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TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 5:54:37 PM)

You're just saying that because you know it's my favorite drink, and want to bask in my awesome-ness.



missturbation -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 5:56:55 PM)

God damn dont tell me we have something in common ffs.
I am awesome myself dont ya know.
Some of us dont have to look for validity though [;)]



TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:00:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

God damn dont tell me we have something in common ffs.
I am awesome myself dont ya know.
Some of us dont have to look for validity though [;)]


I don't look for validity, sweetheart. There are three things in this life that you just can't question:

      1.  The Law of Conservation of Energy
      2.  Every straight male loves the movie "Bloodsport".
      3.  TreSwank's Awesome-ness.

There's no questioning in this thread.  I just put the facts out there.



missturbation -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:02:32 PM)

sorry but im questioning it oh wanky one



TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:06:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

sorry but im questioning it oh wanky one


    Missturbation.......you KNOW what this is going to turn into already.  Come on - am I really gonna have to say it?



missturbation -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:07:28 PM)

Yes please my little bottle blond



TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:08:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Yes please my little bottle blond


You question, because you secrectly want my body SOOOO freakin' bad. missturbation wakes up sometimes at night, her sheets drenched with sweat, after fantasizing about the Swanksta.



missturbation -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:11:50 PM)

Hmm let me consider that for a moment.
If i was a domme and i wanted something to play with - maybe.
However i'm a slave that needs a real man and u really dont fit the bill.
Nice try though - reverse pysch and all that.
You see i know you want my body lol.



TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:14:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

However i'm a slave that needs a real man and u really dont fit the bill.
Nice try though - reverse pysch and all that.



  Once you see my "Full Body Transformation" in a few months, you'll be begging, and I mean BEGGING, to just lick the droplets of sweat off of my meaty triceps. I've been pumping the iron, fo' real, and all of my friends are like, "Have you been working out?"  Oh yeah.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:16:06 PM)

I think I'm gonna puke!!!



TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:17:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I think I'm gonna puke!!!


Let me edit that for you.

     "I think I'm gonna puke, because all of this sexiness is giving me hot-flashes."



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:19:38 PM)

Wow!!!  You are the first one in a long time to make me laugh soooooooooooo hard that I actually snorted!!!!  LMAO



marieToo -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:26:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

I should have read over that fucking thing more carefully.  I TOTALLY spelled "acquaintance" wrong, and made some weird grammatical and syntax errors.  I've gotta start using SpellCheck. 


Oh like anyone around here would even notice.



juliaoceania -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:31:20 PM)

You are imbued with utter wrongness Swank, and I mean that in the best of ways



TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:35:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

You are imbued with utter wrongness Swank, and I mean that in the best of ways


Translation:  Yeah, you're the best.  Right on, brutha-man.



GddssBella -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/24/2006 6:52:17 PM)

G'evening all:


Swank, even if you are being facetious? You missed the mark. When you're ten years older, a bit wiser, a lot more mature, and bit less full of yourself, then you might understand. It's not the getting the girl that counts but keeping her, and making sure she's happy. Any pretty faced sod can be physically appealing. It's the mental, emotional and spiritual connection that leaves a lady breathless and content. So far? You're not even in the minors, let alone the majors.


Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others...


[:D]


Bella



Bluebird -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/25/2006 12:28:54 PM)

TreSwank - you would be perhaps somewhat more awesome to me if you didn't look SO eerily like you could be the illegitimate son of my high school crush.  The right smile, the right town, the right age ... give me chills and not in a good way! 



LaTigresse -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/25/2006 1:12:27 PM)

Spanky I am definately going to give you awsome points for the laughter this thread gave me. Thank you!!!



Aileen68 -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/25/2006 1:22:39 PM)

I like that she has an issue with good old Tre grabbing her tit, but no issue with every other word out of her mouth being "fuck."



missturbation -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/25/2006 1:48:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

However i'm a slave that needs a real man and u really dont fit the bill.
Nice try though - reverse pysch and all that.



I already have a Sir with meaty triceps my little wankiness.
Besides i like men not boys.

Once you see my "Full Body Transformation" in a few months, you'll be begging, and I mean BEGGING, to just lick the droplets of sweat off of my meaty triceps. I've been pumping the iron, fo' real, and all of my friends are like, "Have you been working out?"  Oh yeah.



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