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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 9:56:10 AM

wild1cfl

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My favorite pick up line was always
"Would you let me cook you breakfast in bed"

it worked on my wife and we have been married 20 years.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 9:57:06 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wild1cfl

My favorite pick up line was always
"Would you let me cook you breakfast in bed"

it worked on my wife and we have been married 20 years.

Now thats really sweet!! I can see why she fell for it.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 10:19:00 AM

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"Are you gonna be walking alone to your car tonight?" will never get you laid, (IT'S A FACT) but it might cause some wonderfully comedic police intervention.

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 11:24:38 AM

Yedi

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When I was on the road with the caninival one of the ride jocks used this with a crying just broken up girl at the bar

"I like you baby" The little mexican made it work lol

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RE: male pick up lines - 8/29/2006 6:14:15 PM

wild1cfl

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Well Cuddleheart it helped that her favorite breakfast is Eggs benedict and I make a mean Hollandiase sauce. Worked every time !!

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 12:34:15 AM

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Hey....ya like Italian Sausage?

Sure...sliced in pieces.

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 1:21:12 AM

justanotheclaire

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16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's just not going to suck itself.

I've used this line during one physical encounter . Needless to say, I DID NOT get any head that evening. I'm surprised to hear that someone else thought of it.

a high street store in the uk has this on some of its tshirts not a day goes buy when dont see one saying that lol

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 1:33:10 AM

justanotheclaire

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I can tell you your bra size just by feel!
lol this actually used ot work alot. I would go out on gay night and try it, I was at the time a bra fitter so I aklways got it right lol

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 2:06:28 AM

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"Great arse, great tits, whacha pussy like? Wanna fuck so I can find out?"

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 2:05:19 PM

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i am disease free

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 2:57:24 PM

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I have spent ALOT of time working with the public and many of those years in a restaurant or nightclub atmosphere. I used to be a pretty hot lil tamale' at one time so I heard alot and I mean ALOT of pickup lines. But I have to say that one of my favourites was actually pretty lame in words but in circumstance and source it was hysterical.
I have a great many friends in different types of law enforcement, judicial, lawyers, and various branches of the military. I have attended more boring functions than you can imagine. I was at a retirement dinner for a detective friend when another high ranking member of the local government walked up to me all suave and cool like and said "I am sure you have heard this before. Please do not be angry or insulted, this is something I would normally never do, but I must tell you that I think you have magnificent breasts."
One would think that I had been walking around this party buckass naked rather than fully dressed. It was all I could do to avoid laughing and snorting my champagne thru my nose (that really hurts, it must be the bubbles) I just smiled and said, "why thank you, its a genetic curse.....I blame my grandmothers" and turned back to the male friend sitting beside me that I knew was about to come unglued. He and I still laugh about it when we get together.

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 5:30:21 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: marieToo

quote:

ORIGINAL: owneddesire

Hey....ya like Italian Sausage?

Sure...sliced in pieces.

My gay friend just said,
"What!?! My butt ain't no piggy bank!"

ROFLMAO!!!
He just cracks me up!!! I LOVE him!

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 6:41:55 PM

marieToo

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ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: marieToo

quote:

ORIGINAL: owneddesire

Hey....ya like Italian Sausage?

Sure...sliced in pieces.

My gay friend just said,
"What!?! My butt ain't no piggy bank!"

ROFLMAO!!!
He just cracks me up!!! I LOVE him!

lmaoooooooooooo. That was good!

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/1/2006 7:31:07 PM

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"Hi, my name is Biff, want some gumbo?"

Has any one ever actually known anyone named Biff?....been wondering for years

Had to share, someone, on AOL, just IMed me using the name Biff trying to talk game. I couldn't stop laughing and thinking about this post.

Rosa

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RE: male pick up lines - 9/4/2008 9:38:55 PM

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My step-dad who is constantly joking around with me (Because my mom is extremely jealous, and he knows I'm the only one he can joke around with that she won't get mad about)... Well, he got drunk about a week ago, looked at me and asked "do you know anything about real estate?" When I shook my head no, he proceeded to grab his crotch and ask "I was just wondering... Would you call this a LOT?!?!" I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my LIFE! lol

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