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Homeland Security Approves Anal - 9/2/2006 5:35:04 PM

DoctorDubious

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And now,
for something completely different,
(as they said in Monty Python)....

Our wonderful Transport Security Admonistration (TSA)
... taking it's cues from Homeland Security, as usual....

has banned all creams and liquids after the London bomb scare
... including neosporin, lipgloss, sunscreen.... even toothpaste.
If you have flown recently, you know the heights of silliness we've reached.

But in a brilliantly kinky moment,
our fearless leaders have made an exception
for 4 ounces of "personal lubricant".

No shit.

Now, either the TSA has doesn't like unlubed fucking in all that turbulence,
or maybe TSA secretly stands for Transporting Smooth Anal.

Wonkette broke the news
http://wonkette.com/politics/fear+mongering/tsa-sez-dont-forget-the-lube-197489.php

Oh, and Wonkette also says
that if you have trouble in the line,
look 'em straight in the eye and say
"it's personal lubricant, and it's for fucking"

DD, an occasionally smooth old goat

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RE: Homeland Security Approves Anal and other silliness - 9/2/2006 11:23:36 PM

songofeire

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Well, I just flew to Vegas for a couple of days and checked my bag with a lot of my toys in it...including 6 bottles of personal lubricant...
...which is used for a lot more than anal sex, by the way.
Fisting, for example.
Anyhow, I wasn't taking chances trying to carry it on.
Interestingly, there were hardly any carry on bags in evidence. People all must have been carrying questionable items, so checked them...it made getting off the plane so much smoother.
That would take a lot of lube, come to think of it, getting off a plane.

phallically speaking,

Rosemary

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