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CreoleCook -> Famous Last Words... (9/19/2006 5:14:14 PM)
Okay folks, I know you've probably heard a few "famous last words" in your time... its time to share them with everyone else... FLW: "You know I'm drunk... if you continue to tap on my shoulder, I'll turn around and piss on you." (and thus, he turned around, and pissed on the cop tapping him on the shoulder. Arrested for public intoxication, disorderly conduct, disrespect to a police officer, resisting arrest... he might get out in a few months...) CC

Saratov -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/19/2006 8:18:57 PM)
What, you think we can't run off a bunch of indians? We have guns, all they have is arrows. Gen. George A. Custer(first man in history to wear an arrow shirt)

CreoleCook -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/20/2006 5:48:02 PM)
"I drank what?" ~~Socrates

ohbiguy32 -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/20/2006 9:19:41 PM)
"Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!!!"

MistressTexas -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/22/2006 12:25:04 AM)
"hey what does this big red button do?"

michellewarner -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/23/2006 1:49:53 AM)
"What could possibly go wrong?"

MistressTexas -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/23/2006 2:35:28 AM)
"naaah, that was just the cat"

philosophy -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/23/2006 3:44:30 AM)
"they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

philosophy -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/23/2006 3:46:46 AM)
attributed to Oscar Wilde..... "either that wallpaper goes or I do"

Marc2b -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/23/2006 6:17:17 PM)
"Wish I had time for one more bowl of chilli." -- Aleeged dying words of Kit Carson.

Marc2b -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/23/2006 6:20:00 PM)
"Okay everybody, gather 'round. I want to tell you about a great real estate deal I just made with the white man. But first I want to show you these neat beads." -- last words of the Chief of the Manhattan Tribe. Okay, I stole that from a Gary Larson cartoon.

MistressTexas -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/23/2006 7:37:31 PM)
"but walking through this dark deserted cemetary will save me at least 15 minutes"

Marc2b -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/23/2006 8:29:41 PM)
quote: -- Aleeged dying words of Kit Carson. Of course, I meant ALLEGED. ARRRRRRGH![:@] I really hate it when you spot something like that and the damn edit button is gone!

Saratov -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/24/2006 8:02:31 AM)
Yeah!! Me too. [8\|]

karmageddon30819 -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/25/2006 10:42:39 PM)
"let's take a closer look"

RubberWitch -> RE: Famous Last Words... (9/26/2006 12:13:36 AM)
Really? it tastes fine to me ]v[

shadowrose13 -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 2:47:55 PM)
"beware of dog? aww but he's so cutie...." ~rose

Saratov -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 4:26:34 PM)
aawwww... look at the cute little bear cubs, I wonder if they are hungry...

adommeforu -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 4:37:08 PM)
"Wait 'till I have finished my problem!" Archimedes

subfever -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 4:59:00 PM)
"Oh hell... I can take him with one hand tied behind my back..."

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