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worththeeffort -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 9:20:00 AM)
i've always wanted a motion sensor imbedded in mine, and every time someone stands in front of it plays a recording of my voice " a-hem! excuse me, could you step a little to the left? a little more.... thanks. you were standing on my spleen"

sublimelysensual -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 10:27:08 AM)
Necrophilia..hard limit laughing..bad i know, but couldn't resist or... I knew I should have used my safeword.... -a

darchChylde -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 11:56:32 AM)
I can see up your skirt, and... you really should do the laundry.

favesclava -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 11:58:38 AM)
1- the old biker tattoo: NO REGRETS "for every step i took got me closer to Him" 2- "it could be worse, it could be raining " when a biker friend passes away we come from many miles around, even out of state and we ride if the weathers good enough . we cook and cry and dance and remember. and every year we accompany the families to the resting places of their loved ones with motorcycle escort. then back to the club to cook and cry and dance and remember.

Tobes -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 12:32:39 PM)
"Guess I failed my saving throw on that one." "Sorry, a system error has occured. Restart?" "Oo! Fresh sausage!"

bliss1 -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 12:32:56 PM)
I want mine to read: On to the next life - see you there.

Emperor1956 -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 1:04:09 PM)
"They can't hit a thing at this range" "Well, what did you think would happen?" and one that actually appears in a cemetery in Utah: Two things I love most, good horses and beautiful women, and when I die I hope they tan this old hide of mine and make it into a ladies riding saddle, so I can rest in peace between the two things I love most.

LotusSong -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 1:07:13 PM)
"I bet I can hold my breath longer than you can".

Saratov -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 3:21:21 PM)
FINALLY!! Now we'll see if reincarnation is for real.

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 3:55:56 PM)
if its possible for me to come back and haunt someone.......youre so screwed!

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 4:10:25 PM)
i like..." But i was RIGHT!"...or .....:See!! i TOLD you i was sick!"

Mikal -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/4/2007 7:21:07 PM)
Once I wasn't and the I was And now I ain't all over again Or J--------- 1978 - 2xxx Death's Grip Holds Me Tight, But I Shall Return One Night

ToughtDom1981 -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/5/2007 6:17:50 AM)
My grave stone will read " Sit here for a rise <x>"

Donnalee -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/5/2007 6:30:30 AM)
Life..She was all over it

JohnSteed1967 -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/5/2007 6:37:11 AM)
I want my tombstone covered in a binary message

immoral -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/5/2007 6:49:38 AM)
i think....... id like "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!"

LadyOpinx -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/5/2007 7:31:52 AM)
"In the End ...Only Kindness Matters" I am hoping that 100 years from now nobody will remember that this quote is from a shudders Jewel song. I hate Jewel (best selling poet of all time---what does that tell you about American literacy?) but those are still some of the most true and beautiful words I have ever heard. Damnit anyway. smiles It just makes me think of the nursing profession, and comforting my grandma when she was dying. The tiniest comfort things that we need to do at the Ends of Life--caring for tiny helpless babies and for those on their deathbed. Why leave the Kindness for when it is Crucial? So I try to live like it is the Main thing that Matters ---and passing that thought on after I am gone would be my wish. Bright Blessings Linda

NovelApproach -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/5/2007 7:38:27 PM)
I think... I'd like a stone with my name and birthdate and all that one one side. The other side would be mostly blank except for the worlds "A man walks into a talent agency and says, 'I have an act I think you should represent. Its a family act and I think you're going to love it.'" written in small letters at the top. A box of chalk will be left at the base.

slaveish -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/5/2007 8:03:06 PM)
Ow. Ow! OW, GODDAMMIT!!

MistressHolly71 -> RE: What I want on my Grave stone (7/5/2007 8:17:09 PM)
Quoth the Raven nevermore. - Edgar Allan Poe

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