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Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:11:48 PM   
MisPandora


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Status: offline 		So I got this in my spam folder today:
"I think im good in serving house cleaning (badroom kitchen hool toilet) clean up dirty clots shoose makeing food(lunch diner)."

I'm sorry, but I don't make practice of keeping my clots around the house!  I know there are folks that are into menstruation play, but that's just gross!!!!


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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:14:29 PM   
KarbonCopy


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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:14:48 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		goddamit, Pan can you get that bitch for me?  I ain't shiting you, my hool is dirty like a motherfucker, and I could use some shining on it.

Can you help a brother out?

Ron



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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:24:36 PM   
MisPandora


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

goddamit, Pan can you get that bitch for me?  I ain't shiting you, my hool is dirty like a motherfucker, and I could use some shining on it.

Can you help a brother out?
Ron

I'd love to help, but I've got the little fucker polishing the shoooose!

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:27:05 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Ummmmmmmmmmm........what is a hool anyhow?

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:28:39 PM   
MsKatHouston


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Status: offline 		You are so lucky to get someone who wants your clots.  *swoon*

...but I am after this one for his lunch diner.  Greasy burgers...chocolate shakes...yummm

but the fact that he can clean my bad room is the clincher

< Message edited by MsKatHouston -- 9/4/2006 8:29:34 PM >

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:32:51 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Goddammit, you blowsy women, I am a dn too and I want to know what I am dealing with, what is a hool and can you wrap their nasty little asses in clots without kllngi them and I always get these truley sumbisnve pople that want me to fart, and do you think a fiver is to much to ask to pass gas?

Ronne



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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:37:09 PM   
MsKatHouston


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Status: offline 		be gone...Until you open a diner and want to clean my bad room I have no use for you.  Now hand me that fiver.  My paypal is...

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:41:09 PM   
MisPandora


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Status: offline 		I'm SO sorry that I deleted the rest of his mail because there were more goodies like this in it -- three whole paragraphs more, to be exact.

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:43:18 PM   
MsKatHouston


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Status: offline 		damn....and I need a laugh right now

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:44:27 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I had some really intriguing and smartass shit to say, but thought better of it......you guys got some pretty razor like levity out here, and I am obviously  outclassed.  But I admire.......


Ronne


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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:45:48 PM   
MsKatHouston


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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 8:59:34 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		OK, you are a violently beautiful woman, I will tell you a wee joke.


Two guys sitting at the bar, one of them beset and crying his eyes out, I mean as miserable as a human can be and be alive.
Other guy, just sitting there having a beer, he don't know him from adam.


Boo hoo hoo...........

He can't take it, says; Buddy, what the fuck is the problem, I mean jesus h christ???!!??  you been sobbing all night, what can I do?


Not a goddam thing, the guy blubbers, my wife left me, I can't eat, I can't sleep..................(sobbing, wails like a banshee) 


Awwwww, geeze---you thought a lot of her then did you?


Hell no, he says, she took my mattress and my false teeth, the bitch....


I can't eat, I can't sleep............

XO,
Ron



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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:05:25 PM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		ROFLMFAO  i'm laughing so hard that i have tears thru which i cannot see to type thees, so it fher are any mistooks, plase gorfice me....

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:08:09 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Yours,


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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:10:25 PM   
lilsubl


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:12:59 PM   
MsKatHouston


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Status: offline 		ok I'm out...have to go gorfice someone now

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:18:23 PM   
lilsubl


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:22:19 PM   
mnottertail


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Ron 

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RE: Ew! LOL - 9/4/2006 9:24:18 PM   
lilsubl


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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