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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:21:00 PM

Sinergy

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Well Sinergy, the world does have a problem with population control and our planet wouldnt do too badly if our population dropped much further!

What was that (Kurt Vonnegut?) book about the society which had the intelligent people using birth control, and them (points vaguely at the other group) were too obtuse to do so. And eventually the .1% of people who had an IQ over 130, as opposed to the 99.9% who had natural selected themselves down to 68, had to spend all their time trying to keep the rest of the witless people safe and fed.

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And we cant get rid of men entirely!!! They can be so useful for so many things. Lifting heavy objects, fixing my car, looking at, touching, and ummm.. hell once their under control and all of their less desirable traits are gone - they'd make Fantastic Doms! Plus, i much prefer a man over toys.. so we sorta need to keep em around for that.

Tim Allen "Men are good for two things, lawn care and vehicle maintenance."

Truer words were never spoken.

Although when I am feeling cynical I start to wonder what two things women are good for. I am sure that is just me and I am probably wrong.

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(btw - ty's for the laughs)

You are welcome

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:21:09 PM

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lmao lmao lmao lmoa lmaooooooooooooo

you know its a damn good think my Dom doesnt come to the CM forums. LOLOLOL But ya know, i hate to say it, but i bet the look on his face if he read this thread would be priceless. Maybe i should get a digital cam out this weekend. You know and if i sold the pic that would be one more thing men are good for!! uuuuuuuh who ever said being wicked wasnt fun?? (for the record i am so seriously only joking.. hehehehhe)

oh lord and to get abit more wicked.. i know how we'd classify him!! Since my best friend calls me a "monkey fucker" that techically means.... umm.....

you know - i must thank everyone for the laughs!! Its been GREAT! God you people are wonderful

(just to add - incase anyone takes me seriuosly i am onnnnnnnly joking and this thread is purely for amusement and entertainment purposes and by no means do i plan to classify my Dom as a monkey)

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:21:26 PM

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Now THIS is an excellent example of a double standard we still accept. I think if a man posted something as scathing as this regarding females (even with the obvious sarcastic tongue in cheek venting tone as we have here) it would be shut down very quickly.

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:23:05 PM

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I agree LA

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:24:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

Now THIS is an excellent example of a double standard we still accept. I think if a man posted something as scathing as this regarding females (even with the obvious sarcastic tongue in cheek venting tone as we have here) it would be shut down very quickly.

"A person who can laugh at themselves will never cease to be entertained." Dorothy Parker

I tend to substitute the word "person" with "gender" or "race" or "species" or "political party member" or whatever, to make it my own.

Just me, etc.

Sinergy

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:26:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

Although when I am feeling cynical I start to wonder what two things women are good for. I am sure that is just me and I am probably wrong.

you are welcome

Sinergy

Oh thats easy - being barefoot and nekkid in the kitchen Doh! Yeah and you've been great Sinergy with all the jesting. Thanks for not getting all up in arms. ooooooooo and i like that quote cos i am always cracking myself up - this thread is a perfect example

Oh and EM - they do all the time - didnt you see all the threads in the General section about women's wieght and breast size and ect ect ect ect (ok i might be making up the breast size, but i dun pay too much attention to that crap)

Lady Ellen! I already TOOK my pill its called the "happily wicked" pill and i am enjoying it completely thanks. You should try it. Does wonders for the soul. hehehehehe

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:35:15 PM

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I object to this thread. My head is not little, as a matter of fact, it is bigger than my "big" head.

Yours,

benji

PS: Much like modern art, my mental pictures cost $40 000 apiece, whether they're pretty or not.

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:37:55 PM

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Oh and EM - they do all the time - didnt you see all the threads in the General section about women's wieght and breast size and ect ect ect ect (ok i might be making up the breast size, but i dun pay too much attention to that crap)

Actually, statistically, women start those threads as often as men and women are a far higher percentage of posters overall in those threads.

Granted, women are almost universally higher percentage of posters on ANY online forum, but those threads are actually made up far more of "Women are beautiful, don't put us down!" than men trying to put women down. Again- women won't tolerate any scent of negativity in the way that we expect males to do.

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:42:17 PM

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It's not polite to put a women down unless you've picked her up - and only then if she gave you permission to pick her up in the first place ;-)

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:42:38 PM

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women won't tolerate any scent of negativity in the way that we expect males to do.

LOL Em see and there is another thing men are good for! For putting up with our shit!!

Thanks for contributing to the thread

(and as my friend on the phone says - we're pretty good at putting up with their shit too)

And Benji my friend says you need to get laid after that last comment AND i could think of something really wicked to say, but i suppose i'm picking on men as enough as it is

oh hell i cant resist - Benji you know what they say about guys who SAY they have big heads right?

Disclaimer :: I am not putting men down - i am only point out their flaws and giving some solutions.

ok maybe alittle... unless of course i get caught and if i get caught then i am not.. (lol) What i am really doing, is point out all the misfortunes of the poor male gender and finding solutions. Men should lining up for the process and thanking me as i will make them better men in the long run. How can anyone take that as an insult?

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 2:47:21 PM

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Granted, women are almost universally higher percentage of posters on ANY online forum, but those threads are actually made up far more of "Women are beautiful, don't put us down!" than men trying to put women down. Again- women won't tolerate any scent of negativity in the way that we expect males to do. (LA)

There are simple explanations for all of this.
1) only women have the ability to type quickly enough to keep up with the thread - thus men post on fewer occasions and make less valuable contributions, as the theme already moved on, a whole page back, before the poor guy can respond
2) clearly there will be many threads about how great women are; women are great, after all
3) consequently there will be few threads which are negative about women, and since women are quicker typers than men (due to inherent superiority in this as in every other field of course), the men are unable to contribute to any such threads anyway
4) men also recognise that women are great, and so refrain from negative stereotyping of them

I trust this clears things up.

BTW Riot - thank you for the happily wicked pill. It seems to be working.

E

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:01:52 PM

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LOL Lady Ellen!!! It IS fun isnt it??

That was a superb post

and i think the lower intelligence will really help get this process going. Cos they would be so easy to convince how wrong they are and how right we are. Dont ya think? Either that or we could outwit them another way. Especially since they think with their small head.... not too hard to lure a man anywhere with that in mind. hehehehehe

(unfortunetly i do have a Dom with very wicked toys - so i must put in a disclaimer!! )

:: uh yeahhhhhhhhh yeah i am not going to use the moronic little head thinking of men to lure them anywhere so i can either A) nail them in the nuts or B) castrate them or C) selectively genetically breed them or D) lock them in a cage in the city center so every day i can walk by and fall over laughing ::

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:16:29 PM

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Riot - youre clearly a very unbalanced person. Nearly as unbalanced as me, although I hide it better.

But you really should have put this in the nonsense section - too many people are taking it as being serious.

You arent serious, are you? (just looking for some reassurance here)

E

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:19:30 PM

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Woman are great, but let's include, in this theoretical purgation of humanity:

   1. Women who spend 15 hours a day sending idiotic text messages, to equally useless gal-pals.

   2. Guys who hold their crotches in public.

   3. Women who listen to music, only because they like to prattle on about how it "reminds them SOOO MUCH of their ex. "Oh God..........this song reminds of how Tim used to sing to me in the morning." I lived with a women who couldn't stop blabbering on about her, useless ex, with whom she'd had a child. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to respond with "I hope your ex dies in some freak accident...........that would make me very, very happy."

    4. People who watch NASCAR, without admitting that they do so for the voyeuristic thrill of possibly seeing someone die in a car wreck.

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:25:16 PM

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No, of course i'm not serious Lady Ellen. I'm only serious, if i dont get caught with the wicked thoughts! Once i can assure myself that i am in the clear to continue on with my world domination plan - i will do so (coming to a store near you!)

Nah - i'm not totally unbalanced , yet i am much more upfront about it, unlike most ppl. hehehehehehe..

i just know when to laugh instead of get pissed off! Imgaine, how many man i could be making cry - right this second. And instead i am in the forums laughing my ass off.

Tres Swank - you're suggestions have been veto'ed please go to the nearest processing center

lmaoooooooo

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:30:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

I think I might have given away some secrets here, but what the heck; soon we shall rule the world, and there's nothing you can do about it - hee hee hee etc

Woman are great, but let's include, in this theoretical purgation of humanity:

   1. Women who spend 15 hours a day sending idiotic text messages, to equally useless gal-pals.

Tre - this is a typical male misunderstanding. These text messages are the means whereby women rule the world, through an underground network of hidden relay points, passing information on men, to be used by other women for the purposes of manipulating situations to their advantage.

   2. Guys who hold their crotches in public.

As opposed to guys who allow biker's girlfriends to hold their crotches in public, you mean? We all know about it - we all got the text message.

   3. Women who listen to music, only because they like to prattle on about how it "reminds them SOOO MUCH of their ex. "Oh God..........this song reminds of how Tim used to sing to me in the morning." I lived with a women who couldn't stop blabbering on about her, useless ex, with whom she'd had a child. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to respond with "I hope your ex dies...........that would make me very, very happy."

Another male misunderstanding. Women do this with the express purpose of pissing you off, unbalancing your judgement, so that you are more easily controlled.

    4. People who watch NASCAR, without admitting that they do so for the voyeuristic thrill of possibly seeing someone die in a car wreck.

Definitely. Men who watch it for the chance of a crash must be dealt with. Again though, auto races are a female invention, designed to hypnotise men into submission with that round and round and round, repetitive motion.

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:37:54 PM

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I guess that sometimes, it's better to think with the dick, and be id-driven, then to be controlled by irrational emotional paroxysms arising from hormonal imbalances. Sure, matriarchy sounds good in theory.........but how many "Daddy-pleasing" women out there, ESPECIALLY in the BDSM community would let a Valerie Solanas-type coup take place?

Women that want freedom from predatory men, are certainly enlightened, but are also in the minority. For every woman who rallies a cry of, "Freedom from patriarchy," there a ten more gals happily giving fellatio to their "dickhead" boyfriends - completely and utterly content with their social status...........as long as the hubby still buys them that Agent Provocateur lingerie on the anniversery day.

Wish ya the best of luck, on your mission, though!!!!!

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:43:31 PM

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Vibrators can't take out the trash, and while they can kill spiders, you have to really scrub them afterwards.

C'mon, you know you like us rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Besides, if you "cure" us, who will you blame the farts on?

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:45:24 PM

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Vibrators can't take out the trash, and while they can kill spiders, you have to really scrub them afterwards.

C'mon, you know you like us rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Besides, if you "cure" us, who will you blame the farts on?

Duuuuuuuuude I can kill my own spiders! Now the farts thing, oh the joys of having dogs around!

Truth be told though, some of you guys are alright and kinda fun to have around.

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RE: Men? - 10/11/2006 3:53:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

Vibrators can't take out the trash, and while they can kill spiders, you have to really scrub them afterwards.

C'mon, you know you like us rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Besides, if you "cure" us, who will you blame the farts on?

Duuuuuuuuude I can kill my own spiders! Now the farts thing, oh the joys of having dogs around!

Truth be told though, some of you guys are alright and kinda fun to have around.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Do you know exactly how many bugs your average spider kills in it's lifetime?

When we are knee deep in flies and gnats and fleas and grasshoppers, I hope you stand up and accept your culpability in all this.

Sinergy

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