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A Story About Trees - 9/24/2006 7:31:23 PM   
patina


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 A Story About Trees

a Birch and Beech tree were looking down on a sapling growing between them.

An Ash tree was off to the side.

The Birch asked if the sapling was a son of a Birch or a son of a Beech? 

No one knew.

A woodpecker fkew up and sat in the sapling so the Beech asked him to find out which one it was, son of a Birch, or son of a Beech.  The woodpecker agreeded.

He took a few bites and said "Neither a son of a Birch or son of a Beech, but is does taste like the best piece of Ash I have had my pecker in for a while." Then he flew off.

See you can have a good story with no bad words in it.



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RE: A Story About Trees - 9/24/2006 7:34:16 PM   
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OUCH! 

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