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adommeforu -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 5:22:08 PM)

"Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.  Now what?" William Saroyan




subfever -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 5:54:26 PM)

"Aww... come on honey, you won't get pregnant..."




subfever -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 5:57:35 PM)

Or how about these literal last words:

"Better Here Than Philadelphia"

(Actual epitaph on WC Field's grave stone.)




adommeforu -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 6:02:43 PM)

"What is the question?" Gertrude Stein




adommeforu -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 6:24:41 PM)

"God will pardon me. It is His trade." Heinrich Heine




outlier -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/8/2006 11:35:11 PM)

In the theater dying means your act did not work, the audience
did not like it. So this famous quote.

Sir Donald Wolfit, the last of the great English actor/managers,
was lying on his death bed, one of his young actors said to him:

"Sir Donald, after a life so filled with success and fame, dying must be hard..."

To which Sir Donald replied: "Dying is easy... Comedy is hard"

Outlier




Verdammung -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/10/2006 1:53:36 AM)

<prat>

Crikey!

</prat>




Aileen68 -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/10/2006 6:22:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Verdammung



Crikey!




Hahahaha.  That is sooo bad.




TreSwank -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/10/2006 9:58:36 AM)

Thomas Jefferson:  "Please pass the Charmin"

     My old history teacher would tell us that one, because, in some sick way, the idea of death by diarrhea amused the hell out of him.




SirLordTrainer -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/10/2006 3:17:44 PM)

'' And here comes the fun part ''




XMsViciousX -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/11/2006 4:39:22 PM)

A historic one...
"All my possessions for a moment of time" ~ Elizabeth I

and an actual family one that I researched when I was on my geneology bent...written in a journal

"Supper with Merrylee and Hempton after preaching. Sore troubled in the gut. Will eat with Sister or Jesus next"
~Great-great Uncle Ezra John Henderlite 1877...dead two days after this entry





Saratov -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/11/2006 5:29:34 PM)

Don't worry.... I know what I'm doing. [8|]




Saratov -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/11/2006 5:30:39 PM)

Relax... we'll be fine. [8|]




ohbiguy32 -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/11/2006 7:24:56 PM)

Yes,  I am positive that I turned the electricity off!




LotusSong -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/11/2006 7:27:22 PM)

What's that ticking sound....?




LotusSong -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/11/2006 7:51:20 PM)

Watch this! I saw a guy do this on TV once....




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/13/2006 9:22:47 AM)

"wonder what happens if i touch these two wires together"[8|]

"Don't unplug it, will only take a minute to fix it"




mnottertail -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/13/2006 9:26:00 AM)

Oh Oh.

and

Goddammit! This is gonna hurt...........................




TomNE -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/13/2006 9:32:09 AM)

I'm a lighting (and occasional sound) tech, I do shows, club nights and allsorts, both paid and for fun.... I've had many famous last words..

"Switch it off and on again, and it will be fine.."

"it all worked lastnight, what could go wrong"

"We sorted the fire alarm out, it won't go off" (It trips the speaker amplifiers out when it goes out, and its a 10 minute job to get it all going... not fun with a 1100 crowed)

"Is this safe to unplug?" (Before switching the sound desk off acidentally, again 1200 crowed minimum)

"I'm sure I turned the power off"...... (you can guess)




ShreveportMaster -> RE: Famous Last Words... (10/20/2006 5:35:12 AM)

Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! (splat)




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