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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 8:01:34 PM

sapphirepleasure

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I got an initial email from a 'dom' who addressed me as slave/cunt. I answered indignantly and never heard back from him again.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 8:04:38 PM

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I've got a chocolate chip granola bar. Will that do?

I call it Mr. Tiny, but if chocolate chip granola bar turns her/him into a quivering ball of submissiveness, I guess it is a lovely name for it.

As usual, this is just me and I could be wrong.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 8:11:33 PM

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I R TEH DOMINATE MISTRESS. U WILL SUBMITE 2 ME. EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISIVE. I AM REEL DOMME, U BE REEL 2. U WILL BE KEPT NEKKID & CHANED 2 MY DUNJUN FLOOR 24 HRS A DAY 7 DAYS A WK. U WILL BE COLLARID & BRANDID. ON TEH FORE HEAD. B4 WE MEET. ALSO U WILL SEND ME ALL UR MONEYS B4 WE MEET. B CAUSE REEL SLAVS R NOT ALLOWID 2 OWN NE THING. SO IF U WANT 2 B REEL SLAV U MUST SUBMITE 2 ME. RITE NOW. DO IT U WORTHLES PIG!

EVRY TIME U TALK 2 ME U MUST BE ON UR NEES. WITH A BIG CUCUMBER UP UR BUTT HOLE. BE CAUSE CUCUMBURS R TEH TRADISHIONAL SYMBUL OF FEMALE SUPREMASY DOMINASHION. FOR LUBE U MUST USE WASABI RANCH DRESSING. WITH CROUTONS. THIS IS TEH TRADISHION OF MY ANSIENT SEEKRIT VICTORIAN HOUSE OF SLAVERY WHICH IS 4 REEL. UR MISTRESS WANTS U 2 DO THIS RITE NOW. ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

The sad thing is that I'll probably get serious replies to this.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 8:12:01 PM

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Better for me! I send out polite, respectful messages.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 9:19:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: WhyteRavenne

I would hate to have anyone feel left out... so I have sent you a message... You're welcome Velvetears

LMAO - Thank you WhyteRavenne *kneels and kisses each of your toes in gratitude* i feel so twue and woved now *hugs herself*

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 10:14:35 PM

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Life is a cheeseburger.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 10:34:44 PM

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Complete aside to this conversation (which has me nodding, laughing, and saying "amen", in turn)... I have to laugh at the little "vanilla" thingie that pops up next to my name and pic. No one has mistaken me for vanilla for a LONG time. Just havent had occassion to post to collarme before now.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 10:42:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: LeeMN

Complete aside to this conversation (which has me nodding, laughing, and saying "amen", in turn)... I have to laugh at the little "vanilla" thingie that pops up next to my name and pic. No one has mistaken me for vanilla for a LONG time. Just havent had occassion to post to collarme before now.

Regards,
Lee

You will remain "vanilla" until you have posted enough to engender a vicious flame response or 2, at which point you will be anointed whatever the next level of posting is.

Although sometimes the moderators monkey with things and give people a nickname which overrides the rating system.

Just me, the kilted sensei-tion, and I could be wrong.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 11:12:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: WhyteRavenne

I am putting this here because I feel it is neccessary to get it off my (expansive and very beautiful) chest.

Perhaps we need an expansive and very beautiful chest thread? Expansive and very beautiful chests need our support!

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 11:16:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Such an evil ubergoober!

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 11:31:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

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ORIGINAL: WhyteRavenne
I am putting this here because I feel it is neccessary to get it off my (expansive and very beautiful) chest.

Perhaps we need an expansive and very beautiful chest thread? Expansive and very beautiful chests need our support!

Yes I agree we need support from very good expensive bras, but willing boys will do as well.

M

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/19/2006 11:35:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

U WILL BE COLLARID & BRANDID. ON TEH FORE HEAD.

ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. <-- OMg, i have seen this guy!

i can't decide which is turning me on more... line one or line two.. or it could be the spelling of DUNJUN. i think i love You. lol

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/20/2006 12:35:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

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ORIGINAL: WhyteRavenne
I am putting this here because I feel it is neccessary to get it off my (expansive and very beautiful) chest.

Perhaps we need an expansive and very beautiful chest thread? Expansive and very beautiful chests need our support!
Yes I agree we need support from very good expensive bras, but willing boys will do as well. M

Why leave yourself only those "two" options when there's more than "two" ways to secure loose cannons?

It seems that expansive and very beautiful chests are much like mythical unicorns... often spoke of, but seldom if ever seen.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/20/2006 12:58:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: mstrjx

Personally, I feel that flaunting one's superiority, like having sex, should wait until the THIRD email.

However, it must be said that 'someone' must respond to these emails from time to time, or else the senders would get the hint....

Jeff

Jeff, I admire your faith in the ability of such individuals to learn. I admire it, but do not share it.

E-mails like the one described go right next to the one I got from a "sub" who expected to get a "full body pic" in response to his first e-mail and the one from the Dom who said he "didn't pay attention to labels" when I asked why a dominant man was e-mailing a dominant woman looking for a sub.

But I do find them highly entertaining!

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/20/2006 1:02:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer
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FOR LUBE U MUST USE WASABI RANCH DRESSING. WITH CROUTONS.

Croutons. I always forget the croutons.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/20/2006 2:33:16 AM

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Inappropriate or unwanted emails are the potholes of the information superhighway. We can do our best to steer around them but every once in a while we're going to run over some and some are going to be the teeth-jarring kind. Whadda gonna do? Even if they get filled in, there's just gonna be more later.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/20/2006 2:49:11 AM

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dear saphire
i can tell by your plug "not your ordinary slave"; statement that you dont even have the same verbal- community ,so....
, maybe, it's no loss;
i would have ,maybe, done the very same thing, as you,
but, i do have this secret-desire ,to get the rite one, to talk dirty, and, it aint happened, yet,
THAT'S all ,in the 'delivery' anyway.

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ORIGINAL: sapphirepleasure

I got an initial email from a 'dom' who addressed me as slave/cunt. I answered indignantly and never heard back from him again.

< Message edited by jamesthehumanrug -- 9/20/2006 2:50:06 AM >

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/20/2006 6:47:58 AM

WhipTheHip

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ORIGINAL: WhyteRavenne
I am putting this here because I feel it is neccessary to get it off my (expansive and very beautiful) chest. I am sure I am not alone with this, but, I will say it, again. I know we are all a part of the bdsm, D/s, Kink community, in one way or another. We all have our fetishes and needs that MUST be fulfilled. However, when going into a email that introduces yourself, how proper is it for you to demand I bow to my knees and submit to you? Why is there a problem with a nice introduction saying, "hello, I'm a Dominant, you interest me... this is why." I am not saying that it's only Dominants who do this, either. I've had many quivering emails from submissives that cower to my word. I send out random emails everywhere, all of which are sincere and unique. I'm not interested in meeting every person I write to, however, if they have a beautiful picture, witty or interested profile, anything that caught my eye, I like to share with them that I noticed, and to thank them for the opportunity to see the gift they are offering. I'm sure I'm not alone in this, and I KNOW I'm not the only one who thinks it's right, however, as with everything in life, variety provides spice, and I would like to know what others think. You are all beautiful, thank you.

I've never done such thing, because that is not my style, but I may make other faux pas. Some guys think this is the way they have to introduce themselves. Likewise, some guys send naked pictures of themselves. Some guys think, they would like it if women sent them naked pictures, so they think that is what women like. Or maybe they are looking for women who are physically attracted to their body. Give others a break. If some guy writes you to get on your knees, write them back, "I'd greatly appreciate it if you would introduce yourself. If I like what I hear, I may get on my knees for you." Why is this so hard? Why can't we be more patient, more tolerant, less judgmental with other people's shortcommings? It's not as if any of us have a shortage of our own shortcomings.

It is amusing to me how many people notice the toothpick in other people's eyes, while missing the mote in their own. Or how many pots call kettles black. Or are the first cast a stone at sinners while living in a glass house.

We all were not born with perfect social skills, and perfect knowledge how to attract members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, if your gay).

I am not writng this because I have ever done this myself. But like I said, I surely have my own set of shortcommings which need the understanding of others.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/20/2006 7:34:28 AM

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When I was searching emails like that i just deleted and moved on. Mostly stuff like that is sent by wannabes. Good luck to you and welcome.

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RE: Dominate me, submit to me introduction EMAILS?! - 9/20/2006 8:25:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Such an evil ubergoober!

http://www.eviloverlord.com is of course my ultimate Dominant manifesto. Full of incredibly useful advice for evil ubergoobers like Me.

Actually I like that title and shall be formally adopting it. Anyone not addressing me as Master (or Darth) Evil Ubergoober in the future shall be flogged mercilessly. Mwahahaha.

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