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gypsyssoul -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 7:47:05 PM)

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WICCANS.

   Every time I hear someone mention "blah, blah, blah, Goddess, Beltane, Solstice, blah, blah blah" it makes me a little bit homicidal.  Within thirty seconds of meeting you, a pagan will go out of their way to let you know just how "different" and enlightened they are.  I think that these people are mostly high-school rejects who are attempting to overcompensate for their feelings of powerlessness with tales of spell-casting and feigned esoteric knowledge of the spheres.  I don't give a shit about the differences between "white magic" and "black magic".  As a matter of fact, I feel this uber-intense urge to rip their fucking pentacles off of their necks, and tell them to grow the fuck up. 

     But really..............................some of them are nice.......................I guess.

:: smiles
humm been here more then 30 seconds ...
but then we didn't burn your people to prove we are right ...
 
quotes ..
" judge not least be judged ..."
and maybe .. its just because the logic of a god and goddess is just to much
for your small ...___________
to handle ...
~~blessings




ownedgirlie -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 7:51:08 PM)

Well sheesh, okay, well I actually like this little guy....[sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif] so we're in business....

[:D]




ownedgirlie -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 7:53:32 PM)

* Pulls Gypsysoul in to dance, to keep things light*

By the way, your name reminds me of Van Morrison's Into the Mystic.  [:)]




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 7:54:12 PM)

Is this a striptease dance?




gypsyssoul -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:01:46 PM)

i love that song
:: sings ... I want to rock your gypsy's soul .. just like way back in the days of old.....
 
:: smiles
just .. not being judged
...
 
:: does a little gypsy .. dance ...




TreSwank -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:02:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gypsyssoul

quote:

WICCANS.

Every time I hear someone mention "blah, blah, blah, Goddess, Beltane, Solstice, blah, blah blah" it makes me a little bit homicidal.  Within thirty seconds of meeting you, a pagan will go out of their way to let you know just how "different" and enlightened they are.  I think that these people are mostly high-school rejects who are attempting to overcompensate for their feelings of powerlessness with tales of spell-casting and feigned esoteric knowledge of the spheres.  I don't give a shit about the differences between "white magic" and "black magic".  As a matter of fact, I feel this uber-intense urge to rip their fucking pentacles off of their necks, and tell them to grow the fuck up. 

But really..............................some of them are nice.......................I guess.

:: smiles
humm been here more then 30 seconds ...
but then we didn't burn your people to prove we are right ...
 
quotes ..
" judge not least be judged ..."
and maybe .. its just because the logic of a god and goddess is just to much
for your small ...___________
to handle ...
~~blessings



I'm sure that there are a few wonderful, emotionally balanced pagans out there;  I have just never met one that I liked.........................and I've met ALOT of pagans.  You know who makes for better conversation than your average Goddess-loving pagan? NONCHALANT OLD DRUNKS.  You want to know some cold hard truths?  Talk to a jaded old wino. I guarantee that you'll hear some awesome stories that they didn't pick up from their "Book of Shadows".  Maybe if they were pagans they could have cast a spell for sobriety, or to get past the first step, or to just make it to those damn AA meetings on time.  I've heard that they sometimes have really good cookies and pastries at those things.  Hell, if you're taking those first tentative steps towards sobriety after years of alcohol or drug abuse, you at least deserve some cookies and soda-pop.

I just tell em, "One day at a time", brother.




ownedgirlie -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:05:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Is this a striptease dance?

LOL No!  Behave!  [:D]




ownedgirlie -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:06:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gypsyssoul

i love that song
:: sings ... I want to rock your gypsy's soul .. just like way back in the days of old.....
...


It's one of my favorites.  Van the Man is awesome.  [:D]




Lordandmaster -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:19:06 PM)

If fundamentalist Buddhists dominated the American political landscape the way fundamentalist Christians do, I'd be all up for bashing them too.

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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

I see so many Christian-bashing threads, I just thought a little equal opportunity bashing would be appropriate.  Any other religious sects we should pick on?  Or would that be non-pc?  Inappropriate?  Unorthodox (had to throw that in for a pun)?

Just curious...




gypsyssoul -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:28:16 PM)

:: smiles ...
trying to be nice .. dancing ...
but ...
quote:

I'm sure that there are a few wonderful, emotionally balanced pagans out there;  I have just never met one that I liked.........................and I've met ALOT of pagans.  You know who makes for better conversation than your average Goddess-loving pagan? NONCHALANT OLD DRUNKS.  You want to know some cold hard truths?  Talk to a jaded old wino. I guarantee that you'll hear some awesome stories that they didn't pick up from their "Book of Shadows".  Maybe if they were pagans they could have cast a spell for sobriety, or to get past the first step, or to just make it to those damn AA meetings on time.  I've heard that they sometimes have really good cookies and pastries at those things.  Hell, if you're taking those first tentative steps towards sobriety after years of alcohol or drug abuse, you at least deserve some cookies and soda-pop.

I just tell em, "One day at a time", brother.



soo good .. to see you .. just judge everyone ... Tree
must be so nice to be so perfect ... does your elbow ever hurt
from patting yourself on the back so much ...
strange i have been Wiccan .. ( not pagan )
my whole life .. and there is a difference ..
and most i know don't confess or bring it up much ...
but i am sure in your little world .. alot of Pagans talk to you ...
of all people YOU ..
 
::laughs
:: dances ...
popcorn ... did anyone want popcorn ...
yes popcorn and Margies ..
 
::grins
::dances




ToServeIsToLive -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:31:55 PM)

http://www.venganza.org/ Please do not insult the religion I put my faith in....




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:32:38 PM)

Did someone say Margaritas?




mnottertail -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:33:46 PM)

I once changed the name of Sons of Norway to Sons a bitches, raised the entrance rates and let all the christians join.........


So you gotta look at dues a little........there is a distinction here.

Ron




ownedgirlie -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:37:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Did someone say Margaritas?

NOW you're talkin'!!!!! 




LeMis -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:38:30 PM)

     here here
*raise your glass*

(let's get another round in before midnight [;)])




ownedgirlie -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:38:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ToServeIsToLive

http://www.venganza.org/ Please do not insult the religion I put my faith in....

OMG that is priceless!!!  I especially enjoyed the chart tracking the number of Pirates [:D]




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:41:54 PM)

I'll take mine frozen with salt...Yum!




gypsyssoul -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:44:08 PM)

:: grins
turns the blender on
almost ..
Midnight Margaritas ...
:: fills the glass's
and puts out popcorn and pretzles
 
:: dances
:: singing her song




ownedgirlie -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:47:47 PM)

Top shelf (with real lime juice), on the rocks, an extra shot of Gran Marnier on the side, please.  Oh yes and salt - I like salt :)




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Any other religion? (8/26/2006 8:51:27 PM)

now all we need is a live band to listen too..I would be in heaven then...




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