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Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:24:42 PM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		    I've been wondering for quite a while if there existed a type of pornography that dealt with nose picking, and the disgusting little green devils that we Americans like to call "boogers".  Lo and behold, upon typing "booger porn" into the Google search engine (it's my day off....... I've got way too much time on my hands and no steady girlfriend) the first relevant site that popped up was "Snotgirls", which I immediately clicked on with that overwhelming sense of childhood wonder and mischief that a kid must feel when he looks at his first issue of "Hustler."

What a fucking disappoint.  Instead of the disgusting weirdness I had anticipated with bated breath, it turned out to be mostly pictures of naked chicks with their fingers in their noses, smiling at the camera.  Where were the "down on their luck" women, who, out of desperation,  agreed to eat each other's boogers just to get a paycheck?  Being a connoisseur of all things nasty and recondite, I was really let down by the downright tame-ness of the sight.  Oh well............looks like I'll just have to look for stranger things.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:28:38 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:32:16 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:37:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I know........I am SUCH a weirdo, but I get mighty tickled by some odd things.  Other folks keep that kind of shit to themselves, but when do something skeeveball, I like to tell EVERYBODY (unless I'm trying to get laid.)

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:39:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Tre - you never cease to amaze me with the depths of depravity your boredom leads you to!

Reminds me of when we first got the internet - we spent a whole week searching for the most unlikely/ weird fetish stuff we could. Didnt seem to matter what was typed in - up came hundreds of hits.

I remember typing in "elbow fetish" - surely I thought, no one, but no one could have a fetish for elbows? Surely one of the less erotically connected parts of the body? I was wrong. Try it Tre - it might just do something for you!

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:41:08 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:50:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Tre - you never cease to amaze me with the depths of depravity your boredom leads you to!




Check this out; it's kind of funny, in a creepy way.  I was at my place of employment the other day, walking around, bored out of my mind at the old jobaroo..........and all of sudden, I thought about going to the restroom, rubbing one out, collecting the discharge in my hand, and smearing it all over the handrails in my workplace.  Granted, that's something I would NEVER do in real life, but man, I think that saying about "idle hands" doing the devil's bidding is right on the fucking mark.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:51:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Tre - you never cease to amaze me with the depths of depravity your boredom leads you to!




Check this out; it's kind of funny, in a creepy way.  I was at my place of employment the other day, walking around, bored out of my mind at the old jobaroo..........and all of sudden, I thought about going to the restroom, rubbing one out, collecting the discharge in my hand, and smearing it all over the handrails in my workplace.  Granted, that's something I would NEVER do in real life, but man, I think that saying about "idle hands" doing the devil's bidding is right on the fucking mark.


Eeewww.  Thanks for the warning.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:54:00 PM   
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Thats DISGUSTING!

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 4:57:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		I said that I THOUGHT about it-not considered it, but it DID make me giggle like a little fucking schoolgirl.  It's just like when I have my lunchbreak in the employee cafeteria......one of my co-workers is a NINETY year-old man, and I sometimes wonder what he would do if just started trying to make out with him in front of everybody.  It's something I wouldn't do, but I get a kick out of it as a theoretical concept.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:03:45 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:05:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: endorphinhussy

i get occasional requests for the webcam tho show my armpits - armpit fetishes.... odd enough.


Have you ever had any "booger" requests?   What about farting, or blowing bubbles with a fart?  That would be interesting to watch.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:11:16 PM   
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You only thought about doing it....hehehe.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:16:28 PM   
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This is why i'm better...

You only thought about doing it....hehehe.


Well, if somebody offered to pay me to smear my cum everywhere or make out a ninety-year old man, I might consider it. 

On second thought, I don't think that I could do the whole "make out with a male senior citizen" thing.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:18:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		I just did it for good ole fashioned revenge.

Lets just say it involved a deli.

oh and two fatfuck sicilians I was working for at the time.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:19:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		You boys are sick. 

edited to add...really sick!

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:21:18 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:22:11 PM   
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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:24:34 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		hey they got what was comin to them. Rascist bastards.

besides I dont think there was any collateral damage done...I was an experienced deli boy after all.

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RE: Booger Porn - 10/17/2006 5:26:13 PM   
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