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Warning new Liquor Laws~~ - 9/23/2006 8:07:48 PM

knees2you

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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's
  suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
  immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
  wondering what the hell happened to your bra and
  panties.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
  you are whispering when you are not.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
  in dancing like a retard.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
  tell your friends over and over again that you love
  them.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
  think you can sing.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
  believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
  telephone them at four in the morning.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
  you can logically converse with members of the
  opposite sex without spitting.

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  ***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
  illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
  better looking than most people.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
  think people are laughing WITH you.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
  pregnancy.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
  believe you are invisible.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
  disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you
  unable to account for large chunks of time.

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  ***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
  think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in
  you getting your ass kicked.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
  roll over in the morning and see something really
  scary.

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  WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
  cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees
  and lower back.

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  WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink
  you kan tpye reel gode

Ant, & Lilbecque

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RE: Warning new Liquor Laws~~ - 9/23/2006 8:09:50 PM

cuddleheart50

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That was funny.....cause most of them I have thought while drinking..LOL

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RE: Warning new Liquor Laws~~ - 10/1/2006 9:04:25 PM

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With the exception of getting preggers, I believe that I may have experienced all of them at one memorial kegger during my college days. Which is probably why I was never invited to anymore keggers.

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RE: Warning new Liquor Laws~~ - 10/2/2006 12:13:11 AM

subbieblueeyes

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quote:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and
panties.

Uummmm, they may have ended up on the ceiling of Coyote Ugly.

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RE: Warning new Liquor Laws~~ - 10/2/2006 3:28:41 PM

MagiksSlave

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Dont drink and park, accidents cause people!!

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If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.

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