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sugargirlxxx -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 12:32:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wysiwygitsme Yep, have to agree, they got Libra right! It's fun to be a Libra.[sm=mrpuffy.gif] Yes and I also love dressing up and dressing up my men!

sugargirlxxx -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 12:34:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetlyTwisted Well, I'm very impressed with this little description of a Libra. It is almost completely me. The only thing I'm not into is cross dressing, not interested in being a man when all then men are at my feet waiting to be choosen. Even though I'm a submissive, I totally understand the power I have. I am the Goddess of Love more than you all can see. Oh yes, I love being a woman! I wouldn't give up being a woman for all the money and power in the world.

Lockit -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 12:40:32 PM)
As a Libra... some of that fits and some of it doesn't, but it was fun! As it said... we will try anything once... A friend of my ex husbands made a comment to him about my breast. (I didn't wear a bra) He then asked if I was easy. My ex replied. Only if she wants you. Some of that was just dead on! lol

Dnomyar -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 12:47:23 PM)
Lockit are you easy.

Lockit -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 12:47:55 PM)
LOL... only if I want you!

Dnomyar -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 12:50:51 PM)
WOW How could you not want me.

Lockit -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 12:55:36 PM)
LOL what sign are you?

Dnomyar -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 12:58:21 PM)
Dec. 2 can't you tell. I will brush your hair.

Lockit -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 1:07:30 PM)
I think I better plead the fifth here. lol

SavageFaerie -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 1:23:13 PM)
Cancer here too its was pretty much dead on. Even the exibitionist. LOL

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 1:25:34 PM)
quote: Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69 This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em. Anyone care to cuddle? [:D]

beargonewild -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 2:07:18 PM)
Love being a Sag...but I HATE being shaved!!!!!

sugargirlxxx -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 2:36:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit As a Libra... some of that fits and some of it doesn't, but it was fun! As it said... we will try anything once... A friend of my ex husbands made a comment to him about my breast. (I didn't wear a bra) He then asked if I was easy. My ex replied. Only if she wants you. Some of that was just dead on! lol Or sometimes twice only when I want to [sm=applause.gif]

cpK69 -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 3:07:19 PM)
The only thing that fits is being confused. [:(] Though, I do like showers, any type of water really, but not for the reason stated; that part is just a nice convenience. The danger appeals to my masochistic side. [:D] Kim

corsetgirl -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 8:40:11 PM)
Pisces here. Not really into the feet but hey would be more than happy to do a foot message. The rest of it is sooooo true.

sugargirlxxx -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 8:54:52 PM)
I was talking to my best friend and I showed her Gemini sign and she fits it to the tee. She'll fuck anything, anywhere, anytime and loves SHINY THINGS. I cannot tell you how many times we got sidetracked because of some shiny ass thing that was on or near the road. A building, a cross, a store, an abandoned building. We average 4 hours in a car if we have to travel one hour to our destination! O and she's always right. lol

DrkJourney -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 9:11:19 PM)
hmmmm...got me on being a Capricorn....and since I'm on the edge I get to read Aquarius as well....a lot of that fits me. And Cancer, the so fits my husband......have to copy and save this for him....lol

KMsAngel -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 10:11:00 PM)
quote: Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! i tell people this about me all the time. i think they think i'm easy, though, not a flirt. sigh. so misunderstood [;)]

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/20/2009 11:00:05 PM)
A bit generic, but fairly on the money. From a screenwriting POV it's "on the nose" but OTN is still valid in many genres. IN serious astrology you don't look soley at the Sun sign, though. The whole "meet, talk, like, fuck, then maybe suffer for it" thang takes the Sun, Moon and Ascendent/Rising sign into account.

WoodenPaddle -> RE: Naughty Horoscopes (6/21/2009 2:16:47 AM)
rofl Nice. I'm aquarius and it does describe me fairly well. Not that I'm with my head in the clouds all the time, but I do like thinking...especially about nasty things to do with stuff from a home depot, hehehe. As for being a tease and flirt from hell....WEG...I don't have to be a scorpio or taurus...fucking is a skill that can be learned, stamina is something that can be trained, but teasing is form of art. chuckles again...as about everyone wanting a piece..."no comment" hehehe, I don't have time for that.

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