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RiotGirl -> Men? (10/11/2006 1:15:05 PM)
I have noticed another trend (besides stupidty) BUT they do seem to go hand and hand. MEN!! Omg we need more selective genetic breeding to cure the world of that problem too. Although if i was able to manage the program i think i would allow men to be born - but they'd be heavily screened and genetically reformatted. Good God, save me from all the men running around! Well half of em, cos i likethe other half. I think i need to go around with my stupid stick and knock some intelligence in them. Either that or nail them in the nuts so hard that i stop any future breeding of their genetic make up. That could possibly solve the problem I have alot of female friends and i'm telling you, i have yet to meet a man in my WHOLE life who is not a slut. Omg why did God give them a dick to think with? You know, i love my pussy - but i have enough restraint NOT to think with it. What is up with these guys who have 2D vision and think with their dicks? And i think it wouldnt be so bad if they couls start out with their sentences along the lines of "my dick thinks this.... " "my dick really would like this... " "my dick thinks that... " "my dick wants.. " You know!! If they could preface their idiotic words with "My dick thinks" i think we'd all be alot better off. I for one, would be really appreciative. Because then i can look at them and say "your dick is a fucking moron" And they might eventually after hearing me say that enough times realise they should stop THINKING with their dick. but as today, i dont even think men can really tell the difference between the two brains. I know there some that can and i say we need to breed them alot and all over the world and that would also solve the problem. Because after years and years of breeding these "smart" men we would eventually wipe out the stupid population. I have alot of solutions to these problems but, i think i would need to turn Domme to pull it off and create a small army of Domme's who are selectively placed around the world to really make a difference. Maybe i should just create a support group........ and secretly among its members it'll be known as "women against stupid people and men who think with their dicks"

Sinergy -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:19:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RiotGirl I have noticed another trend (besides stupidty) BUT they do seem to go hand and hand. MEN!! Omg we need more selective genetic breeding to cure the world of that problem too. Although if i was able to manage the program i think i would allow men to be born - but they'd be heavily screened and genetically reformatted. Good God, save me from all the men running around! Well half of em, cos i likethe other half. I think i need to go around with my stupid stick and knock some intelligence in them. Either that or nail them in the nuts so hard that i stop any future breeding of their genetic make up. That could possibly solve the problem I have alot of female friends and i'm telling you, i have yet to meet a man in my WHOLE life who is not a slut. Omg why did God give them a dick to think with? You know, i love my pussy - but i have enough restraint NOT to think with it. What is up with these guys who have 2D vision and think with their dicks? And i think it wouldnt be so bad if they couls start out with their sentences along the lines of "my dick thinks this.... " "my dick really would like this... " "my dick thinks that... " "my dick wants.. " You know!! If they could preface their idiotic words with "My dick thinks" i think we'd all be alot better off. I for one, would be really appreciative. Because then i can look at them and say "your dick is a fucking moron" And they might eventually after hearing me say that enough times realise they should stop THINKING with their dick. but as today, i dont even think men can really tell the difference between the two brains. I know there some that can and i say we need to breed them alot and all over the world and that would also solve the problem. Because after years and years of breeding these "smart" men we would eventually wipe out the stupid population. I have alot of solutions to these problems but, i think i would need to turn Domme to pull it off and create a small army of Domme's who are selectively placed around the world to really make a difference. Maybe i should just create a support group........ and secretly among its members it'll be known as "women against stupid people and men who think with their dicks" Dont hold back, say what you feel. Sinergy

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:21:34 PM)
Riot, while I'm not big into bondage, I have to tell you girl, you need to be restrained for your own good! Take a deep breath, do some meditating, do something else, cause you are losing it. We can't do away with men because I would have no one to do things nasty things to, and no male wife to look forward to. M

RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:29:19 PM)
omg rooooooooooooofl Ohhhhhhhhhh thank you for making me laugh so hard that i about fell out of my seat!! :: sigh :: i so needed that!! i didnt say we had to wipe out men all together.. we are going to selectively breed them, reformating their DNA. WHILE leaving the "good" ones around to continue breeding. Plussssssssssss.. i wouldnt take anyone other Lady's man and put him through my program (unless she asked!!) you know with my program - you would have close to the perfect man. Especially if we could structure and genetically breed them to get the best out of the male DNA uuhh and i'll try not to Sinergy.. but i will hold back with all the moronic dick thinking men who come aimlessly walking into my men. Because if i told them - well that'd just be rude.

juliaoceania -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:30:22 PM)
I have met many men that do not think with their little head, I suggest that you meet more men before we go and reformat the whole gender.

LaTigresse -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:33:49 PM)
I could round up a few to send thru your programme. No need to return, just keep them as test guinea pigs so to speak.

Sinergy -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:37:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I have met many men that do not think with their little head, I suggest that you meet more men before we go and reformat the whole gender. FUTILE IS RESISTANCE! WE WILL BE REFORMATTED! Just me, could be wrong, but there you go. Sinergy

LadyEllen -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:38:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I have met many men that do not think with their little head, I suggest that you meet more men before we go and reformat the whole gender. Julia - she wants to only do away with the daft half, not the whole male gender. It sounds like a good enough aim to me, except that without the daft half of them, the good ones maybe wouldnt seem so good? E

ToGiveDivine -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:41:08 PM)
There are quite a few women who have issues too. I know the sensible women on here avoid the nutty ones just as much as the men do. On the otherhand, us sensible men like to hang with the guys that are nutjobs; they make us look OH so much better :-D

juliaoceania -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:45:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I have met many men that do not think with their little head, I suggest that you meet more men before we go and reformat the whole gender. Julia - she wants to only do away with the daft half, not the whole male gender. It sounds like a good enough aim to me, except that without the daft half of them, the good ones maybe wouldnt seem so good? E Many young men outgrow this problem, let them be! Geesh, when they are young dumb and full of ... well you know, that is what keeps the species propagating for crying out loud!

Mercnbeth -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:45:17 PM)
quote: [sm=banghead.gif] MEN!! [sm=ofcourse.gif] How about we all come with a disclaimer? [sm=moon.gif]"Buyer Beware!"[sm=dance.gif] Even those renting or leasing for that matter.

RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:51:07 PM)
i dont care if women are nut jobs - they're so much easier to ignore. Atleast for me. Probably because once i send them on their way, they stay gone. omg Togive - i have such a non personal yet really mean comeback for what you said.. but i swear i'll burn in hell for it. So i will RESIST speaking it. Thats right Lady Ellen, just the daft half!!! But see, even if we dont have half the stupid half to make the better half look good, they can compete between themselves and i'm sure some will look stupider to the rest. BUT atleast their stupidity will only be minimal. You know they maybe be stupid in not knowing how to cook, or clean. But we can reformat them anyways we want. You know how genetically we can decide the sex of our baby's?? We can do that with men... Except my overall plan is genetically selecting many many key traits to pick and choose from. Oh hell - and if you want, we could round up some of the ones we've damanged so they cant breed any more into like a cage to help our "good" ones look better. And that would really work. Imagine men in massive pain from their nut sacs being locked in a cage for years upon years on end? I can almost imagine them slobbering at the mouth being kept from a female for so long.. We could EVEN keep them on display in the city centers so as to remind ourselves why our purpose and goal is so important. Hell while i'm at it, i'll re structure the governemtn so i can include laws to make this all legal. Sinergy - i doubt YOU personally will be reformatted (or forced to stop breeding) But you would obviously have to have a complete back ground check, one of the other founders would definetly have to get to know you and you would need massive testimonies from ppl stating that you are "okay" BUT we would also have to do complete background checks on all who were giving a testimony on you to make sure they're speaking only from a purely logical standpoint on your intelligence and what brain you think from. La Tigresse, when i'm done with them - you'll want them back. Trust me.

RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:54:07 PM)
True that Merc n beth!! Or we could like just slap label's on their fore heads. Labels like "Preceed every sentence out of my mouth with - my dick thinks" Yeah and i swear if Guys could just be labeled "Sweet" or "Asshole alert" or "slut" or "intelligent" it would REALLY make it alot easier. But then i'm up for reformating the entire gender. Plus i get to go around nailing guys in the balls that i dun like.. what gets better then that? Julia dear - we dont need them to breed.. we'll have a lab.. Edited to ADD :: Yeah i've got it all worked out

LadyEllen -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:55:29 PM)
Riot - LOL! If anyone needs a background check, it sounds like you're a candidate from that last post! E

LaTigresse -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 1:56:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RiotGirl La Tigresse, when i'm done with them - you'll want them back. Trust me. Oh reeeeeeaaaaaaalllyyyyy? Are you going to turn them all into adorable sane young ladies wishing to worship at the alter of LaT??[:D]

Sinergy -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 2:02:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RiotGirl But we can reformat them anyways we want. You know how genetically we can decide the sex of our baby's?? We can do that with men... Except my overall plan is genetically selecting many many key traits to pick and choose from. China and India have had problems with deciding the sex of the baby. Apparently, their ration of women to men is something ridiculous like .7 women to 1 man. Which may be a large reason that their birth rate is at now parity. While this is a nice thing for today, the number of female births continues to drop,overall population continues to drop, and eventually they will not be able to sustain their population. quote: Oh hell - and if you want, we could round up some of the ones we've damanged so they cant breed any more into like a cage to help our "good" ones look better. And that would really work. Imagine men in massive pain from their nut sacs being locked in a cage for years upon years on end? I can almost imagine them slobbering at the mouth being kept from a female for so long.. We could EVEN keep them on display in the city centers so as to remind ourselves why our purpose and goal is so important. But then you have to feed them. Why not order them at puberty to forced sperm extraction facilities. Save a few zillion sperm. Then have them taken away for orderly disposal. Then you could do away with men altogether. quote: Sinergy - i doubt YOU personally will be reformatted (or forced to stop breeding) Thank you for the vote of confidence or whatever, but I have already micturated in the gene pool and got my weed wacked, as it were, to avoid any further stains on the dress of humanity. quote: But you would obviously have to have a complete back ground check, one of the other founders You are going to consult the United States Founding Fathers about my background? How do you propose to do that, with a Ouija board? quote: would definetly have to get to know you and you would need massive testimonies from ppl stating that you are "okay" BUT we would also have to do complete background checks on all who were giving a testimony on you to make sure they're speaking only from a purely logical standpoint on your intelligence and what brain you think from. La Tigresse, when i'm done with them - you'll want them back. Trust me. Unlikely. While I am sure I could come up with people who think I am nice, I tend to follow the wisdom of Groucho Marx and refuse to join a club that would have me as a member. So enjoy! Sinergy

LadyEllen -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 2:07:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: RiotGirl La Tigresse, when i'm done with them - you'll want them back. Trust me. Oh reeeeeeaaaaaaalllyyyyy? Are you going to turn them all into adorable sane young ladies wishing to worship at the alter of LaT??[:D] Ya know? I think there might be a good voluntary uptake on a programme like that! E

RiotGirl -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 2:11:52 PM)
Sure LaT - anything is possible!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Well Sinergy, the world does have a problem with population control and our planet wouldnt do too badly if our population dropped much further! Feed them? Eh, i guess we can throw dog food at em. lolololol And we cant get rid of men entirely!!! They can be so useful for so many things. Lifting heavy objects, fixing my car, looking at, touching, and ummm.. hell once their under control and all of their less desirable traits are gone - they'd make Fantastic Doms! Plus, i much prefer a man over toys.. so we sorta need to keep em around for that. Sure it was a vote of confidence!! I didnt try and dispose of you! I figured you're one of the good ones - but i'm prone to making mistakes so you'd have to be screened! "the other founders" would nt be the United States Founding Fathers (good lord they needed help as well) but the Founders of this New World plan. Oh btw - yer a man - you cant join the club. So um.. nanner! (btw - ty's for the laughs)

juliaoceania -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 2:17:57 PM)
I think I would not belong either, I tend too get along with men to well and would sell all of you out to the horny enemy

LadyEllen -> RE: Men? (10/11/2006 2:20:42 PM)
Riot - you know, in England we used to have a means of distilling the male population; we built this army and navy out of all the riff raff and sent them overseas, to fight with the riff raff of other nations. Those who survived to return home were usually well adjusted by the experience, and the other nations involved much appreciated the same effects on their male riff raff. Perhaps we should set aside Maine for a new war involving the USA, France, England and Canada, so that we can recreate this natural wastage of surplus males? We could put them all in early 19th century uniform (c. 1812), and issue weapons and provide medical care of the period, and then sell the TV rights to the ensuing slaughter all around the world. I could expound a bit further, but its time for my medication now. I sure hope I dont get your pills by mistake.... E

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