CreoleCook
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I love this joke... If "pro" is the opposite of "con," then whats the opposite of "Progress?" (Congress) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love America.... where a dead man can be elected over 4 other people to fill a seat in Congress in a small town out in Oregon; where if I want to keep my children (if I had any,) away from violence nd sex in the news, I'd have to put a parental lock on CNN, and CSPAN; where a presidential nominee (GW) can talk about bringing morals back to the White House, knowing in his own past, he had a mistress his entire time in Congress; where the price of condoms is higher than the price of a six pack of beer; where the separation of church and state is actually divided by someone's head on a dollar bill....
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"If I owned Texas, and Hell, I would rent out Texas, and live in Hell." ~Gen. John Sheridan, 1855 "I was thinking of the immortal words of socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'" ~Chris Knight, Real Genius
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