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The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 5:56:19 PM   
LTRsubNW


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 5:59:26 PM   
gooddogbenji


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 6:04:48 PM   
mnottertail


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 6:15:37 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

The best part about being a man is that it is easy to piss outside.

Ron



(That is a good one)

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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 6:26:28 PM   
PrimitiveLogic


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Status: offline 		The best part about being a man, is being able to enter someone physically, spiritually, and mentally; completing the primitive dance that we are compelled to move within. To have been given this opportunity has been and continues to be one hell of a damn good part!

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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 6:27:52 PM   
swtsouthernsub


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 6:30:44 PM   
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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 6:31:59 PM   
mnottertail


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Ever notice that men who walk into the wrong bathroom at a public place are treated as child molesters?

Now, if a woman walks into a man's bathroom, we just wave a c'mere with our free hand and say c'mon in.......what'cha doin'?


LOLOL,
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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 7:14:42 PM   
EnglishDomNW


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 7:15:31 PM   
KatyLied


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The best part about being a man, is being able to enter someone physically, spiritually, and mentally


How many girls swooned when they read that?


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 7:18:07 PM   
Frank01


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 7:19:21 PM   
mnottertail


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 7:29:14 PM   
WyrdRich


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ORIGINAL: EnglishDomNW

We can buy a pair of shoes in 4 minutes.



     Shee-it, I can get all my Christmas shopping done in 45.

     Of course, it then takes every evening for a week to get it wrapped.

< Message edited by WyrdRich -- 9/21/2006 7:30:07 PM >

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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 7:51:28 PM   
swtsouthernsub


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 7:56:52 PM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

quote:

ORIGINAL: EnglishDomNW

We can buy a pair of shoes in 4 minutes.



    Shee-it, I can get all my Christmas shopping done in 45.

    Of course, it then takes every evening for a week to get it wrapped.


You actually wrap them yourself?

*genuflects Dominantly*

You are a better man than I. 

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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 8:00:51 PM   
Emperor1956


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Sinergy:  You actually wrap them yourself?


Sure.  Why do you think men invented paper bags?

E.



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Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 8:02:54 PM   
Emperor1956


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katylied:  How many girls swooned when they read that?


Uh...before you go all swoony, girls...read his post carefully.  I admire gender neutrality *GRIN*

And that's another great thing about being a man -- politically incorrect jokes...

...hey....PULL MY FINGER!

E.

(edited to add:  All this time I thought WyrdRich was pointing at Me..but he's NOT...he's saying PULL MY FINGER!)

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 8:06:50 PM   
PrimitiveLogic


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 8:58:27 PM   
SirKenin


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RE: The best part about being a man is... - 9/21/2006 9:24:35 PM   
ownedgirlie


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ORIGINAL: Frank01

We can fall asleep after the orgasms, and not hear the chattering.


Aww, that just means you're not giving her a big enough one to wipe her out. 

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