juliaoceania
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Joined: 4/19/2006 From: Somewhere Over the Rainbow Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: WyrdRich I think the best way to solve the problems in the world is for America to convert to Fundamentalist Islam. All the women can wear a hefty bag dresses and I'll get on my knees to somebody else's idea of God 5 times a day. We'll torture and murder anyone who disagrees. I think we should all elect Pat Robertson as president and all public universities should not be funded unless they adhere to Bob Jones model of upright young adulthood, meaning all girls should wear skirts below the knee and three quarter length sleeves, collars should be neck high. Youg men should wear regulation "republican" hair (which means premature baldies must get a toup), be clean shaven and wear trousers with button up shirt and tie... jacket will be optional on days over 85 degrees Also, even married students must wear long underwear (if male) or flannel granny nightgown (if female) to bed, and must wear the same thing even when they mate for reproductive reasons... night apparel will have the crotch cut out for insemination purposes, and mating must occur missionary position with lights out
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