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LotusSong -> Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 1:18:36 PM)

I dated a guy once who was so impressed by his 8" cock.. his mouth would run constantly during the "deed".. "I've got another inch..you OK?  Am I hurting you?..(bless his heart, he was just being considerate- and no.. he wasn't)" and.. "Do you know that once I took my temp during sex and it went up to 104??!"  Being he was a Gemini (the sign known for communication)..I forgave him :)
 
 
 



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 1:23:49 PM)

The worst thing in the world to say when you are realy getting into it... the wrong name.
My exhusband killed so many moods, it wasnt even funny. He called me by his exwife's name several times.
The funniest thing, though, I have ever heard during sex was (and I am giggling thinking about this) was "Oh my god, your the best I have ever had. Well, the only one Ive ever been with, but I know it wont get better than this!"

DV



LadyEllen -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 1:41:20 PM)

I'll do some perennial favourites;

"is it in yet?"

"have you finished?"

"I like a woman to have some meat on her bones" (aka "I'm not saying youre fat, but....")

"what's that!?"

"get your elbow out of my ribs!"

"have you had a wash today?"

"eurrgh! have you been eating shit sandwiches or something?"

"I love the way your boobs droop when youre on your back"

"I've never seen one of those before"

"wow, you really look like your dad this close up"

E



MCandNuri -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 1:45:41 PM)

As I said in the last one, not so much what has been said, as what has been done.
In addition to the example there- ie: Guinness and Brauts= Oh yes, oh yes, that's WONDERF- *POOT*
There was one time...we were having some problems, financially and had fallen into a rut. I decide, I will get all dolled up and just be a wiggly puppy for him. I don't often do wiggly puppy- it's not really my style, but I wanted to remind him that HE is the BOSS- as he was feeling a mite out of control.
So, we got all hot all over, my ass red as a cherry and I flash him my best 'come hither to yon wild animal' smile/stare, utter, "I just wanted to remind you of WHAT you are, to me.."
And wouldn't you know it, all the position changes, I freakin' blast a queef that rivals anything I've EVER heard.
Fun times.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 1:59:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire
The worst thing in the world to say when you are realy getting into it... the wrong name.


I agree.  I dated a man a long time ago who called Me "Terri" (his ex's name) during sex several times.  Needless to say, it would put a complete damper on My mood.  I would just call a halt to whatever was going on, lie in the bed, and glare at him.  He was very, very apologetic, but it brought whatever action was going on that night to a complete halt, and it was impossible to get Me back in the mood after that happened.
 
Lady Topaz



LotusSong -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 2:00:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MCandNuri

I freakin' blast a queef that rivals anything I've EVER heard.
Fun times.



 
That's another thing nice about being a Domme at times like that (not that we ever blast one at a delicate time..no, sometimes we just  make a noise like we did)
 
That's when it's not out of character to say "Take that and LIKE IT!"  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
 
(I think we need to do a thread on fart facts and "things to say to cover")



KeirasSecret -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 2:10:38 PM)

Hi all,
I cant think of anything said off the top of my head, but there was this time is the shower with an ex-boyfriend when we were getting into having sex and I slid right by him and landed on the floor of the tub. There was also the time when I was at the peak of orgasm so I pushed back against him for maximum penatration and to hold him in place. Only I wasnt thinking of the faucet and pushing him against it turnd it all the way on hot. Next thing I know he's say "hot...HOT", lol...poor guy. I'm thinking maybe the tub is not such a safe place for me to have sex, but then again there was the time he was sitting on the toilet cover with me on his lap and I slid off and ran into the sink cabnet with my knees. Maybe I should just keep it out of the bathroom. SMILES
k.



MCandNuri -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 2:14:15 PM)

*laughs* I don't think I have ever attempted to 'cover' it...sometimes, you just CAN'T. Fortunately, M. has got an incredible sense of humor.



RosaB -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 2:47:14 PM)

Very recently someone that told me he was going to make me forget about my toy was doing the deed, (cunnilingus) looked up asked me if I was bored, then minutes later looked up in amazement asked if I was actually watching TV.  I said no to the first, but finally had to admit yes to the second question.



MistressTexas -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 4:53:54 PM)

I once had a guy say to me "ooooh yeah baby.. yeah.. you like that? You like it when I pound you like a wolverines bitch?"

I promptly fell over laughing (we were going at it doggy style), and couldn't stop for a good 5 minutes.. for some reason he never called me again. The bad part is, he was dead sober. He actually thought he was bing sexy.



KnightofMists -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:15:19 PM)

I kinda like

"Is it game time yet?"


*puzzlled**  what are you not concern about missing the opening kick off? 



missturbation -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:26:16 PM)

"What are those for" when i offered him my box of toys.
Needless to say he didn't stop.



LotusSong -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:31:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressTexas

I once had a guy say to me "ooooh yeah baby.. yeah.. you like that? You like it when I pound you like a wolverines bitch?"



........ now....... how would he know what is was like to pound a wolverine's bitch.....? 
 
(I'm loving ALL these posts here!)



forcemarch -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:38:50 PM)

"Wrong hole!     " [:D]



MistressTexas -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:40:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressTexas

I once had a guy say to me "ooooh yeah baby.. yeah.. you like that? You like it when I pound you like a wolverines bitch?"


Thats one thing I have chosen to NOT  contemplate :P
........ now....... how would he know what is was like to pound a wolverine's bitch.....? 
 
(I'm loving ALL these posts here!)



Bearlee -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:44:47 PM)

 
There's a wrong hole?  [8|]



Lorelei115 -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:49:25 PM)

You're on my HAIR!



MySweetSubmssive -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:52:41 PM)

I was once with someone who said (at the top of his lungs) "I LOVE FUCKING YOUR WET PUSSYYYYYYYY!!!!" as if I were some kind of log ride at an amusement park.  I was so incredulous I laughed, and couldn't stop. 



LotusSong -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:53:17 PM)

Does anyone else think of a joke they just HAVE to tell thier slave right in the middle of ...



submit2one -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:56:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressTexas

I once had a guy say to me "ooooh yeah baby.. yeah.. you like that? You like it when I pound you like a wolverines bitch?"

I promptly fell over laughing (we were going at it doggy style), and couldn't stop for a good 5 minutes.. for some reason he never called me again. The bad part is, he was dead sober. He actually thought he was bing sexy.


This was so funny I actually laughed till I cried!

Thanks so much for sharing, this one was priceless!

lolololololol

...and I wasn't even going to read this due to the Throws vs Throes typo, but I'm so glad I did!

submit2one



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