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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 6:44:54 AM

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Shhhhhhhhhwwwwwoooooomp!!

You hear that? it's the sound of the fun being sucked out of this thread from people who think everything they read is supposed to be taken so seriously that they've learned to click on thier mouse with the stick coming out thier asses.

Lighten up, godamn....

And could be worse, he could be talking about those fuckin SCA people.

Fuckin' A!!!!!!!!!

Let me guess, you've never been to a Ren fair and do not know which end of a sword is the part you grab either........

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 6:51:01 AM

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Let me guess, your one of those people who think Howard Stern or Tucker Max are disgusting examples of humanity without hearing or reading no more than 5 minutes of them. And who have selective reading as put in prime example of your very reply, wow look at that first little paragraph...oh I dont see shit, oh just continue on do dee dee do da...

As for how I knew about SCA in the first place...I was unbeliveably horny one day...

hey gets most of us guys in trouble anyway.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 6:52:28 AM

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Heh, what do you mean sucking out the fun? This IS fun. If it wasn't fun I'd have ignored the whole thing. Personally I'm giving Swankie the benefit of the doubt and assuming that he's writing all this in jest.

He'd be a truly sad lil unlaid man if he really had those views :-)

But like I said, I'm taking this all in fun.

This post WAS started in jest, but some bikers really do piss me off . Alot of women certainly are attracted to that rough, brutish, uber-masculine, dripping machismo......but, the kind of women that dig bikers are also the sort of girls that get bored really easily, and like to taste a little variety on the side; strictly covert-operations, of course. I lived, as a room-mate, with one of these gals for a little while........and let me tell ya: When Daddy is away, a tigress is going to do what's in her nature. A girl with a flame in her belly is much more dangerous than a guy with a wild side.

The thing that upset me the most, is that I GUARANTEE I could taken this woman home, had Mr. Sturgis been off somewhere else with his buddies. Oh well.........there's always next weekend.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 6:53:52 AM

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Nah Razor your cool.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 7:17:13 AM

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Heh, what do you mean sucking out the fun? This IS fun. If it wasn't fun I'd have ignored the whole thing. Personally I'm giving Swankie the benefit of the doubt and assuming that he's writing all this in jest.

He'd be a truly sad lil unlaid man if he really had those views :-)

But like I said, I'm taking this all in fun.

This post WAS started in jest, but some bikers really do piss me off . Alot of women certainly are attracted to that rough, brutish, uber-masculine, dripping machismo......but, the kind of women that dig bikers are also the sort of girsl that get bored really easily, and like to taste a little variety on the side; strictly covert-operations, of course. I lived, as a room-mate, with one of these gals for a little while........and let me tell ya: When Daddy is away, a tigress is going to do what's in her nature. A girl with a flame in her belly is much more dangerous than a guy with a wild nature.

The thing that upset me the most, is that I GUARANTEE I could taken this woman home, had Mr. Sturgis been off somewhere else with his buddies.

That's where your problem is. You're trying for girls who will fuck anything that moves when their "man" is away. Most likely these same "tigresses" are the type who squeal about how you were harrassing them if he had come up while she was in the middle of shoving her tongue down your throat.

That's the thing I've never understood or tolerated. Cheating.

It's one thing to be in a casual relationship and date others. It's one thing to be in a poly relationship and date others. But when you're supposed to be one on one and you cheat? You're scum.

That's one of the BIG deal breakers for me. If a girl has convinced me to be in a monogamous relationship with her and she cheats ... it's over. No waiting on the jury to deliberate. She's shitcanned.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 7:23:45 AM

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So, whats the problem here then Tre?

Is it that these assorted "people who piss you off" are seemingly finding it much easier to get laid than you are?

Here's a clue, if you want to get a girl or few; women are people too. As people, they come in all varieties, with all sorts of interests - just like guys. This comes as a revelation to many men, as in general it seems, men seem to see women as all of a kind, with any variation between them related purely to physical attributes and other aspects which affect them - like how much does she nag, how well can she cook etc - ignoring that women are fully rounded, multi-faceted people.

What these "people who piss you off" have discovered, is that by being themselves rather than conforming to what is a pretty bland stereotype of metrosexual man, (from what you said, at least), they attract women - because (a) they stand out, and are making a statement about who they are, and (b) because women have varied interests, those women who share the interests of the "people who piss you off" will naturally choose to check them out.

The lesson is, to be yourself, and if that doesnt work, then be someone else and see what happens.

And here's a hint - Wicca tends to attract confident, highly sexual and intelligent women, including a lot of women raised to be good Catholic girls, the result of which upbringing seems to bring about a rebellion against those values which can be highly "interesting" for young men such as yourself.......... I recommend you get some books out, and throw out the Armani!

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 7:39:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

So, whats the problem here then Tre?

Is it that these assorted "people who piss you off" are seemingly finding it much easier to get laid than you are?

Here's a clue, if you want to get a girl or few; women are people too. As people, they come in all varieties, with all sorts of interests - just like guys. This comes as a revelation to many men, as in general it seems, men seem to see women as all of a kind, with any variation between them related purely to physical attributes and other aspects which affect them - like how much does she nag, how well can she cook etc - ignoring that women are fully rounded, multi-faceted people.

What these "people who piss you off" have discovered, is that by being themselves rather than conforming to what is a pretty bland stereotype of metrosexual man, (from what you said, at least), they attract women - because (a) they stand out, and are making a statement about who they are, and (b) because women have varied interests, those women who share the interests of the "people who piss you off" will naturally choose to check them out.

The lesson is, to be yourself, and if that doesnt work, then be someone else and see what happens.

And here's a hint - Wicca tends to attract confident, highly sexual and intelligent women, including a lot of women raised to be good Catholic girls, the result of which upbringing seems to bring about a rebellion against those values which can be highly "interesting" for young men such as yourself.......... I recommend you get some books out, and throw out the Armani!

E

1. I get laid more than most of my friends...........but, then again, I'm not friends with Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, or Vin Diesel.

2. Most Wiccans I've met, especially women, are trite people, who, seeing their inability to fit into "regular company", attribute it to their being special or unique, as opposed to being socially inept weirdos. I can appreciate a good, embittered misanthropist, more than someone who has rationalized their rejection from society. Even HOT wiccans are that sort of second-rate, "Suicide Girls", "I like to write shitty, self-revealing poetry" kind of good-looking.

3. I LOVE women................but certain types of girls get under my skin: Women that try to tell me how they conform to their astrological sign on first dates, (i.e. "I'm SOOO like a natural Pisces because...").........women who consider "Stephen King" to be heavy reading.........women who like to talk about their ex-lovers all the time............women who can't appreciate a good dose of invective, from someone who doesn't give a shit about the negative, and possibly reciprocal consequences (as seen above)...............women who try to elicit some empathetic response for the purpose of emotional manipulation.............women who spend about 10 hours a day sending peurile text messages to their equally shitty friends.

4. Being this good is really hard sometimes.
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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 7:45:15 AM

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gosh , I love your posts kiddo (Tre)

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 7:51:14 AM

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After reading all of this about and from the bikers, I do have two questions: One, if it's true that they give the "best face"....I'm really curious HOW they get to be this way? Do they hold seminars at the biker rallies? (I'm actually serious here.....since a lot of guys are NOT so skilled in this art, HOW do ALL of the bikers get to be this way?)

And two, is it true what they say about the "red wings" as being part of an initiation?

Thanks!

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 7:53:24 AM

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And now, humour for my TUESDAY morning!!!! wooooohooooooooo!!!!

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 8:06:35 AM

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After reading all of this about and from the bikers, I do have two questions: One, if it's true that they give the "best face"....I'm really curious HOW they get to be this way? Do they hold seminars at the biker rallies? (I'm actually serious here.....since a lot of guys are NOT so skilled in this art, HOW do ALL of the bikers get to be this way?)

Practice makes perfect!!!!!!!

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And two, is it true what they say about the "red wings" as being part of an initiation?

Yes...and there are many other colors of wings.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 8:09:29 AM

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You know who else pisses me off? BIKERS. Last night, after logging off of CollarMe, I ended up going out to the bar with some friends, (Yes I DO have friends; you can't hate everything) and nearly got my ass kicked by another biker. Notice that I said ANOTHER biker - because it's a given that any biker I meet will want to kick my ass within three minutes of initial contact.

His girlfriend (unbeknownst to Yours Truly, at the time) was on the smoking patio outside of the bar, shivering in her hoody. She was cute little, black-haired, green-eyed, nose-studded chickadee, so I made some trivial comment or another to break the ice. She responded by laughing, then reaching down to zip up my fly, which I had accidently left undone after going to the bathroom. Now, her boyfriend.......a big, ugly, mean-looking, bearded, Sturgis-loving, son-of-bitch happened to walk out onto the smoking patio at exactly that that moment. Let's just say that a verbal confrontation ensued......................but I ended up just leaving with my buddies, before he got heated up enough to kick my ass - and he could have kicked it in a New York minute, too.

I don't know why women want to date ugly men like that...............especially a big ol' meanie like this guy. My friend and I were dressed to the nines last night, and I had done my hair up and all that................and this dude had the nerve to call me "some fuckin' queer, tryin' to talk to my girl." I've tried and tried to figure out just why bikers are so dumb, but I just can't. Do their parents pass on the stupid gene, or is it the fumes from their bikes?

Could anyone help me understand why bikers are so devoid of intellectual content?

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TreSwank:
When you walk around a bar with your fly open it is called trolling. When a lady zips your fly up it means she is not interested.
Malcom Forbs was a biker. Jay Leno is a biker. Sonny Barger is a biker...all three seemed to be reasonably successful at their chosen professions.
It would appear from what you say that you get your butt kicked quite often...is this something you enjoy? If so then carry on , if not then perhaps an attitude modification would be in order.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 8:14:18 AM

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You get laid then most of your friends do? Would that include your gay friend too? You should be so proud. WOW, one person!

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 8:19:13 AM

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TreSwank:
When you walk around a bar with your fly open it is called trolling. When a lady zips your fly up it means she is not interested.
Malcom Forbs was a biker. Jay Leno is a biker. Sonny Barger is a biker...all three seemed to be reasonably successful at their chosen professions.
It would appear from what you say that you get your butt kicked quite often...is this something you enjoy? If so then carry on , if not then perhaps an attitude modification would be in order.

thompson

Well......alot of men feel intimidated (not physically) by my presence when they're with their girlfriends, and they damn well should be. I WILL sleep with their partners if the opportunity arises, because I'm young and my phallic stinger is always in the ready position. With that attitude, I also have to be careful not to end up getting frequent ass-whoopin's in the process. Do I enjoy nervous boyfriends who are lookin' to pound the shit out of me? Nope, not really.........but it is always funny on hindsight.

You're incredibly perceptive to note that, a woman's reaching down to an intimate part of your body in order to correct an absentminded deficiency, as opposed to telling you that your fly is down, definitely means "lack of interest." Critical acumen like that is a rare and blazing gift.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 8:25:02 AM

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You get laid then most of your friends do? Would that include your gay friend too? You should be so proud. WOW, one person!

I can always appreciate a bit of clever taunting thrown my way, but this is the kind of guy who names his kid "Gunner", and tells the same jokes over and over again at Christmas parties. If you're gonna come at me, at least possess the scholarly chops to hold your own.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 8:29:31 AM

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Tre I'm finding this thread highly amusing....thanks for the laugh. I'm afraid from this end at least it's on you though. I know you are just full of your metrosexual self and I really hate to pop your bubble but....your particular brand of "cuteness" really isn't sexually inspiring to ALL women.

You may say that is just because I'm an old seasoned biker broad....but I can assure you that my reaction to men of your kind has been the same at 16, 17, 18, 19, 20............40, 41, 42.....well you get the idea. Beyond the initial "want to pinch your cheeks, awww isn't he cute" the only other thing I would be inspired to do is put you over my knee, spank your ass, wipe your nose and send you home to your mommy.

Combine those pretty boy looks with a "I'm God's gift to women and can have any one I want" attitude, put us both on a desert island and that pretty boy would find himself whacking his meat 'til eternity because I'd rather hump a tree.

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Alot of women certainly are attracted to that rough, brutish, uber-masculine, dripping machismo......but, the kind of women that dig bikers are also the sort of girls that get bored really easily, and like to taste a little variety on the side; strictly covert-operations, of course. I lived, as a room-mate, with one of these gals for a little while........and let me tell ya: When Daddy is away, a tigress is going to do what's in her nature. A girl with a flame in her belly is much more dangerous than a guy with a wild side.

Really? And I suppose your 22 years of wisdom has proven this to be a fact to you? Sweetie, I've been in long term relationships longer than you have been alive....with bikers....and I can sit here and say with all honesty that I have NEVER cheated. Sorry to blow that theory.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 8:33:12 AM

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Combine those pretty boy looks with a "I'm God's gift to women and can have any one I want" attitude, put us both on a desert island and that pretty boy would find himself whacking his meat 'til eternity because I'd rather hump a tree.

Really? And I suppose your 22 years of wisdom has proven this to be a fact to you? Sweetie, I've been in long term relationships longer than you have been alive....with bikers....and I can sit here and say with all honesty that I have NEVER cheated. Sorry to blow that theory.

1. A tree? Geez.........I always thought I ranked slightly higher on the attractiveness scale than a Maple or a hardy, robust perennial, but I guess that my bubble has been shattered.

2. Pointing out an isolated case doesn't disprove a theory, just like the comment regarding my former roomate doesn't prove that ALL biker loving chicks have a propensity to cheat.

3. I never tried to posit that I was "God's gift to womankind." I'm only God's gift to perceptive, intelligent women with good taste!!! (LOL) Alot of guys are good at playing the "go get em' " role in the mating game, whereas I've got the type of vibe that makes interested women approach me first (I do initiate conversation sometimes)..........thus exposing me to my target audience rather than having to go through the chaff.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 8:34:29 AM

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She responded by laughing, then reaching down to zip up my fly, which I had accidently left undone after going to the bathroom.

Perhaps she was purposely agitating her boyfriend into a jealous frenzy. I know nothing about biker etiquette. Although I've heard tales of swap meets.

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 9:21:28 AM

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I see........ so what you seek is intelligent, perceptive women with good taste, but you dont seem to have much luck?

And then, you get laid more often than your friends.... and you confess to prowling for other guys' girlfriends.........an activity in which you accept an occasional ass whuppin as an occupational hazard?

I must admit, I really dont understand why the intelligent, perceptive women with good taste, are not falling all over you LOL!

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RE: More People That Piss Me Off. - 10/10/2006 9:26:20 AM

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I see........ so what you seek is intelligent, perceptive women with good taste, but you dont seem to have much luck?

And then, you get laid more often than your friends.... and you confess to prowling for other guys' girlfriends.........an activity in which you accept an occasional ass whuppin as an occupational hazard?

I must admit, I really dont understand why the intelligent, perceptive women with good taste, are not falling all over you LOL!

E

I have good luck at attracting women..................but not necessarily the women that I really, really want. Maybe the intelligent, perceptive ones are too busy "lookin' for love in all the wrong places," or maybe I should hang out at the library, or Border's.

The women that I attract usually blow me off after about a week or two of carnal fun........................but that doesn't tarnish my self esteem much, because a notch on the belt is still a notch on the belt. Even when I get hurt, I can at least say "Hey.......I tagged it". The same room-mate that I mentioned in this thread once called me "the shallowest man she's ever met"- but I would have to disagree. There's a difference between shallowness, and haughtiness mixed with brutal honesty.

I'm honest enough to admit to myself that I am self-centered, sex-driven, and largely incapable, in most cases, of forming that emotional connection that is needed to make a relationship go on all eight cylinders. That bothers me a little bit, so I joke about things, and make one night stands the goal rather than building a deep, emotional rapport. If I didn't joke about it, I'd probably cry myself to sleep every night like a little girl, who didn't get that pony for Christmas. It doesn't bother me if I look on the bright side.

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