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What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 10:48:52 AM   
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On another thread, where the submissive recoils from certain names or references, it was suggested the Dom use OTHER names for the same thing. 

The gentleman who posted this starting list has graciously  given me permission to use his list to start this one.   So what other names do YOU have/like for body parts or activities:

blowjob  -- fellatio -- bobbing for testes
cunt -- vagina -- cooter -- little man in a boat 
cock -- penis -- weenie --  Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Worm 
asshole -- rectum -- browneye
tits --  breasts -- juggs -- chi-chis -- ta-tas
cum -- sperm -- man seed -- 

Edited because:  I forgot to run spell check before I sent it to post because I was laughing so hard

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 10:53:24 AM   
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I can't stand about 98% of the euphemisms people have, specially if it's for their cock.

But obviously- that's the main one I use, cock.

Oral sex: blow job, or "go down on"
Vagina: cunt, pussy, vagina
Penis:  cock
Anus:  Hole, butthole, bum
Breasts: breasts (I truly can't stand any other word for breasts)
Sperm: Cum, semen

I really just don't get or like much variation on these or cutesy names or euphemisms.  I can't help but feel transported back to 7th grade when no one was mature enough to just say what they meant.

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 10:55:43 AM   
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when this slave refers to her own body parts, it is always with HIS before
 
his cunt
his ass
his nipples
his tits
 
HIS PROPERTY

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 10:58:09 AM   
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There's always 'the boys', for the other portion of the cock.  They could also have human names of their own.  (I wouldn't do such a thing.  I've just heard.)

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:01:21 AM   
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I'd love to hear what other terms people have for vagina than the general cunt and pussy. I really don't like the sound of either of those.


As for my man part...we often call it "little (insert your first name here)"

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:01:54 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross


I really just don't get or like much variation on these or cutesy names or euphemisms.  I can't help but feel transported back to 7th grade when no one was mature enough to just say what they meant.


yeah! i've always wondered how come we don't have a bunch of psuedo-names for the elbow, liver, spleen, knuckles ad infinitum?  All rather childish, i think.


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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:02:14 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mstrjx

There's always 'the boys', for the other portion of the cock.  They could also have human names of their own.  (I wouldn't do such a thing.  I've just heard.)

Jeff


The "Ball Brothers" for those :)
 
However, Slave seems to refer to those as "Would you loosen up the grip there Mistresse???"

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:05:42 AM   
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Hhmmmmm... use 'other' names?  I recoil too from some of the more base ones (base, not basic, LOL); I've just never been comfortable saying cunt or slut or names like that.  But, what I've found is that Doms REALLY enjoy making me say them!  They'd never dream of using 'cutsie' names...they like the more 'common' ones!   <grinz>
 
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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:08:57 AM   
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As is well known and can be verfied through archives, my Daddy calls his Mr Tiny. It is not a fitting name, but that is another story.

I have no names for my parts, maybe he will name them for me?

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:09:27 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Bearlee


Hhmmmmm... use 'other' names?  I recoil too from some of the more base ones (base, not basic, LOL); I've just never been comfortable saying cunt or slut or names like that.  But, what I've found is that Doms REALLY enjoy making me say them!  They'd never dream of using 'cutsie' names...they like the more 'common' ones!   <grinz>
 
bearlee


My problem is that I don't often like "cutsie" ones or the common ones that would often be found in porn. But at the same time, just calling them their standard name seems to not fit well in the middle of a sexual encounter.

I think I'll just point and wink to describe the body part. "You know...how about you grab on to my...*wink wink* *cough*...ya...."

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:11:03 AM   
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i hate the word "cock"  but it seems to be the male pref..
i use dik for general discussion
affectionate term for a dik i am up close and personal with..  "the Bishop".

for the other, i only use the word cunt for shock value. it cracks me up.
i'll use pussy for general discussion, but it sounds sleazy to me.
i prefer girlie bits or when being playful..  "MySpace"

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:14:20 AM   
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I refer to my vagina as my Coo.   

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:14:39 AM   
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Just for fun....

Blow Job, "Suck it!"
Cunt, Vag, Twat
Cock, Weiner, Pee-Pee
Asshole, butthole, "Wrong one!"
Tits, Bresticles, Hooters
Cum, Spooge, Baby Batter

So...yeah.

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:15:46 AM   
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I call mine the magnificent and glorious defiler of womanhood.



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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:27:56 AM   
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I'm not one for the cutesy names either. 
 
A cock is a cock unless I'm not interested in it, then it's a dick. 
 
I really don't like the word boob it just sounds so damn silly, and I almost died laughing when my 5 year old told me that she needed a bra so her boobs would grow. 
 
Vagina is just not a sexy word though, really it's not.  So there's my favorite word in the entire english language... 
 
CUNT!!!!

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:28:48 AM   
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Penis = peckerwood, woodie, thing
Ass= cornhole
tits= puppys
pussy= moonpie

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:32:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I call mine the magnificent and glorious defiler of womanhood.





LOL...love that one!

I sometimes refer to my breasts as " the twins" or "the girls".

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:32:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: yourMissTress

So there's my favorite word in the entire english language... 
 
CUNT!!!!


Far be it from me to hijack an otherwise serious thread, but I don't know that I'll get the opportunity again.

I always thought the word 'syphillis' was a very pretty word.  Just sort of flows out of one's mouth.  (Oooo, bad play on words.)

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:39:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mstrjx

Far be it from me to hijack an otherwise serious thread, but I don't know that I'll get the opportunity again.

I always thought the word 'syphilis' was a very pretty word.  Just sort of flows out of one's mouth.  (Oooo, bad play on words.)


This thread can be as serious or an funny as we wish.  Lots of information can come from unlikely comments.
 
Now another for pussy is "Poon-Tang"
 
I first added "My Dog Skip" for penis.. but then we have Robin William's name of "Mr Happy".. my all time favorite :)

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:40:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

blowjob  - when and IF I have to reference it at all......cringing.........it would be blowjob or BJ
cunt -  my bidness, her royal coochiness, then there is the standbye...vagina
cock -- pecker, penis, mr winkie
asshole -- I mostly stick to asshole on this one, I do remember calling it a butthole as a kid
tits --  tatas, front bumper, laboobalas
cum -- YECK!!



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