TreSwank
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Back in the swell old days of homogeneous, hive-like housing units and propaganda-fueled Bolshevik witch-hunts, being a MAN meant something to most Americans. Oh yes.........Wonderbread citizens stood tall, and with an iron-resolve that served as a moral adhesive, gluing together the W.A.S.P community like Ward and June Cleaver. The times were as simple as long division, and the morality was in classic black and white: 1. Communists-Bad 2. Sexual Deviants-Bad 3. Jaywalking-Really Bad 4. Teen Pregnancy-Bad 5. Interracial dating- Take a wild guess. Christ........back then, people even understood that alcoholism was a litmus strip indicator of moral depravity, and that woman who drank..... well; you can only spell HARLOT with so many letters. In the 1950's, domestic violence was an accepted teaching method that helped women realize just how important it was to cook a steak THE RIGHT WAY. Math? If the ladies couldn't crunch those big, scary numbers in their flighty, inefficient brains, they sure could compensate by making a toilet sparkle with that custodial Midas-touch, so beloved by anyone with tits and a vagina. The thing that I love MOST about the 50's is that virgin newlyweds were as commonplace as roughneck sailors who indulged in sexual congress with women of questionable virtue. Ahhhhhh!!! How wonderful to look back on better times!!!
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