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I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 6:39:51 PM

Aileen68

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I think I'm ovulating.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:03:25 PM

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I think I'm ovulating.

Hey, me too.

Horny, I mean.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:10:16 PM

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I stay horny, I must be ovulating all the time.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:16:10 PM

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I think I'm ovulating.

You don't know horny.

Actually, if you take the letters of my name (and assume that the 3rd and 12th letters equal 11), divide by 17, add 32 and then always add 9 to all vowels...you got "horny".

Big time.

(But then...I'm a math guy).

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:21:02 PM

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I stay horny, I must be ovulating all the time.

Now, why doesn't this surprise me?

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:28:56 PM

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I stay horny, I must be ovulating all the time.

Now, why doesn't this surprise me?

It doesnt surprise you, cause you know you want to give me a spanking..LOL

Sorry, I just had to say that.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:38:11 PM

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i'm always in a constant state of horniness...do me ovulate...LOL

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:40:21 PM

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I hope you dont Michael, that just wouldnt be right..lol

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:42:09 PM

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of course...i'm all screwed up anyway

can men have hot flashes?

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:53:20 PM

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That's "ME so horny.. love you long time."

:)

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 7:54:56 PM

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Okay okay I get the friggin hint already, damn, i'll get to Jersey when I can.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 8:56:52 PM

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Batteries are a girls best friend.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 9:36:20 PM

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you mean Bob, (battery operated boyfriend)?

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 9:44:21 PM

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Bob's a cool name, but I sometimes like to call the main AA receptor Everready Freddy.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/11/2006 10:14:45 PM

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A cucumber is a girl's best friend.. hands, carrots, broom handle, beer bottle, pop can. etc. They get amazingly resourceful when they have to.

Actually, this thread reminded Me of something I think of from time to time. It is not hard finding horny women. They are a dime a dozen. Interestingly enough it is a trick and a half to find one that actually knows how to have sex. A blow job and lying there on a bed with your legs in the air or getting on your hands and knees while you get it fed to you is not exactly fucking. Actually, that is boring. I guess it will do when there is nothing better around, but you know. I am not directing that at anyone here. Like I said it just pops into My head from time to time. I have actually met very few women that actually know how to have sex.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 2:30:35 AM

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quote:

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I stay horny, I must be ovulating all the time.

Now, why doesn't this surprise me?

It doesnt surprise you, cause you know you want to give me a spanking..LOL

Sorry, I just had to say that.

LOL, and this doesn't surprise me either

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 2:56:54 AM

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I stay horny, I must be ovulating all the time.

No ovulation happening over here, yet I stay horny, too.

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 3:23:42 AM

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Damn, it’s an epidemic!!! I don’t know about you people but, I was told I could be hitting prime.
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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 3:42:33 AM

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LTRsubNW, you can count on Me anytime.
SirKenin, We were born resourceful.
Horny, in My 50's and menopausla since 29, so what is My excuse???

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RE: I am so horny. - 10/12/2006 4:21:58 AM

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ummm....couldn't really say not knowing you but.... could it be years of pent up sexual energy? If so, I'm looking forward to many more years of being ready to go go go.
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