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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:00:37 PM   
owneddesire


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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:05:00 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		How about I slap you around a little and you act all sordid about it and you cry and then you can suck my cock?
Or are you too busy, with something, I mean? 

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:05:22 PM   
marieToo


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Status: offline 		Well, Im a female and the only line that ever succesfully worked on me was "get the fuck over here, bitch....now" 

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:13:09 PM   
Archer


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Status: offline 		Now if the bar has a dance floor then this was the one line I actually use with some success.

Do you just sit around looking good or do you dance too?

It's been about 80% over the times I've used it.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:21:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Archer

Now if the bar has a dance floor then this was the one line I actually use with some success.

Do you just sit around looking good or do you dance too?

It's been about 80% over the times I've used it.




That'll work for me. 

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:37:15 PM   
owneddesire


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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:46:14 PM   
Yedi


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Cash Grass or Ass nobody rides for free

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:56:09 PM   
Owned1


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Status: offline 		The most fav that was used on me was~ We are both blonde, we would make beautiful babies wanna start to practise?

LOL we talked but did not practise.

Then there was the time I was out to dinner with a Dom and I asked him how he liked his eggs in the morning, he was shocked and said sunny side up, I of course responded I prefer mine unfertilized.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 9:58:18 PM   
owneddesire


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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 10:01:27 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Hi, my name is Ron.  You LOOK interesting, and I like your smile, do you want to visit or is it inconvenient now?

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 10:21:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

How about I slap you around a little and you act all sordid about it and you cry and then you can suck my cock?
Or are you too busy, with something, I mean? 


That's what I'd really like to say to women, instead of walking into a bar armed only with my raw sex appeal and pink cell-phone.  I try not to take it out too much in public (the cell, I mean).

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/28/2006 10:23:48 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Well, Tre, you catch the right one, and that's what they want to hear.

Oh, sure; you gotta sift through a couple losers........I think that goes without saying---

Ron


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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 12:56:29 AM   
MistressTexas


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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 3:50:36 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Archer

Now if the bar has a dance floor then this was the one line I actually use with some success.

Do you just sit around looking good or do you dance too?

It's been about 80% over the times I've used it.




Yep, that works for me too!

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 5:52:44 AM   
mnottertail


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That is great.  And yes, you are wrong, where do you want me to stand?

Ron

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 6:02:58 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Archer

Now if the bar has a dance floor then this was the one line I actually use with some success.

Do you just sit around looking good or do you dance too?

It's been about 80% over the times I've used it.



But...but..but......You don't ever dance (even though you do a fabulous texas two step)

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 7:25:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		A couple that I have always liked are:

You with all those curves and me with no brakes...(Hey, Iam a motorhead from Detroit...ok ?)

Iam half Canadian, do you have any Canadian in you ? No ? Want some...?

Mine's 12 inches long, but I don't use it as a rule.

Take me away from these guys young lady. Brought them down here and right away one asks the other if he can have $50 for a blow job. The other said I don't know...how good are you ?

You look familiar...Iam sure I've seen you before...well surely if I had them...could'a been a wet dream...a very wet dream.

Iam an Internationally recognized, Certified Professional Sex Instructor...for you sweetheart, if you act now...first lesson free !! (T-shirts and shorts in the making)

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 7:58:56 AM   
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that one gets me everytime :)

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 8:03:30 AM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Back in the day, at another boring college mixer:

"Look, if you go in there a bunch of stupid frat boys are just gonna spill their beers and drool on you.  Lets go for a walk, look at the stars, go back to my room and fuck our brains out...and I'll make you breakfast."

Worked about 7/10 times. 

E.

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 9:47:32 AM   
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