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Eriayasha -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/27/2006 11:39:26 AM)

"Hey y'all, watch this!"
"It happens to the best of us. And the rest of us."
One in Vermont: "I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours"

My own?
"Death? Death will not stop me. Nothing has, yet!"




ohbiguy32 -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/27/2006 2:48:28 PM)

I wemt to the cemetary today to visit my Dad.  I stopped by my aunts grave.  I had never realy read it before.  It says:   "I'll see you soon"



RubberWitch -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/27/2006 2:53:30 PM)

as an inscription surrounding my skeletal remains
"A point on which you must agree, without your flesh, you'd look like me,
A point I say is truer still, is that some day, you probably will"

J



ShreveportMaster -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/27/2006 6:46:12 PM)

 Chuckles,
RW, sounds like you have a bone to pick? [;)]



subfever -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/28/2006 6:37:15 PM)

...Better Down Here Than Up With My Ex...



subfever -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/28/2006 6:38:43 PM)

... Man, That Shit Really Kicks Ass!...



subfever -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/28/2006 6:41:22 PM)

...Don't Get Too Close, I'm Carrie's Brother...



subfever -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/28/2006 6:44:47 PM)

...But It Was Organic...



subinside -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/29/2006 9:09:37 AM)

i guess that three second rule really doesn't work.



LTRsubNW -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/29/2006 1:39:39 PM)

1)  "Hey...what the hell does a guy have to do to get a drink around here?"

2)  "I asked for a freaking view dammit!"

3)  "Psssst...c'mere...yeah, you..."

4)  "Ya know, 10 more minutes and I'd have owned this town"

5)  "Anyone got any slugbait?"

6)  "NOW you want to talk?"

7)  "Elvis says hi"

8)  "The job opportunites suck here"

:)



QuietDom -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/29/2006 2:59:36 PM)

My thought?  No raised lettering for me, I want inscribed letters, cut a full inch deep into the stone, reading as follows;

[Full Name]
Born [Full Date], [Location]
Died [Full Date], [Location]
son of
[Full Name] ([Years])
and
[Full Name] ([Years])

Boring?  Sure.  But three hundred years down the road, some geneologist will weep with gratitude.



mnottertail -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (10/29/2006 3:04:19 PM)

I wished the microdot would have come with side-effects documentation........... 



darchChylde -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/3/2007 4:48:25 PM)

i'm just enjoying the irony of "resurrecting" a thread on gravestones

how about this for a gravestone?

What the hell?
What kind of last word is
"OOPS"?



HypnoticDan -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/3/2007 5:08:19 PM)

-- ACME DISCOUNT HEADSTONES --
YOUR NAME HERE
BIRTH YEAR-DEATH YEAR
Thinly veiled attempt
at staying something meaningful.
 



windchymes -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/3/2007 7:02:04 PM)

Y'all don't break your leg dancin' up there!



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/3/2007 7:07:31 PM)

I think I want this one mine"To all of those that owe me go to hell, I"LL meet you there.."



ohbiguy32 -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 6:03:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i'm just enjoying the irony of "resurrecting" a thread on gravestones

how about this for a gravestone?

What the hell?
What kind of last word is
"OOPS"?


I love it darch.  i was surprized to see it back.



Saratov -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 6:04:54 AM)

See, I told you I couldn't do that.



Eldritchdancer -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 6:47:35 AM)

If I were to get a headstone, I'd have the answering machine message set to play when a motion sensor is tripped, with a solar battery to keep it available for play for years and years.

OR

With the same audio setup, I'd have the words, "Come closer.... come closer..." in soft, low tones and then  a scream.

Master Darkmoon



HypnoticDan -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 9:13:47 AM)

Big blank column. on one side it has the genealogy details. on the others, a recessed shelf to hold a piece of chalk and the words:
YOU FEARS ERASED WITH THE NEXT RAIN.
I figure being dead is no reason to stop being helpful.

In a perfect world my brain would stay frozen in a jar until they could bring me back. Death could be such a setback if I let it be.



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