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Rumtiger -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:28:40 PM)

so? I dident say anything against sicilians, just these two fucks.

You aint a Gambino or have a really old fat relative who lives in La Verne CA do ya? If not you aint got much to worry bout.

P.S I'm a boot Italian




LTRsubNW -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:28:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

   I've been wondering for quite a while if there existed a type of pornography that dealt with nose picking, and the disgusting little green devils that we Americans like to call "boogers".  Lo and behold, upon typing "booger porn" into the Google search engine (it's my day off....... I've got way too much time on my hands and no steady girlfriend) the first relevant site that popped up was "Snotgirls", which I immediately clicked on with that overwhelming sense of childhood wonder and mischief that a kid must feel when he looks at his first issue of "Hustler."

What a fucking disappoint.  Instead of the disgusting weirdness I had anticipated with bated breath, it turned out to be mostly pictures of naked chicks with their fingers in their noses, smiling at the camera.  Where were the "down on their luck" women, who, out of desperation,  agreed to eat each other's boogers just to get a paycheck?  Being a connoisseur of all things nasty and recondite, I was really let down by the downright tame-ness of the sight.  Oh well............looks like I'll just have to look for stranger things.


("Baited")




DaddiesLilGirl06 -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:28:57 PM)

Oh ya all are just cracking me up...I am about to piss my pants laughing and I am not into all that...ROFLMFAO




LTRsubNW -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:30:58 PM)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(He wasn't kidding {sorry...had to check})

http://www.snotgirls.com/preview1.html




windchymes -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:32:52 PM)

I wish my uncle could see this.  He'd say, "Hey girls, if ya feel something round and firm, it's your eyeball!"[:D]




michaelGA2 -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:33:23 PM)

ok, every day that passes in my life and i think i've seen and heard it all, then something way out in left field comes and sets a whole new standard




DaddiesLilGirl06 -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:34:00 PM)

oh thats good windchimes

oops windchymes




Najakcharmer -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:37:04 PM)

You know what makes me wonder....for some reason it came up in conversation that everything gets fetishized, so I randomly decided to try looking for coffee porn on the Net.  Didn't find any.  Do I just suck at searching, or is there actually something in common existence that nobody's made a sex fetish out of?




Rumtiger -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:41:22 PM)

try a different word for coffee? like...hm Java

yeah Java sounds more erotic.




Aileen68 -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:43:51 PM)

Java enemas




Rumtiger -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:45:37 PM)

and drinking it afterwards?

Yeah you are so much more sick than me, how could you think of such a thing?[:D]




Aileen68 -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:47:17 PM)

once again....eeeewww!




TreSwank -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:47:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

("Baited")


   That is a misconception that is so common, it has actually made it's way into many popular works.     http://m-w.com/dictionary/bated

     "Bated" is indeed spelled correctly in my original post, because I'm not talking about "baiting" a hook with a worm.   I wasn't sure if I was using the correct spelling either, until I actually looked up an article that discussed words that everybody fucks up.............and I have indeed spelled "bated breath" as "baited breath" quite a few times.

       I ain't the best, by a long, long,  LONG, shot, but I am fuckin' good.




Rumtiger -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:49:20 PM)

what so nobody wants the deli story?




Aileen68 -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:53:59 PM)

I can imagine that you either splooged or wiped a nice big one onto their sandwiches.

or hocked one up. 




Rumtiger -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:54:50 PM)

oh no no nothing like that, like I said no collateral damage.




Aileen68 -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:56:12 PM)

Ok I'll bite.  What did you do?




TreSwank -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:56:22 PM)

I'll bet it was more graphic than that. I'm also actually pretty curious about it.




Aileen68 -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:58:34 PM)

I can't believe I'm participating in this discussion.




LadyEllen -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 5:58:51 PM)

I dont wanna hear it! I'm going to bed!

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