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NastyDaddy -> The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 4:31:07 PM)

 
The dog days of August are upon us and it often seems sanity is running a little on the lean side. Undoubtedly you've thoroughly pissed off multitudes of people, as surely have I with my "ways... and/or ...choice of words".

In order to attempt to do the right thing for all pissed off parties:

I apologize for all the times I have offended you in the past...
I also apologize for any offense which I have caused you today...
I furthermore apologize for any offense I will cause you in the future...

It just feels so damn good to come clean! [:D]

Does anybody else feel that they owe any apologies to anyone for anything?





pahunkboy -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 4:38:05 PM)

i too, and so sorry uncle Albert.

im sorry we cant all live in a yellow submarine.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 4:51:08 PM)

I'm sorry that the blowjobS thread wasnt started sooner.




pahunkboy -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 4:58:21 PM)

im sorry i put the body in the truck of your car....so very sorrrry!  ;->




SirKenin -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 5:28:21 PM)

I am sorry that I am perfect.  I realize not everyone can be this way, but somebody had to do it.  It is for the common good.  Someday you will realize My dilemna.




KatyLied -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 5:30:54 PM)

You had your way,
Now you must pay
I'm glad that you're sorry now

- Connie Francis




DesertRat -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 5:40:22 PM)

I'm sorry
So sorry
Please accept myyyy a-po-lo-geee
 
-I forget who




BlueHnS -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 5:42:03 PM)

Whoa! ... Time out! Isn't pre - apologizing something akin to the comment "This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you" right before you do it?




pahunkboy -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 5:50:58 PM)

im sorry i left the toilet seat up.





oh  /burp/

ps- im sorry i keyed your car.                                       [still deciding over the slashed tires "incident", tho   ;-> /glunk/ ]




cuddleheart50 -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 5:54:33 PM)

im sorry i left the toilet seat up.


That is Unforgiveable!




pahunkboy -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 5:59:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

im sorry i left the toilet seat up.


That is Unforgiveable!


LMAO!     I love you cuddleheart. :-)




cuddleheart50 -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:04:28 PM)

I wuv you too....................as long as you put the seat down...[:D]




juliaoceania -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:10:19 PM)

I'm sorry for the way things are in China
I'm sorry things ain't what they used to be
But more than anything else
I'm sorry for myself...


Its best to apologize to oneself before extending it to the masses....Ha ha!

 
 




WayWardSoul -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:26:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

im sorry i put the body in the truck of your car....so very sorrrry!  ;->


That must be one small truck, so my question is, was the body from a barbie doll that you pulled the head off? [:D]




windchymes -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:32:42 PM)

I'm sorry I'm beautiful.  Please don't hate me.




Quivver -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:39:25 PM)

I'd like to say I'm sorry to all the Dom's and Masters who wrote me cyberly demanding "on your knees bitch" that my reply's were less then Sub like....................... NOT [:'(]




pahunkboy -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:40:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

im sorry i put the body in the truck of your car....so very sorrrry!  ;->


That must be one small truck, so my question is, was the body from a barbie doll that you pulled the head off? [:D]



i think i "swallowed"  hehe, i dont rememebr.
im sorry i dont remember. my deepest regrets. im one sorry azz tonite!!!

ya hear? sorry i say!  ....i mean...i sorta am. not to rambkle on. if i am, im sorry.

did someone mention China?  im sorry you feel that you and YOUR very essence/actions/nonactions, have wrecked the continent of China.

i think you better apoligise!!! 




spankmepink11 -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:48:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlueHnS

Whoa! ... Time out! Isn't pre - apologizing something akin to the comment "This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you" right before you do it?



You say that like it's a bad thing   [;)]




spankmepink11 -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:49:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesertRat

I'm sorry
So sorry
Please accept myyyy a-po-lo-geee
 
-I forget who


Patsy Cline   [:)]




TreSwank -> RE: The "I'm Sorry" Thread... (8/26/2006 6:53:28 PM)

I'd like to apologize to my bosses and supervisors for taking every chance I  get during the workday to masturbate furiously in the restrooms.  What can I say?  It really takes the edge off.




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