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RE: Stupid emails - 1/20/2005 10:32:17 PM

MadameDahlia

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From: SoCal aka Hell
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I've had a pretty decent time of dealing with other Dominants through this site but there was this one jack-off "dom" from Texas who thought he was God's gift... if not God himself.

He told me that I was destined to be his willing slut. He yammered on and on, long and hard about how submissives with limits are wannabe sluts.

Rather than boil over about how much of an idiot he was I oh so gently corrected his massively incorrect spelling and informed him that my life in no way, shape or form would ever include someone like him.

He replied 'thakn u madam typin techer' and I never heard from the sodding prig again.

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/21/2005 3:20:53 AM

liljoy

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i'm almost afraid to say this lol
i've never gotten any stupid emails here.
i don't get many emails at all but the few i've gotten have been good

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/21/2005 3:29:38 AM

liljoy

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i've figured it out, i think. Each of you that has posted about stupid emails has a pic on your profile.
Gives me just one more reason not to put a pic on mine

lil_joy

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/21/2005 3:59:40 AM

sublee

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i was begining to think the same thing, liljoy
this one is glad her pic isn't on her profile now.

sublee

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/21/2005 5:08:25 AM

willing2serve

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oh please oh please can I join in on the stupid email game......here is one of my latest...Now see how Domly this is.....
darling,

i have alot of charm and i would treat you like a
queen if you'd let me, or if you'd prefer, i would
treat you like a servant. i will be whatever you want
me to be. call me and tell me what you want me to do.
as sexy as you are, i would do anything and
everything for you to make you happy and sated

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/21/2005 8:46:43 AM

bellebottomWA

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Like most submissives here I have received some amusing emails from "wannabe-Doms". One of the funniest was from a "Dom/Master" (from another state) who wrote that he was choosing me to be his slave and that I would wear a maid's uniform "complete with hat and apron", that I would (of course) do his bidding and that the word "no" was not allowed in his home, etc. He asked if this arrangement would be something that I would be interested in and I sent him this email in reply: "In a word, NO" hehehe

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/21/2005 12:07:44 PM

Darthbetta

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"HI"... so ummm... now what ?"

"I are a master fruem Russia... you come to here and bring girl yes ? We have good time in my bedroom"

"Can I fuck your Biitch ?"... oh and Somnovi said I needed to ask your permission to talk with her..."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVE.... from a reall pussy of a dom who got shot down by my collared one....

"You are not a DOM, you are just a fake profiled HNG with a fake girl you made up just to spout off in the forums and be all hot-shotty"....

I replied back..... WOW.. no pic, no details in profile, and you have been here for less than 5 post in the forums......
WOW YOU MUST BE SHREK's COUSIN .... a jealous tiny penised forum TROLL.

He replies back

" Well like that is your opinion man....."

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!

fn' tards.

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/21/2005 9:57:04 PM

Mouthy

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I've deleted the text of my original over-long and over-detailed message. Just know, you who receive mondo weird mail: you're not alone!

< Message edited by Mouthy -- 1/21/2005 10:26:57 PM >

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/22/2005 3:31:58 AM

LordDelmar

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Well, can't say I've gotten any of those emails here...of course, haven't gotten any here...yet. *grins* Though on another site which will remain nameless because I'm not one to talk bad about anyone/thing that is in the past....

As a Dom, it is rare when you get the overbearing or pushy ones that don't understand, but I have had some. Had one little girl that had just turned 20 and had it in her head that I was going to be 'HER' master. After a few emails back and forth, she sent me this :

I am going to be yours and there is nothing you can do to change that. You will be my master and I will be your little sub that you can tell me what to do and take care of me.

Yep, she is submissive alright.....*sighs*

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/22/2005 4:25:56 AM

liljoy

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Is there a Shrek on this board that i don't know about, or are You talking about the moive Shrek?
The movie Shrek is all gruff and grumbly but his heart is in a good place. If he were real he'd be offended to be compaired to the one You describe. i do see Your point tho
lil_joy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Darthbetta

I replied back..... WOW.. no pic, no details in profile, and you have been here for less than 5 post in the forums......
WOW YOU MUST BE SHREK's COUSIN .... a jealous tiny penised forum TROLL.

He replies back

" Well like that is your opinion man....."

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!

fn' tards.

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/22/2005 4:38:09 AM

liljoy

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hmm if i looked up trying to Top from the bottom in the BDSM dictionary i think i'd find this :

I am going to be yours and there is nothing you can do to change that. You will be my master and I will be your little sub that you can tell me what to do and take care of me.

If it isn't there it sure as heck should be. she clearly didn't get it orrrrr scarey thought here maybe she did get it and we are lost. Maybe it's about FORCED Domination lmbo

lil_joy

quote:

ORIGINAL: LordDelmar

I am going to be yours and there is nothing you can do to change that. You will be my master and I will be your little sub that you can tell me what to do and take care of me.

Yep, she is submissive alright.....*sighs*

< Message edited by liljoy -- 1/23/2005 6:35:06 AM >

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/22/2005 6:43:31 PM

Mouthy

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It's truly a marvel, the speed with which so many people are prepared to leap to mean-spiritied conclusions, and go on from there to make displays of rudeness and petulance online.

I got two messages from someone today. The first, in its entirety: "Wow." (I took that as a compliment on my profile.)

The second: "I'm speachless (sic) but my cock is rock-hard." Now, I think of myself as relatively articulate, but I honestly couldn't think of anything to say to that beyond something along the lines of, "Oh, goodie," or "How nice for you," so I opted for not replying at all and turned my energies to dealing with the gratifying quantity of mail I've received, in response to saying in my profile that I like to give anonymous blowjobs, that gave me some hint of the character, tastes and sensibilities of the person I might be dealing with.

FOUR HOURS LATER from this same guy I got, "A simple kiss off would have been nice."

???????? Half a day after telling me NOTHING but that he's somehow been rendered speachless (sic) and hard he decides I deserve to be treated to THAT little display?

I DO have to apply some sorting criteria, or I'd be sucking cock 24 hours a day at the rate this mail comes in sometimes ... that kind of hair-trigger readiness to assume the worst and proceed directly to the pouting makes the decision EASY!

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/22/2005 7:43:38 PM

MHOO314

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First rule, I am a Mistress-- you sub do all the work, I respond to no one without a profile-- and some arrogant, write Me attitude gets NO response-- and poor spelling, PUHLEEZ

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/25/2005 3:21:05 PM

Darthbetta

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liljoy,

I was referring to Shreks' COUSIN... Squeek the troll.

Shrek is a standup guy, His cousin though... TOTAL TOOL.

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/27/2005 12:35:02 AM

ShadeDiva

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quote:

ORIGINAL: liljoy
i'm almost afraid to say this lol
i've never gotten any stupid emails here.
i don't get many emails at all but the few i've gotten have been good

QUICK!

EVERYONE EMAIL JOY A STUPID EMAIL!

On your mark ...

Get set ...

GO!

*chortle*

~ShadeDiva

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/27/2005 12:56:38 AM

MadameDahlia

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Darthbetta

liljoy,

I was referring to Shreks' COUSIN... Squeek the troll.

Shrek is a standup guy, His cousin though... TOTAL TOOL.

You made my day. Thanks for the laugh.

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/27/2005 6:28:03 AM

subcheryl

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I just received a stupid, rude email, last night from a dom in calif. all he said was something like if you can relocate I am interested, I wrote back and tried to tell him no thank you and would you please read my journal entry as it states, I already have a Master, and he wrote back and said well if that is kind of person you are I don't want to have anything to do with you, and I replied if that is type of Dom you are I wouldn't have anything to do with him but he had already blocked me, which is ok but it made me wonder what kind of person he was, and glad my Dom is the man He is, patient, kind and understanding. And I wouldn't have been interested anyway but it just pissed me off the way he came back, and it was a clear indication of what kind of man he was. And I was just shocked,(not sure if that is even right word) that with that being stated in my journal that he would have wasted his time to contact me. Oh well his problem not mine.

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/27/2005 7:37:01 AM

GreyStorm

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You people get emails that DON'T want you to enlarge your penis or breasts?

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/29/2005 8:39:29 PM

DiamondDiva

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From: North Carolina
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The emails that I receive are mostly "I am looking for a Domme would you consider me" type emails and most of the time my response is "not interested". The emails don't bother me. What does bother me however is the stupid I'Ms that I receive, like the one just a little while ago.

"I am in town on business and I noticed that you were online and in the same city that I am in. I am bored and I was hoping to find someone that is bored to. I am hoping to hook up with someone who likes to touch and doesn't mind me touching back".

What the hell is that?!! anyway, my response to him was:

I don't know anyone that likes to touch someone that they just met on the internet so I think you need to keep looking.

I really do hate Pin heads and they seem to be running rampant now that it is a little cold.

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RE: Stupid emails - 1/29/2005 11:07:05 PM

MadameDahlia

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Re: Sizes - Yup. All the time. Apparently everyone and their brother seems to think I need these handy, dandy new drugs that'll make my co... er... rooster twelve million point three times bigger. I keep trying to send them a message about going to the porn shop to purchase a bigger strap on is all I need... but they just don't listen.

Re: Pin Heads and the rampant running they do - Good grief yes. We hates them we do. Hates them all. Makes a stew out of them... Er... I think it's nap time.

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Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
--R. D. Laing

"Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

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