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Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 9:47:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Did you ever wonder why Kirk would run TO the engine room after Scotty would warn." Watch out Captain!.. she's gonna blow!"

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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 10:06:58 AM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 10:09:08 AM   
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Not that that has anything to do with the original post....LOL.

As Picard always said, "Make it so, Number One."

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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 10:18:18 AM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 10:20:17 AM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 10:21:47 AM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 10:28:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		I want to start a Klingon lifestyle. It is sort of like BDSM, only better, because face it, Klingons are better. Only by embracing Klingon philosophy can we become real, ummm, Klingons. It is is not about slavery, even though it would have over 500 slave positions. And it would be entirely real, not role play, despite its followers not being actual Klingons, and despite the fact that 80 of the 500 slave positions are only possible in zero gravity.
 
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Not that that has anything to do with the original post either. :)

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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 11:54:43 AM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 12:05:15 PM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 12:31:44 PM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 1:56:16 PM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 2:35:53 PM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 4:26:56 PM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 8:03:25 PM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 8:13:51 PM   
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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/22/2006 8:17:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"?  (Now that is one horny dude!)


Youd be horny too if you only got laid once ever 7 years....

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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/23/2006 2:14:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"?  (Now that is one horny dude!)


Actually due to the eclectic arangement of genetailia of a Vulcan, the hand greeting is actually their equivelant of flipping the bird.

In the same way that after retiring, the Lone Ranger finally looked up Kemosabe
"Kemosabe: verb A Sioux term for the hard crusted excretia occasionally sticking in a horses tail after defication."

]v[

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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/23/2006 2:20:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		V for Vagina..... isn't that movie out on video now?

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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/23/2006 5:12:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch


quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"?  (Now that is one horny dude!)


Actually due to the eclectic arangement of genetailia of a Vulcan, the hand greeting is actually their equivelant of flipping the bird.

In the same way that after retiring, the Lone Ranger finally looked up Kemosabe
"Kemosabe: verb A Sioux term for the hard crusted excretia occasionally sticking in a horses tail after defication."

]v[


Could it be that it IS the Vulcan vagina????

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RE: Star Trek Thoughts - 8/23/2006 8:37:38 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I think Spok's hand greeting.. is the Vulcan sign for "vagina"?  (Now that is one horny dude!)


I thought he was advertising Viagra. Maybe I'm wrong.

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