Steelriven
Posts: 300
Joined: 12/26/2005 Status: offline
|
PFFFTTT HAH! That's too funny, ouch my sides hehehe. Ok, I dunno what's worse the fact that I'm still laughing, or that I actually did it! Went out side, snatched up a pretty little sunflower. Named it, caressed it, told it who beautiful it is... I even caressed it... Before ripping it straight out of the ground letting out a string of curse words, as I masiqured the poor thing... My um... Neighboor happen to see me... Asked me what the hell I was doing. I said what I always do... "Going insane why do you want to come along? I have to warn you there are no return tickets available at this time." She knows my personality, and laughed her ass off. quote:
ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy All you have left of the day is what's left of the day... don't waste too much of what's left of the day on neutralizing what happened during the previous part of the day... which is now gone. Make it snappy in order to maximize what's left of the day you can salvage. Go outside, find a beautiful flower, admire it and tell it how beautiful it is, grab it by the stem/neck and rip it from it's body, be stingy.. indulge.. don't share the beauty of this flower with anyone else.. hog it baby, celebrate that beautiful flower's demise over your trivial shit.. woohoo feelin' mo besser! Now you are in position to take it out on the beautiful flower, fully vent your deadly head of esteem steam.. touching a soft petal of the beautiful flower, rip that mutherfucker right off, throw the former beautiful appendage into the wind, scattering it far from it's source.. as a model of disection efficiency! Go for another one.. and as you progress at tearing the beautiful petal/appendages from their beautiful host, relish the agony and destruction only you have caused.. that will show them baisturds who fucked with you... tear that beautiful flower a new asshole. To increase the intensity a notch, eat a few parts of the beautiful flower as you tear it to shreds... not because you LOVE the flower, fuck no.... but because you NEED to unwind... and because the beautiful flower was dumb as dirt and stupid enough to just stand there, so it deserves it. Depending on your need and speed, you could unwind VERY fast... or d r a g it out a bit and m i l k it baby, make that fucking flower suffer!
_____________________________
steelriven who's just a lil_twisted -Don't asume, instead ask.
|