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WhyteRavenne -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/25/2006 1:54:29 PM)

Grabbing a womans breast isn't always a ice breaker... or maybe I just hang out with all the wrong type of people?  My bestfriend makes innuendo, tackles my breasts and usually makes an ass out of himself... er, and me (since I laugh), on a regular basis.  Of course, he and I have kids, are nudists and are entirely comfortable with each other... and others... (You should SEE his smokin' girl/pet!).  ahem.

So... awesome human that can break the spell of inane babble and idiocy, I commend you.





WhyteRavenne -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/25/2006 1:58:13 PM)

Oh yes, you have me quivering in breathless adoration for want of you and your body...




TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/26/2006 9:51:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WhyteRavenne

Oh yes, you have me quivering in breathless adoration for want of you and your body...


At least somebody fessed up to it.




Level -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/26/2006 10:22:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Cold hard fact - ur not awesome!!
Someone had to be the one to tell ya.


I know that you've been sent by the League of Awesome People Haters, and I'm gonna do my very Girl-Scout best to reach out to you, missturbation......and pull you out of that awful quagmire of Swanksta hatred. 

Come on, girl................you know that you want to sing "Wind Beneath My Wings" to me naked.  It's written all over your face.   

            Did you ever know that you're my hero?


LOL at being sent by the "League of Awesome People Haters".....[:D]




Rumtiger -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/26/2006 12:53:40 PM)

2.  Every straight male loves the movie "Bloodsport".

That flick is GAY!

had to say it.




LaTigresse -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/26/2006 12:58:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

2.  Every straight male loves the movie "Bloodsport".

That flick is GAY!

had to say it.



I bet I could get a long list of straight men that does not love the movie "Bloodsport" but prefers something requiring some actual thinking to watch.




insilhouette -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/26/2006 5:29:56 PM)

This thread needs more cowbell.




Lashra -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/26/2006 5:36:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I like that she has an issue with good old Tre grabbing her tit, but no issue with every other word out of her mouth being "fuck."

I noticed that also. Perhaps she was trying to give him a hint that he didnt take? Maybe she wanted him to grab HER throw her up on the table, push her skirt up, rip off her spongebob thong and FUCK her good and hard!  I mean she kept saying fuck fuck fuck HINT HINT HINT Swankster! And all he gave her was a titty grope..poor woman..

~Lashra




MistressTexas -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/26/2006 7:06:49 PM)

Well in that case, its no wonder she got pissy :P




TreSwank -> RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) (9/27/2006 5:00:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


I bet I could get a long list of straight men that does not love the movie "Bloodsport" but prefers something requiring some actual thinking to watch.



Maybe..........but if women really dug cerebral men, chicks would be flocking to Mensa luncheons to get all hot and bothered, instead of Chippendale's.

Second of all, Bloodsport is SOOOOO NOT gay............but even if Frank Dux and Chong Li were really angry lovers who were having it out at the Kumite, it would still be pretty freakin' awesome.  You guys must have misread "Bloodsport" as "Backdoor Sailor Gang Bang 3." 




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