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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:40:47 AM

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ORIGINAL: CuriouslyKat

I refer to my vagina as my Coo.

Kat..

awww.. now that's nice.. :)

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:45:29 AM

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*fast reply*
Punani is a good one!! lol...There was a girl at my high school named that....giggled every time someone called her name.

Edited to add: Thanks Lotus Song, The best part is making it sound innocent and dirty at the same time. "Cooo..."

Kat..

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:48:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: TheShadows

Just for fun....

Blow Job, "Suck it!"
Cunt, Vag, Twat
Cock, Weiner, Pee-Pee
Asshole, butthole, "Wrong one!"
Tits, Bresticles, Hooters
Cum, Spooge, Baby Batter

ROFLMAO

...poor baby, somebody has that all wrong!!! <grinz>

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:48:26 AM

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boobs - chesticles, doorknockers, chipmunks, boobalies
everything else is just known as "that". its kinda awkward to call it anything else for me...

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:53:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

On another thread, where the submissive recoils from certain names or references, it was suggested the Dom use OTHER names for the same thing.

The gentleman who posted this starting list has graciously given me permission to use his list to start this one. So what other names do YOU have/like for body parts or activities:

blowjob -- fellatio -- bobbing for testes
cunt -- vagina -- cooter -- little man in a boat
cock -- penis -- weenie -- Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Worm
asshole -- rectum -- browneye
tits -- breasts -- juggs -- chi-chis -- ta-tas
cum -- sperm -- man seed --

Edited because: I forgot to run spell check before I sent it to post because I was laughing so hard

Blowjob= Bobbing for apples, "Speak into Mr. Michrophone"
Cunt = Snapper, Cooze
Cock = Jimmy & the twins, mine = "Thumper", Chowder Monster
Asshole = Browneyed starfish
Tits - Boobs, Jugs
Cum = Clam Chowder,

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 11:58:35 AM

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cunt = kitty cat, pussy, vagina, that-thing-down-there!
cock = dick, weenie
Tits = boobs

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 1:14:29 PM

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Der GrooB and mishtegas shirtzenjager!!!!

Warnung gefahr durch kranen!!!!!

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 1:37:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Der GrooB and mishtegas shirtzenjager!!!!

Warnung gefahr durch kranen!!!!!

Ron

Gonna make me break out my babblefish again..aren't cha? :)

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 1:38:06 PM

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pussy- cookiebox, seriously thats what my Mother called it when I was very small. And boys had a peeshooter

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 1:44:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Der GrooB and mishtegas shirtzenjager!!!!

Warnung gefahr durch kranen!!!!!

Ron

Gonna make me break out my babblefish again..aren't cha? :)

Mine said it is untranslatable.......go figure

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 1:58:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Der GrooB and mishtegas shirtzenjager!!!!

Warnung gefahr durch kranen!!!!!

Ron

Gonna make me break out my babblefish again..aren't cha? :)

Mine said it is untranslatable.......go figure

It is untranslatable. My nativ language is german, and even I can not identify all he wrote.

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 2:05:48 PM

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I heard a new one for pussy recently... Mailbox.

And and old one for cock... Tube steak smothered in underwear.

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 2:37:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: calamitysandra

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Der GrooB and mishtegas shirtzenjager!!!!

Warnung gefahr durch kranen!!!!!

Ron

Gonna make me break out my babblefish again..aren't cha? :)

Mine said it is untranslatable.......go figure

It is untranslatable. My native language is German, and even I can not identify all he wrote.

So I found out :) Perhaps Otter is having a religious experience and is speaking in "tongues".

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 2:38:59 PM

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Ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaa, That explains it perfectly!!

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 3:23:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong
However, Slave seems to refer to those as "Would you loosen up the grip there Mistresse???"

Thanks for the laugh, I loved this.

I like Cock for Penis; and like MissTress, it's only a dick if I'm annoyed/disinterested.
Pussy for my Vagina or his Anus.
Anus= Ass/Anal.
Breasts=Breasts/boobs    M

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 3:35:33 PM

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"The twins" Works for breasts and balls!
"Saluting the cap'n" Male masturbation

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/14/2006 3:57:17 PM

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I am ambivascriptic, barely phonetic...ich arbieten bie de arme in Grafenwohr.

The great and mighty apron hunter.

Warning danger from moving crane.

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/15/2006 1:02:52 PM

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At least you try, and I have seen worse attempts.

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/15/2006 1:26:38 PM

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Didn't we just do this thread? Anyway, from the mid-1970s to the mid-1990s there was a sometimes brilliant, always obscene journal published in (of all places) Milwaukee, Wisconsin called Maledicta. This journal had the greatest collection of articles about dirty language you have ever seen, and a running theme was "names for things".*

My copies of the rag are long gone, stolen, given away, or in some forgotten trunk) but there was a great article named "What is this thing called, love?" (get it?) about pet names for penises. There were about 400 given, among which were:

"The South" (because the South will rise again)
tallywacker
"da bomb", "da bully", "da big boy"
precious (obviously a fan of Gollum)
Jesus (because He will rise again!)
The Second Coming (ditto)
The wife's best friend (and variations). To masturbate is to "make the wife's best friend happy" and to pee is of course to "shake hands with the wife's best friend"
The Postman (guess who always rings twice)
The Sperminator

and in my bid for cute:

Fluffy.

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RE: What do you call yours? - 9/15/2006 2:26:51 PM

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Cock~ (mine) "Crackers" cause I won't kick a woman out of bed for havin Crackers...
Cunt~ slice of heaven, cunt, pussy, and my favorite "Dessert"
Asshole~ Anus, butt, bum, ass, Anally Accessible
Orgasm~ Death spasm, cum, Load, Spurts, protein shake
Breasts~ breasts, tits, hooters, honkers, more than a mouthful, MINE.

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