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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 5:54:37 PM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		You're just saying that because you know it's my favorite drink, and want to bask in my awesome-ness.

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 5:56:55 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		God damn dont tell me we have something in common ffs.
I am awesome myself dont ya know.
Some of us dont have to look for validity though

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:00:42 PM   
TreSwank


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ORIGINAL: missturbation

God damn dont tell me we have something in common ffs.
I am awesome myself dont ya know.
Some of us dont have to look for validity though


I don't look for validity, sweetheart. There are three things in this life that you just can't question:

      1.  The Law of Conservation of Energy
      2.  Every straight male loves the movie "Bloodsport".
      3.  TreSwank's Awesome-ness.

There's no questioning in this thread.  I just put the facts out there.

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:02:32 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		sorry but im questioning it oh wanky one

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:06:19 PM   
TreSwank


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

sorry but im questioning it oh wanky one


    Missturbation.......you KNOW what this is going to turn into already.  Come on - am I really gonna have to say it?

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:07:28 PM   
missturbation


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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:08:34 PM   
TreSwank


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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Yes please my little bottle blond


You question, because you secrectly want my body SOOOO freakin' bad. missturbation wakes up sometimes at night, her sheets drenched with sweat, after fantasizing about the Swanksta.


< Message edited by TreSwank -- 9/24/2006 6:13:05 PM >

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:11:50 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Hmm let me consider that for a moment.
If i was a domme and i wanted something to play with - maybe.
However i'm a slave that needs a real man and u really dont fit the bill.
Nice try though - reverse pysch and all that.
You see i know you want my body lol.

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:14:52 PM   
TreSwank


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ORIGINAL: missturbation

However i'm a slave that needs a real man and u really dont fit the bill.
Nice try though - reverse pysch and all that.



  Once you see my "Full Body Transformation" in a few months, you'll be begging, and I mean BEGGING, to just lick the droplets of sweat off of my meaty triceps. I've been pumping the iron, fo' real, and all of my friends are like, "Have you been working out?"  Oh yeah.

< Message edited by TreSwank -- 9/24/2006 6:15:52 PM >

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:16:06 PM   
cuddleheart50


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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:17:38 PM   
TreSwank


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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I think I'm gonna puke!!!


Let me edit that for you.

     "I think I'm gonna puke, because all of this sexiness is giving me hot-flashes."

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:19:38 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		Wow!!!  You are the first one in a long time to make me laugh soooooooooooo hard that I actually snorted!!!!  LMAO

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:26:30 PM   
marieToo


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

I should have read over that fucking thing more carefully.  I TOTALLY spelled "acquaintance" wrong, and made some weird grammatical and syntax errors.  I've gotta start using SpellCheck. 


Oh like anyone around here would even notice.

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:31:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		You are imbued with utter wrongness Swank, and I mean that in the best of ways

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:35:54 PM   
TreSwank


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

You are imbued with utter wrongness Swank, and I mean that in the best of ways


Translation:  Yeah, you're the best.  Right on, brutha-man.

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/24/2006 6:52:17 PM   
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Swank, even if you are being facetious? You missed the mark. When you're ten years older, a bit wiser, a lot more mature, and bit less full of yourself, then you might understand. It's not the getting the girl that counts but keeping her, and making sure she's happy. Any pretty faced sod can be physically appealing. It's the mental, emotional and spiritual connection that leaves a lady breathless and content. So far? You're not even in the minors, let alone the majors.


Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others...





Bella

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/25/2006 12:28:54 PM   
Bluebird


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Status: offline 		TreSwank - you would be perhaps somewhat more awesome to me if you didn't look SO eerily like you could be the illegitimate son of my high school crush.  The right smile, the right town, the right age ... give me chills and not in a good way! 

< Message edited by Bluebird -- 9/25/2006 12:30:29 PM >

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/25/2006 1:12:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Spanky I am definately going to give you awsome points for the laughter this thread gave me. Thank you!!!

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/25/2006 1:22:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		I like that she has an issue with good old Tre grabbing her tit, but no issue with every other word out of her mouth being "fuck."

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RE: Why I'm So Awesome. (The Cold, Hard, Facts) - 9/25/2006 1:48:17 PM   
missturbation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

However i'm a slave that needs a real man and u really dont fit the bill.
Nice try though - reverse pysch and all that.



I already have a Sir with meaty triceps my little wankiness.
Besides i like men not boys.

Once you see my "Full Body Transformation" in a few months, you'll be begging, and I mean BEGGING, to just lick the droplets of sweat off of my meaty triceps. I've been pumping the iron, fo' real, and all of my friends are like, "Have you been working out?"  Oh yeah.


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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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