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angelic -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:10:18 PM)

One thing that will chap my butt quick is a 'template' sort of e-mail, the kind that you absolutely know has been sent to 50 others.  These will most likely end up on my blocked list.



justheather -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:12:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: angelic

One thing that will chap my butt quick is a 'template' sort of e-mail, the kind that you absolutely know has been sent to 50 others.  These will most likely end up on my blocked list.


Or how about the four page "fantasy" that he has allegedly written just for you?



LadySeraphina -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:12:34 PM)

Very good point, angelic!

I always love the ones who tell me they want to please me sexually. Sure does indicate they've paid Any attention to my profile... Yup, offer sex to the committed monogamous ones, offer to serve the subs, and offer to beat the Dommes, and you've got it all covered.



sonny2000 -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:13:17 PM)

So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy
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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: sonny2000

My sense of humor only awakens when I'm holding a large hardwood paddle


I never thought I would feel compelled to point this out to somebody, but...

It looks like the only way you will hook up with a submissive is to type one-handed.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy




angelic -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:13:21 PM)

roflmao... i had forgotten those... yessssssss



WickedlyDevine -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:15:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

Very good point, angelic!

I always love the ones who tell me they want to please me sexually. Sure does indicate they've paid Any attention to my profile... Yup, offer sex to the committed monogamous ones, offer to serve the subs, and offer to beat the Dommes, and you've got it all covered.


Hehe, yes I have been privy to those, which leads to my now engrossly overdetailed profile, and yet somehow, I still get it, grrrrr!



juliaoceania -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:16:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sonny2000

So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: sonny2000

My sense of humor only awakens when I'm holding a large hardwood paddle


I never thought I would feel compelled to point this out to somebody, but...

It looks like the only way you will hook up with a submissive is to type one-handed.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy




Sinergy



justheather -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:16:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sonny2000

So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy


Um, you don't want to go there, hon.



angelic -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 5:36:41 PM)

~grins~ No wiser words were ever typed [:D]



Kalira -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 7:13:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sonny2000

So ladies who do you prefer,Sonny2000 or Sinergy
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: sonny2000

My sense of humor only awakens when I'm holding a large hardwood paddle


I never thought I would feel compelled to point this out to somebody, but...

It looks like the only way you will hook up with a submissive is to type one-handed.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy



Well, umm...to telll the truth Sonny...and with no disrespect to either Sinergy or his young lady....I would take Sinergy in a heartbeat [8D]

quote:

  Um, you don't want to go there, hon.


LOL sorry, but I am blunt enough to be honest here.



juliaoceania -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 7:16:23 PM)

I do not feel disrespected at all...my Daddy is a hottie (at least I think so)



LTRsubNW -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 7:18:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sonny2000

When I first contact someone I just write a brief message to show interest and start a conversation. What really grabs your attention in the first email


Cash.



LadySeraphina -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 7:23:33 PM)

Umm, I'm with Kalira. Domme to Dom, or human to human, I have to prefer Sinergy. Honestly, you shouldn't ask questions like that if you don't want the answer.

Julia, I am so glad for the two of you. You're a sweetheart, and so is he. I wish you both the very best!



DiurnalVampire -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 7:33:24 PM)

When I got my first email from Angel, it was not one I would normally have written back to, though I am glad now that I did.  He replied (near a week later) to a smartass comment I had mailed him refering to a journal entry he had. The only reason I replied was to find out what the blody hel he was tlaking to, after that long I had forgotten.

Normal, and especially now that my profile specificaly says that I just collared someone and I am not looking for anything past conversation... I tend to weed out the ones who offer their undying devotion, service and complete use of their bodies for sexual gratification.  If you actualy read the profile, you'd know better.

And if you offer yourself just ebcasue you are visiting my city and might be bored... come on now, I live in Vegas...

If I get a respectful, inteligent, fairly well written (i am very forgiving on spelling for obvious reasons) message that acknowledges that I have a pet and I am not looking and wishes to talk... I'l respond.  Otherwise, they get a cut and paste no thank you note

DV



marieToo -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 7:36:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

quote:

ORIGINAL: sonny2000

When I first contact someone I just write a brief message to show interest and start a conversation. What really grabs your attention in the first email


Cash.


lmao!



babygumdrop -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 7:37:53 PM)

Sincerity grabs and holds my attention.
 
gumdrop



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 7:37:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sonny2000
When I first contact someone I just write a brief message to show interest and start a conversation. What really grabs your attention in the first email


For Me, a real attention grabber is:
 
1)  Someone who actually meets the requirements I specifiy in My profile.
2)  Someone respectful enough to provide the information I request in an introductory letter.
 
These account for about 10% of the mail that I receive.
 
Lady Topaz



Aubre -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 8:08:05 PM)

Be sure to type in all caps and use lots of cell phone lingo "UR PROFILE ROX. DO U CYBER?" Also, asking women if they are really women or trans is always a crowd pleaser. Don't forget to either offer a submissive woman a collar, followed by a first command - or let a domme know she's collared you and tell her what act of contrition you are doing to celebrate the happy occasion..



justheather -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 8:36:14 PM)

I just had a flashback, Aubre!

Another personal favorite is the guy who asks me, after I remind him that my profile says I have a boyfriend who, by the way does read my mail, if I wouldnt mind building a friendship with him..."You know, in case it doesn't work out".



SlaveAkasha -> RE: First Messages (10/23/2006 8:45:03 PM)

My Daddy wrote me a very nice email.  He mentioned things in my journal that he had read, and commented about how they were feelings familiar to him.
 
This meant a lot to me, and helped in my decision to write him back.  I wasn't really looking at the time, so it took quite a bit for me to do that.
 
Now I am very happy I did.
 
Masters girl akasha
 
edited:stupid fingers



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