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RE: Ok, what gives here?????? - 9/16/2006 1:14:21 AM

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As I said somewhere else watching many women throw a ball is hilarious and seeing them run with their arms folded across their chests is also quite funny. So everything is not well is it.
Mind you seeing Olympic level female sprinters crouched on the starting blocks, especially a rear close up view is something else. And as for those thighs.!

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RE: Ok, what gives here?????? - 9/16/2006 1:25:26 AM

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we cant fart or burp
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Well actually you can you just dont want to.

To be honest girls....we actually want you to, we think its cool.

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RE: Ok, what gives here?????? - 9/16/2006 5:25:02 AM

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Oh it's just that little superiority thing we have going on.. Don't worry about it.

Okay, that's fine...I just want the damn rules explained to me, that's all.

Rule number one, from a very old joke;

With one of these (girl pointing at her crotch) I can get all of those (girl pointing at boys crotch) I want!

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And dont forget....We have cleavage. A very valuable tool.

So very true, even here in Small-town USA, when we were going on vacation i asked our local Officer Friendly (we call him this because every time he sees the car he follows me where ever i am going to say hi, has offered to buy me lunch, take me riding, he knows i live with Scooter and Jewel but i do not think he has figured it out) to watch the house and he did. One of his Jr officers saw me in the store and asked" miss that curb the other day"(i was driving the big truck) and i told him "no, i ran over like i always do" and only got a grin as a response.

I took some mirrors to be cut to fit a shelf to the local hardware store and when i went to pick them up as soon as i got the guy who owns the store to look at my face i asked how much, lol, he crumbled the bill up and said no charge and if you need any more done just ask for me.

Cleavage does strange things to a man.......

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RE: Ok, what gives here?????? - 9/16/2006 5:33:45 AM

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To be honest girls....we actually want you to, we think its cool.

He speaks only for himself, ladies. Too much of the aforementioned and you can sleep in a different room.

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RE: Ok, what gives here?????? - 9/16/2006 5:37:06 AM

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How come the whole system is tilted?

Women are better looking, they have at least a 30 to 1 advantage in how many times as well as ways they can orgasm, they smell better, they always get to ride for free, (I could go on you know)...it ain't fair...

What up wit dat?

On the other hand, we cant throw on a shirt and any pair of pants and walk outta the house, we bleed have cramps bloat and get pimples on a monthly basis, we pass live watermelons from our loins, we have to shave ~ many places ~ often, we pluck, we cook clean and bring home the bacon, we live in the nail salon ~ hair salon, we cant fart or burp, we have to deal with the clothing manufaturers who cant decide how to size anything or what any particular size is, our panties only last a short period of time compared to mens who last what seems like forever, we get to wear shoes that are a different shape to our feet while we try to balance on skinny heels of unbearable heights, ...............other than that, life is great
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I can just throw on a pair of pants and a shirt and walk out the door, menopause is great when it comes to bloating and such... no such animal, I've never been to a nail salon in my life and the only problem I have with my nails is having to keep them trimmed when they get too long to type, I love my high spiked heels, my feet seem to have been made for them. As for shaving... well, I'm not allowed too... seems I miss to many spots... so twicehappy does that for me. And the burping and farting? Well, not an issue for me... better to let it out and bare the shame then keep in it and bare the pain. Guess I've been hanging around those f*cking bikers too long huh?

As for "What up wit dat?".... Simple answer... Men can only think with one head at a time and when faced with exquisite cleavage, legs that go allllll the up and bedroom eyes.... guess which one they think with?

Jewel

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RE: Ok, what gives here?????? - 9/17/2006 11:48:08 PM

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Have you ever listen to a band called "Spiders" ?

They have it right in one of there songs. "The female of the species is more deadlier than the male. Shock shock Horror horror, it's something to do with there super natural force. The female of the species is more deadlier than the male."

That's not an original quote - it's from a Rudyard Kipling poem (early 1900's) "The Female of the Species" - if you want to read the full verse, try here:
http://www.potw.org/archive/potw96.html

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