CreoleCook
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Joined: 10/9/2005 Status: offline
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confucia say, "crowded elevator smell different to midget.." when asked how I am today... "Finer than a frog hair split fifteen ways, sanded, and buffed to a bright sheen!" when offered a beer... "Thank you but no... someone has to drive your drunk ass home tonight." "As my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandpa used to always say about this time.............Bye!"
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"If I owned Texas, and Hell, I would rent out Texas, and live in Hell." ~Gen. John Sheridan, 1855 "I was thinking of the immortal words of socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'" ~Chris Knight, Real Genius
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