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Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 2:11:19 PM   
CreoleCook


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Status: offline 		Okay folks, I see the quotes, and tag lines for signatures... here's a perfect location for your favorite sayings...


Freudian Slip:  To say one thing, but mean your mother.

"Sometime you should smell what you are shovelling."



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"If I owned Texas, and Hell, I would rent out Texas, and live in Hell." ~Gen. John Sheridan, 1855

"I was thinking of the immortal words of socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'" ~Chris Knight, Real Genius
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RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 2:40:34 PM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		"Sometimes all the shit just doesn't flush".

(One I just  created for my sig line) "I'm not always right.. I just usually am".

Edited to add:

"I think you must of sold your ass to the Devil or something crawled up inside of you and died!"

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/15/2006 2:43:50 PM >

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RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 3:35:46 PM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		"Are you having evil lessons with the devil? What's he paying you"

"It's pain. Thank me for it"

"Any more strings to my bow, and I'm going into battle with a harp."

----all from me, with a little help from Emo for the first

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RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 3:40:15 PM   
APiratesMistress


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Status: offline 		"What a sexy little tree"

"We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart throws a sword at you!"

"Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb."

"Is your head up your ass for the warmth?"

"Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe halted"

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RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 3:48:45 PM   
LTRsubNW


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Status: offline 		"You can lead a horse to water, but you're dumber than your mother said you were if you think you can get him to mow your lawn".

AND....

"If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd sell condos in Hell and make a fortune because Texas is way the fuck hotter, and Hell has a better view".

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RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 3:55:24 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		"Those men couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

      --Attributed to Major General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, shot in battle, 1864

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 4:07:36 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		oh...and two more:

  • "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."—Decca Recording Co. on rejecting a new band seeking a recording contract, the Beatles.  
  •  A guitar’s all right, John, but you’ll never earn your living by it."— John Lennon's Aunt Mimi, according to Lennon

    E.

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    "When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
    "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
    "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
    Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
    "It's the same thing," he said.

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 4:17:21 PM   
    Saratov


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    Status: offline     		A Redhead is a Blonde with attitude, and their bottom should match their hair.
    If at first you don't succeed, kill any witnesses and go do something else.
    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving maynot be your sport.

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 4:22:33 PM   
    mugwump


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    Status: offline     		it's my mom's favourite saying as it happens... she read it in a long forgotten book many moons ago.

    "Shut up!" she explained.

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 4:25:08 PM   
    DiurnalVampire


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    From: Nashville, TN
    Status: offline     		From my manager, in reference to the age diffrence between me and my boy:
    If you cant find a good man, raise one yourself.

    We may be different, like apples and oranges, but inside, we are all fruit

    God, give me the patience to deal with my man, becasue if you gave me the strength to do so I might kill him.

    Marriage is like being on a lifeboat. Dont crowd one another, and no matter what keep all thoughts of disaster to yourself. (thanks Grandpa)

    DV



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    VampiresLair

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 4:28:22 PM   
    sweetnurseBBW


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    From: North Carolina
    Status: offline     		My new favorite is "that's as stupid as running through hell with gasoline shorts on"

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 5:03:50 PM   
    LotusSong


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    Status: offline     		"He's got his head up his ass. It makes him feel warm and safe and it smells like home".


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    I'm not your type.
    I'm not inflatable.


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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 5:40:48 PM   
    WatchOver


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    Status: offline     		Last words of my cousin...

    "Hey!  Watch when I do this!"

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 5:58:05 PM   
    Saratov


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    Status: offline     		That's one way to tell when a redneck is gonna do something dumb.
    Another is: Here, hold my beer a minute!

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 6:58:19 PM   
    LotusSong


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    Status: offline     		"I dont know if I'm a bottom or just lazy". - Margaret Cho

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    I'm not your type.
    I'm not inflatable.


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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/15/2006 10:35:05 PM   
    Marc2b


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    Status: offline     		"Wish I had time for one more bowl of chilli."

    -- alleged dying words of Kit Carson.

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/16/2006 6:42:02 AM   
    Majik


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    Status: offline     		'If you can't say something nice about someone call your grandma.' ~Mom

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/16/2006 10:38:34 AM   
    EnglishDomNW


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    Status: offline     		Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
     

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    "I am woman hear me roar!"

    (Yes and I am Man, keep the noise down, bitch.)
    .

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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/16/2006 10:50:19 AM   
    MasterRenegade77


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    I see they didn't put enough clorine in your gene pool!!!


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    RE: Favorite Sayings... - 9/16/2006 11:10:51 AM   
    rubberpet


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    From: The Land of Voodoo
    Status: offline     		Some of my faves are:

    "If you fall out that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me!"  ~  Grandma
     
    "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?!"
     
    "Nice perfume...must you marinate in it?"
     
    "I get it...that was like humor, but different."
     
    "Whatever look you were going for, you missed."
     
    "I'd love to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."
     
    "I love your outfit...my Redneck Barbie has one just like it."
     
    "You're not trailer park trash, but to me you'll always be double-wide garbage."
     
    "Do the world a favor...practice safe sex and go fuck yourself."
     
    "Love sucks, but true love swallows."

     
    Now a couple of serious ones:

    "When arguing with a fool, ensure they are not doing the same."
     
    "A man is at his strongest when he knows his weaknesses."

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