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Rumtiger -> RE: Booger Porn (10/17/2006 6:07:47 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
Ok I'll bite. What did you do?
Well I'm glad you asked! An attention whores dream you are.
This guy Gieuseppe [cant spell it, fuck him anyway] or rather "joe" as we preffered to call him, was a white haired fat bastard of a man who could barely speak english. Anyway one day he really pissed me off by getting mad at me because he couldent say the words "plastic tub" in english and so kept saying "get the thing", or sometimes said things so messed up I couldent understand him, and he would start yelling at me.
Alright so in the deli whenever we had meat left over from slicing it we always had to toss the scraps into this tub so they could make the sauce with it, they wouldent even let us eat it even though it was prolly just a slice of fuckin pastrami left over.
We did sorta the same thing wiht the chese..making that cheese soup stuff with whatever was left over and not sold off, but this was all for Joe and Nick the other fat fuck I worked for.
So I went for a bathroom break real fast, whacked one out, came in and did "stock check" which meant speading a nice layer on the blue cheese so that everything would be nicely camoflauged, I even smeard a tiny bit on the glass of the display case itself so it looked a little bit like the blue cheese had bumped into the glass..it was Joe's job to be the front man and look busy so he would be the one who had to clean it off.
As I planned noone bought any blue cheese, who does after all? so right into the soup it went.
And thats my story.
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