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RE: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer's your Sign! - 9/7/2006 8:34:51 PM

FelinePersuasion

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I hope that's a joke lotus song. I hope someone would not honestly be stupid enough to give their child rat bait.

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You might be a redneck kinkster. - 9/8/2006 12:50:45 AM

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Let's Do RedNeck jokes!

Leave it to me LotusSong, to not follow directions 'exactly' ... soooooooo ... here is my contribution.

If your Mistress orders you to buy her a strap on and you buy her a sidearm, you might be a redneck kinkster..

If your idea of aftercare involves a six-pack and pork rinds .... you might be a redneck kinkster..

If you stop an outdoor water scene because the catfish are biting ... you might be a redneck kinkster. (the mental visual of this just cracks me up)

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RE: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer's your Sign! - 9/8/2006 12:51:47 AM

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Yes some people are that stupid.

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RE: Here's your Sign! - 9/8/2006 1:05:19 AM

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Uh, but "here's your sign" isn't Jeff Foxworthy. It is Bill Engvall. And I'm sure he'd appreciate the credit.

--Here's YOUR sign.

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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Here's your Sign! - 9/8/2006 3:49:08 AM

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Uh, but "here's your sign" isn't Jeff Foxworthy. It is Bill Engvall. And I'm sure he'd appreciate the credit.

--Here's YOUR sign.

<high fives>
and I should have known that <puts on sign>

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RE: Here's your Sign! - 9/8/2006 4:04:37 AM

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I love Bill Engvall!!!

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into
one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The
attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I
couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around
and those other three just swelled right up on me.
Here's your sign."

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