Effects of Alcohol

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

Effects of Alcohol

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Effects of Alcohol

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Effects of Alcohol - 9/1/2006 10:48:28 PM

subfever

Posts: 2895
Joined: 5/22/2004
Status: offline

A good-looking guy walks into a bar and sees a fox already there, sipping on a bottle of water.

Guy: Hi... buy you a drink?

Fox: No thanks... alcohol gives me trouble with my legs.

Guy: Oh, it makes them swell?

Fox: No... it makes them open.

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: Effects of Alcohol - 9/1/2006 11:23:38 PM

CreoleCook

Posts: 321
Joined: 10/9/2005
Status: offline

Guy: and how many shots did you say you wanted?

(in reply to subfever)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: Effects of Alcohol - 9/2/2006 11:39:47 AM

ADomDoc

Posts: 312
Joined: 11/8/2005
From: San Antonio
Status: offline

Reminds me of a patient yesterday ... with a blood alcohol of 227 & 1750 mg of Librium on board ... definitely "chilled out" even after we pumped her stomach.

(in reply to CreoleCook)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: Effects of Alcohol - 9/8/2006 12:55:30 AM

Termyn8or

Posts: 18681
Joined: 11/12/2005
Status: offline

No.

Guy : We won't need it then.

:-)

T

(in reply to ADomDoc)

Profile

Post #: 4