shackle her lover to her dining room table and serve food around his naked . body for dinner parties. She would put the Dip right between his legs and tell everyone to try some.This is just an idea of Scorpio kink. She would punish him later if things went...er...awry. Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst...but the emotions are staggering. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They LOVE pony girls and have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods help ya. Favorite Song: Master and Servant. Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....One Scorpio girl I knew got so toasty at a party once...she kissed EVERYONE in the entire house...there were at least sixty people there! All their clothes are easy access. And they can definately get their foot over their head. One Scorpio man I knew could blow himself. A definate good time...but beware their sting! "

MrDiscipline44 -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/22/2006 8:56:24 PM)
Can't believe I'm the only Taurus so far. Damn.

marieToo -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/22/2006 9:52:49 PM)
Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position. Look...Scorpios rule. It just is what it is and the rest of you are going to have to just accept it. [:D]

SusanofO -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/22/2006 10:31:58 PM)
I loved reading this. I am a Pisces who has a "thing" for other Pisceans and also for Scorpios. But, being a true Pisces, I can in fact be hugely turned on by pretty much any other horoscope sign. - Susan

Inhibitor -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/23/2006 1:08:42 PM)
I never really fully identify with the gemini stereotype, but uh, that last line about the Oscars? [:)] Eheh, heheheh. And somehow, I always end up dating scorpios. Best pick-up line ever: ::person walks up to target, gets all up in his/her personal space:: "Scccooooorpioooooo......".

Oumae -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/23/2006 2:35:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrDiscipline44 Can't believe I'm the only Taurus so far. Damn. I am too....well by birth date, not by that assessment lol Oumae

RosaB -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/23/2006 2:37:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrDiscipline44 Can't believe I'm the only Taurus so far. Damn. Another Taurus here, but they only got me part right. I do enjoy flavors, however, I am pretty anal when it comes to my mode of licking, rather use my hands. Also, I prefer a freshly bathed man and I haven't any desire to deal with any flesh of the funky, smelly kind. But, if the mood hits, sexing it up, any time any place will do just fine I won't ever turn down sex with my partner just because we haven't had a bath, I'm just more turned on by nice smells and not dirt, unlike what .....naughty scope says. PS After rereading Taurus, I think they fairly missed the boat on this gal. I lovvvvve bondage, I lack stamina, (I'm not in my 20's any more I have to take a break once and a while) but dammit I am very creative. hmmph Rosa.

Rumtiger -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/23/2006 2:40:30 PM)
fuck that, i'm not confused, I know what I want...and whats wrong with fucking in the shower....long as theres plenty of room and I donw wind up cracking my head on the faucet.....again. Otherwise pretty dead on. Yes i'm a Virgo.

MasDom -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/23/2006 3:07:28 PM)
[:D] Wow ,got my gemini life to the letter.[:D] [;)]Havent met a girl that complained yet about that aspect of me.

MasDom -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/23/2006 3:09:37 PM)
Hell sure isnt my face that brings em in.[:@]

wysiwygitsme -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/23/2006 11:56:23 PM)
Yep, have to agree, they got Libra right! It's fun to be a Libra.[sm=mrpuffy.gif]

xhoneyx -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/24/2006 12:03:07 AM)
hehehe...im a scorpio..and people have been telling me recently that im really kinky..

FloridaISIS -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (8/25/2006 4:55:21 AM)
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) -- Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie! They love to bite. They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive. But when they warm up? There is no stopping them. They like to have the back of their knees licked. They live for tongue massages. They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything. Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in. They like to play games...as long as they are in charge. This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love. Holy Hades, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head. Insatiable is an understatement. 8 times during a commercial---that's about right, or rather maybe 8-12 orgasms during a commercial break [8D], and yes, My man CAN just breathe on me and turn me on; hell, I'm never off, unless I'm "on my death bed kind of sick." Screamers--hmmm, got that right, suprised me and my last sub weren 't halled off by the police with all the screaming that came from the hotel rooms. As far as whomever's in the room, well I'm not that bad, as I'm mongamous, but He better watch out, cos he's gonna be tied up at least 3-4 hrs, with no end in sight. I'm not one for public sex, if I knew the cops wouldn't bust me, than hell ya, I'd do it in public, but doesn't seem like it's meant to happen in this lifetime. One finally word, heck yes, he better have reinforcements, cos his arse isn't leaving the room all weekend. __________________________________________ Live, Love, Laugh, (and tear it up) Isis

blacklily -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 11:24:37 AM)
I know this is an old post, but the topic seems really fun! I just had to comment on the 3 yr old thoughts in here. As Pisces, I feel we are a culmination of all signs. I see myself in just about every sign and I guess that is why I am considered a renaissance woman, jack-of-all trades and one that wears many hats. Chameleon is a great way to describe us and no, you won't really know what your going to get from one day to the next. I am rebellious yet highly submissive. Rebellious in the sense that I push against things that I despise within myself... I crave discipline in a loving and ultimately sexually controlling manner. If I know you "want me"... you will have all of me and I will adore, serve and cherish you. Yes, a Pisces will give the shirt off their back, but if we respect you (oh boy! don't let us love you!) we will give you our skirt, bra, panties, shoes... everything..... (I'm talking submission here, but fish have been known to dominate and most usually do if they have an ambitious edge) The fish brings things full circle. In our duality, we swim up and down stream. Imagine us swimming in such a way, but in a circle. We would continually pass through each sign, only to meet up with "self" at certain points along the way. I think of such points as top and bottom... how we are feeling about "self" and where we are in our lifetime when aligned with ourselves... ie. gains and losses, career moves, love life, etc.... I have a lot of moments of introspection, but believe I am constantly trying to figure others out and the state of the universe to bother with my own wants, desires and needs. I think right now I have caught up with myself once again and am intrigued with BDSM not because I am feeling like my clock is ticking or that I never had a chance to explore my sexuality in any real depth in my past, but because I am now mature and confident enough to see myself in a realm of dominance and submission that I once thought only existed for those into PVC, leather shorts and guys with tattoos fisting each other in gloryholes. I now see the beauty, energy and fulfillment in dominance and submissions and quite frankly I wish to stay here for a while... adding my own chameleon-like essence and flavor to the mix. If I generalized anywhere, I do apologize as I know i can only speak for myself and within the context of my own experiences..... Ciao ~blacklily~

Musicmystery -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 11:30:00 AM)
quote: Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) -- HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK! Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position. It's nice to be understood... [;)]

thornhappy -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 11:35:26 AM)
Quick reply, from an Aqueerian: " If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things." I've gotten to the point where I tell guys not to ask what I'm thinking, even after some phenomenal fornication, because I might say "Work!" Yup. That made a real impression, all right.

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